So ya know how it's pride month? Well come to find out my grandmother's brother, is very much gay. Like how did I not see it before gay. He's a legend though. This sucker is the epitome of hardcore southern farmer and he looks the part, but when he talks it's like "hey sugar how ya doin? Want some sweet tea? Oh (insert boyfriend name here) just made some cookies! You've gotta try em." And it throws so many people off. I love it. It's not the harsh way of talking that's dread and doom that is the norm down there. He's just vibin in his own world. He also owns an orchard and several peacocks. He's living his best life.
Your grandma's brother sounds like the gayest person to ever live on the face of this Earth.
So ya know how it's pride month? Well come to find out my grandmother's brother, is very much gay. Like how did I not see it before gay. He's a legend though. This sucker is the epitome of hardcore southern farmer and he looks the part, but when he talks it's like "hey sugar how ya doin? Want some sweet tea? Oh (insert boyfriend name here) just made some cookies! You've gotta try em." And it throws so many people off. I love it. It's not the harsh way of talking that's dread and doom that is the norm down there. He's just vibin in his own world. He also owns an orchard and several peacocks. He's living his best life.
He seems like a cool dude
Bruh I feel like my grandmother’s sister is gay too, she keeps talking about her girlfriend(who can apparently make great sticky buns) and I have no clue if they’re dating or just friends
The ambiguity of the word is a tad frustrating. Also the fact that the male equivalent—well scratch that I guess we have The Bois now.
So ya know how it's pride month? Well come to find out my grandmother's brother, is very much gay. Like how did I not see it before gay. He's a legend though. This sucker is the epitome of hardcore southern farmer and he looks the part, but when he talks it's like "hey sugar how ya doin? Want some sweet tea? Oh (insert boyfriend name here) just made some cookies! You've gotta try em." And it throws so many people off. I love it. It's not the harsh way of talking that's dread and doom that is the norm down there. He's just vibin in his own world. He also owns an orchard and several peacocks. He's living his best life.
Your grandma's brother sounds like the gayest person to ever live on the face of this Earth.
He's in his late 50's and enjoying it. He's on the younger side. Next to last to be born. My grandmother is older by 12ish years. But he's got pomegranates, lemons, limes, apples, pears, grapes, and oranges. And peacocks as his guard dogs.
So ya know how it's pride month? Well come to find out my grandmother's brother, is very much gay. Like how did I not see it before gay. He's a legend though. This sucker is the epitome of hardcore southern farmer and he looks the part, but when he talks it's like "hey sugar how ya doin? Want some sweet tea? Oh (insert boyfriend name here) just made some cookies! You've gotta try em." And it throws so many people off. I love it. It's not the harsh way of talking that's dread and doom that is the norm down there. He's just vibin in his own world. He also owns an orchard and several peacocks. He's living his best life.
Your grandma's brother sounds like the gayest person to ever live on the face of this Earth.
He's in his late 50's and enjoying it. He's on the younger side. Next to last to be born. My grandmother is older by 12ish years. But he's got pomegranates, lemons, limes, apples, pears, grapes, and oranges. And peacocks as his guard dogs.
:00000 peacocks as guard dogs is so smart
You ain't never been scared so bad in your life when you trying to sneak some pomegranates at 3am all you hear is
AHHAHH
And a shadow that literally covers the moon
And you realize
the feathers are out, you've disturbed the alpha
You ain't never been scared so bad in your life when you trying to sneak some pomegranates at 3am all you hear is
AHHAHH
And a shadow that literally covers the moon
And you realize
the feathers are out, you've disturbed the alpha
OMG!!!! 😆😂🤣
I've only seen peacocks in the zoo but the mental image of that situation… I just can't breathe!!!!
You can't either just pray that the peacock gets bored or something else grabs its attention
I just had a really bad asthma attack and I"m currently the only individual at home so had I not gotten to my Inhaler in time it would have been very bad, that is all it's 4:30 am I need sleep.
I just had a really bad asthma attack and I"m currently the only individual at home so had I not gotten to my Inhaler in time it would have been very bad, that is all it's 4:30 am I need sleep.
Hope you’re alright, buddy.
I just had a really bad asthma attack and I"m currently the only individual at home so had I not gotten to my Inhaler in time it would have been very bad, that is all it's 4:30 am I need sleep.
I hope you're ok, get some rest
I just had a really bad asthma attack and I"m currently the only individual at home so had I not gotten to my Inhaler in time it would have been very bad, that is all it's 4:30 am I need sleep.
I hope you're doing better Rels. Get some sleep honey.
Winter's great uncle: [Hears an intruder.] UNLEASH THE PEACOCKS!
He would cackle maniacally
Journal of Debilis Renident #10
[Four months later]
Stark and I got married today, but our reception was crashed by a band of renegades. Stark had to go fight them right away; luckily he was wearing all of his armor. A few of them had tried to attack me, but Daneris and Urchin happened to take them down before they could get to me. Daneris flew with me to safety. I found out later that my father was killed in battle by one of the renegades.
Winter's great uncle: [Hears an intruder.] UNLEASH THE PEACOCKS!
It’s like in the Simpsons when Mr. Burns says “release the hounds” but instead of hounds it’s a bunch of battle peacocks
Winter's great uncle: [Hears an intruder.] UNLEASH THE PEACOCKS!
It’s like in the Simpsons when Mr. Burns says “release the hounds” but instead of hounds it’s a bunch of battle peacocks
Exactly what I was going for!
Im crying because I just saw a post titled: Man who's lost all hope lost one bit of additional hope he didn't even know he had
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8vgc2021series9-1363619431
Harry Potter and the Time I Draco Meteor’d my Own G-Moltres To Proc Berserk!?!? (200 IQ move) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (CLUB PENGUIN HORROR STORY)
Someone in the neighborhood really is out here setting fireworks off every night huh
Someone in the neighborhood really is out here setting fireworks off every night huh
Ah yes, the time of the year where my city allows fireworks is approaching. I can't wait to get no sleep for a week. I'm all for fireworks but why are they necessary in residential zones at 3am? and why do people feel the need to time and launch one loud one every 20-30 min?
Why is my sleep schedule just “wake up at 8, turn on music again and go back to sleep for three hours”
My dreams during the three hours have been wild though, they’re way more influenced by the music I listen to and it’s harder to tell that it’s a dream, also the music I hear when I wake up kinda seeps into the end of my dream and it’s kinda cool
Last night I fell asleep for the three hours listening to creepypastas and I had a nightmare for the first time in months
Why is my sleep schedule just “wake up at 8, turn on music again and go back to sleep for three hours”
My dreams during the three hours have been wild though, they’re way more influenced by the music I listen to and it’s harder to tell that it’s a dream, also the music I hear when I wake up kinda seeps into the end of my dream and it’s kinda cool
Last night I fell asleep for the three hours listening to creepypastas and I had a nightmare for the first time in months
I can relate. I slept with my tv on watching NCIS New Orleans and I woke up and was like I know the answer to every unsolved case there ever was. Other times I'll be chilling, feel hungry and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and be like hmmm drink apple juice and then fall asleep and have the most horrific and vivid dreams/nightmares. It's uh a strange combo but if you want some trippy dreams try it sometime. Add music in the mix and whoa man you got a whole soundtrack to the trippy dream.
Found a new favorite SCP
It’s SCP-5740 and I highly recommend reading the entire page
