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@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Anyone know who well a toothbrush goes when flushed down a toilet?

Fairly well. I should be an expert in this type of stuff. I was a menace to plumbing when I was younger. I would throw random crap in the toilet and see if it would go down. A toothbrush is fairly alright. Carpet however is not. I learned that lesson at 3 years old.

@Relsey-TheElder

I spent the first hours of my new years changing bedding and crying with a mad toddler who decided to climb into my bed before peeing everywhere instead of staying in his own bed. said toddler was furious that I made him get up and change his clothes and rinse off, how dare I, and even more upset when I made him go back to his own bed and then didn't sit with him because I had to change out all of my bedding. good times

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

My mom spent the first day of New Years screaming at my sister for being around her. So that was wonderful /s

I spent most of the time around New Years editing ace attorney sprites because I was bored.

@flameazaleas fastfood

i was backpacking a portion of the appalachian trail in virginia and my then-boyfriend was trying to make a stream crossing and he thinks he lost his balance and fell but i accidentally bumped into him from behind and pushed him into the river and his stuff was soaked until we could reach the closest shelter to set up camp and i feel so guilty for not fessing up haha

@Space group

I was forced to go to a Catholic church with my Grandpa because he had no one to drive him (He has hallucinations and memory issues so he can't drive). I felt really out of place and kinda nervous/uncomfortable. I didn't know what to do or say the entire time, the whole bread thing gave me anxiety because everyone started moving around and getting up. But hey, it wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The singing was actually kinda nice, everyone had really good voices.

@Space group

Also, my friend and I shared a twin sized mattress and I fell off halfway through the night and gouged my forehead on the side of a desk so now I have an angry red mark that I'm covering with a bandaid that looks just as bad <3

@Space group

hmm I kinda expected that
Idk how to send it then- trust me it isn't anything special. Once I finish it or get more done I'll find a way to share it

@Space group

my legs are SHAKING. My idiot dog (shih tzu. Extremely tiny and fast) decided to jump out of the car when I only cracked open the door for a second to say something to a lady. The dog preceded to run out onto the road in front of a speeding car. Keep in mind, I'm wearing high heels and the ground is muddy, but in pure panic I tumble out of the car and drunk sprint in front of the car trying to get it to stop. My dog doesn't listen worth shit so she didn't even look at me when I called and almost got killed. I literally hate her so much right now (ignore the fact I was willing to get hit by a car for her)

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

my legs are SHAKING. My idiot dog (shih tzu. Extremely tiny and fast) decided to jump out of the car when I only cracked open the door for a second to say something to a lady. The dog preceded to run out onto the road in front of a speeding car. Keep in mind, I'm wearing high heels and the ground is muddy, but in pure panic I tumble out of the car and drunk sprint in front of the car trying to get it to stop. My dog doesn't listen worth shit so she didn't even look at me when I called and almost got killed. I literally hate her so much right now (ignore the fact I was willing to get hit by a car for her)

Understandable. I was willing to fight a bear when it broke down the fence for the reindeer back in Alaska. That’s was a wild time. Granted I loved Alaska, I’m glad I moved. The south has more fun. 😂

@murphysgirl

I want a Lamborghini Huracán Performante more than I want both of my lungs does anyone know a millionaire who could buy one for me

@Starfast group

I'm going back to school for the first time in a few years and I'm kinda nervous. It's been kind of a while, and my first few classes are online and I've never had to do online classes before.
I'm also kind of excited though. I'm taking one class this semester and it's a creative writing class :D

@catnap group

ive rewatched encanto like six times (first time was cuz the song we dont talk about bruno kept popping up on my youtube recommended and after listening to it repeatedly i decided i needed to watch the actual movie lmao, second time cuz my mom wanted to watch it, other times cuz me and my siblings wanted to rewatch it.) honestly i really like it, definitely one of my favorite disney movies now lol.

unrelated to what i said above but winter break is over so i have school tomorrow, cant sleep so im writing this but apparently we'll be getting our schedules changed or something like that? specifically our electives? idk its confusing but i guess ill find out

@Space group

Did I just cry at lunch because I can't eat and haven't eaten in days but I'm literally starving and it makes me sick to look at myself in the mirror and see the way my ribs stick out? Yes, yes I did.

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Did I just cry at lunch because I can't eat and haven't eaten in days but I'm literally starving and it makes me sick to look at myself in the mirror and see the way my ribs stick out? Yes, yes I did.

Why can’t you eat, and even if you’re starving, mashed potatoes and instant mashed potatoes are a viable option. You can drink them like a thick milkshake.

@Space group

Why can’t you eat, and even if you’re starving, mashed potatoes and instant mashed potatoes are a viable option. You can drink them like a thick milkshake.

Everything tastes like sulfur and I throw it back up as soon as it enters my mouth cant even swallow