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Started May 04, 2018 by @LuckyLemon

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Fedrick piped up from the back,"Some of us are Bi, you idiot."

"Gay is us so like, half-gay for bi peeps"

"Hey, you forgot about me!" Yelled a doctor.

"I forgot, damn it I'm sorry; zero gay is aro-ace, right?"

"Jack is pan…"

"Kind of off topic…" Barry noted.

"Let's get back to helping Barry… Again."

"Larry doesn't care," A doctor said.

"Not a problem." Jack muttered, before launching himself at Larry and dragging him out.

Mason chased after Larry,"Where the hell are you taking her?"

"Nunya–as in NONE OF YA BUSINESS"

Opal was following them too,"WE ALREADY KNOW THAT!"

"Please stop yelling guys."

"QUEER!" Mason yelled to distract Jack.

"Right, yes I know Mason; we've gone over this earlier."

"Sammy doesn't know about it," Said Sammy, who liked talking in 3rd person.

"Tough luck, Sammy my human." Opal said, picking up a chair.

"U need to shut up, Opal," Sammy said.

"Very peculiar, that was," Yoda appeared.

(fixed it lol xD sorry I spaced)

Wishing he were somewhere else, Mason said, "Yoda?"

Xavier from X-Men appeared in the corner. 'Hey, Barry, you gotta come join the X-Men.'

"You, mister, are a cool dude," Barry said, pointing at Xavier.

"Zen is key to prosperity," the ghost of Buddha appeared from a nearby shrine in the building.

(wHY IS BUDDHA HERE)
'Avada kedavra!' shouted Voldemort, pointing his wand at one of the nurses and disappearing a moment afterward.

Barry laughed at the dead nurse.

Cameron was horrified.

David, Barry's dad, stared in shock at the dead nurse, shouting, 'NO! WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH NOW?!'

“Edna. Do Edna.” Edna said, stepping out of the shadows.

'Flippin' heck, you're hot!' shouted David before kissing Edna.