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@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.

Must be nice lol

Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.

Oh same I like full on punched another kid in the face and they let me get away with it, didn't even go on my record because "She's such a sweet kid she would never do something like that again, and look how sorry she is." I had Admin wrapped around my little finger.

Boom. There ya go. Strict parent and sneaky kid check.

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Apparently, the reason chickens can still run even when their heads get chopped off is because their nerves are still working and they signal the body to move. (This was terribly paraphrased but I just thought it was interesting)

Family tradition tells of Stumpy the chicken who lost head and feet and survived for like a year
Also beheading humans leaves them to live for two minutes

@SupernaturalSyGuyIsTIred group

So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.

Must be nice lol

Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.

Oh same I like full on punched another kid in the face and they let me get away with it, didn't even go on my record because "She's such a sweet kid she would never do something like that again, and look how sorry she is." I had Admin wrapped around my little finger.

Boom. There ya go. Strict parent and sneaky kid check.

I actually got one of my friends out of trouble. He broke something that belonged to the school we went to. The teacher was like "Sy, come here, I know you won't lie. Did he do this?" I said no without missing a beat!

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Also excellent work Winter

I swear If someone asks me to smuggle a whole man into my dorm and hide him in the cabinet that’s game over. I’ll kill the man and let him bleed out on my wonderful shag carpet. It’ll add some flair. Liven up the place. Ya know? Like Ho ho homicide?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Apparently, the reason chickens can still run even when their heads get chopped off is because their nerves are still working and they signal the body to move. (This was terribly paraphrased but I just thought it was interesting)

Family tradition tells of Stumpy the chicken who lost head and feet and survived for like a year
Also beheading humans leaves them to live for two minutes

My grandpa used to live on a farm and once he apparently saw a headless chicken fly across a field

@murphysgirl

I've had a wonderful idea
You know that one series, What If?
What if I went as another version of myself
That would be hilarious, I could rope my fiancé into it too

@cryptic-glitch

got professionally diagnosed with osdd today

BRO I'M SO PROUD!!!!!!
IT'S SO HARD TO GET A DIAGNOSIS MAN!
TELL ME HOW /NF

i just talked to my therapist about it lmao
my therapist has it too, so thats interesting

@Nicolo_Needs_A_Nap

got professionally diagnosed with osdd today

BRO I'M SO PROUD!!!!!!
IT'S SO HARD TO GET A DIAGNOSIS MAN!
TELL ME HOW /NF

i just talked to my therapist about it lmao
my therapist has it too, so thats interesting

nice dude!
Areyou medically recognized or medically diagnosed?