forum Share things nobody asked you to share

Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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(Fictional news article from one of my stories, which I've already shared with Winter. What y'all think?)

YOUNG WOMAN FOUND BLOODY!
by Randy Burger

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Early yesterday morning a young woman was found bandaged and bloody on the side of the road. She was kidnapped March 22, and held captive until yesterday morning. While held captive she experienced a horrifying act; torture. After being tortured, the young woman was drugged, bandaged, and released. We were asked by the victim’s family not to reveal her identity. The victim said that she was walking home from a party, but was surprised and knocked unconscious.

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She was walking home with a friend when they were attacked by an unknown man. “We woke up in a cold and dark room, but the thing that scared us the most had to be the tools that were on a table,” said the victim. Her captor was wearing a white jumpsuit, and wearing a clown mask, so she wasn’t able to see what he really looks like. "He told us that we were to choose what limb the other person would lose."
Around 7 A.M. Ariana Sknow was walking to start her day of work as a psychic. “At first I thought that she was a pile of rags discarded on the sidewalk. I was horrified when I realized that what I saw was a young teen,” Ariana said. A county-wide curfew has been set, and citizens are asked to stay inside during the night; only aloud out if coming home from work. If anyone has any other information, they are asked to call the Police-Tip-Line. We will have more details as this story unfolds.

:0 that felt like an actual news article!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: JOURNALIST 😁

We haven't heard from @SpaceCat446 in a while. Hope Space is doing okay.

I hope so too…

Can I just rant about competitive Pokémon real quick? Today, it occurred to me how amazing a duo of Ion Deluge Motor Drive Zebstrika and Punk Rock STAB Boomburst Toxtricity would be, if Ion Deluge and Zebstrika were in Gen 8 in the first place. The sad thing is, Nat Dex Doubles doesn’t seem to be a format anywhere — nobody on Showdown! wants to talk about it. I go to the VGC room, nobody responds. I go to Nat Dex, they tell me to go to Doubles, I get the grand idea to go to Other Metagames instead. I go to Other Metagames, they at least seem interested in the idea but tell me it’s not for the OM room. I ask them where to go instead, they tell me there’s really nowhere to go for it unless I want to try something like a Nat Dex STAAAB Doubles format in Other Metagame Mashups. It’s honestly quite frustrating. The best I can do is wait for the Sinnoh remakes to come out and hope for the best — if they’ve only got Sinnoh Pokémon, though, then it looks like I’ve got to wait until Gen 9 to try my strategy out. That is, unless GAMEFREAK decides to release a patch to Sword and Shield to add back all the missing Pokémon and moves, the former of which is believable but the latter of which isn’t.

In short, for all those who are non-Pokémon fans, I have this really cool strategy that only works using two specific characters (one with a move that will make the other one drastically better) but in the newest two games one of those characters (the one with the good move) doesn’t exist, and in the ones where it does, the other one doesn’t exist. So I have to wait until November (when the remakes of the games one generation before the first of the two characters came out) for even a sliver of a chance that both characters will be included. If not, the ones after them releasing in early 2022 are practically confirmed not to, so that means I have to wait until around 2024 to put my strategy into use. Also, nobody wants to talk about it with me, so I’m stuck with having to wait four years to even discuss it.

Ayo guess who’s fully vaccinated now??

It’s me

Ayyyy Ash

I went into a cafe with my friend and sat inside and ate an apple turnover :D

Me and Elias' sister got followed around in Wal-Mart today and security got involved and I was like 😳 zoinks Scoob let's get outta here

I went into a cafe with my friend and sat inside and ate an apple turnover :D

That sounds soooooooo goooooddddd

Better Made Old Fashioned Licorice tastes way better than Twizzlers.

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Watching a docu-series about John Wayne Gacy.

I've seen the re-make of My Bloody Valentine [2009], which stars the incredibly talented Jensen Ackles before, but have yet to watch the original. It's been a few years since I watched it. I plan on watching both of them and then writing a fan-fic where both get a crossover with Supernatural (naturally). Lol

Ya'll,
The world hates me.
So I wrote a song when I was crying over my best friend (at the time) who had switched schools, when he switched he promised me a bunch of things like he would still come and support the band so on and so forth, (he didn't) And my other best friend (at the time) who ditched me for her boyfriend. Basically it's just saying, You left me, you broke promises and flat out lied to me, that's not cool and I'm bitter about it.
So I recently rediscovered this song when going through my notebooks and I was like, that's funny He literally broke another few promises he made to me like this week, This song is relevant about the same person again. So on my close friends story I was like, Look it's this song I wrote a while ago but it's still relevant because I keep giving people more chances than they deserve. Put the song and everything is fine.

Realized 3 minutes later that I put it on my public story instead and he was the only one to see it before I deleted it. Like I said the world hates me. Like I don't mention him specifically in the thing and he's usually very very oblivious so maybe, maybe he wont have gotten it. But like, uuuuughhh why does the world hate me.

Awe jeez Rels, that sucks…. Bad days and times happen. Keep your chin up. (Sorry. Not really sure what to say.)

Nice to see you Rels. Life is gonna get better hun. Keep that head held high, and keep on walking. Knock the dust off of your feet and keep moving. Nothing in the past is worth your stress today in the present.

Saw a pair of pretty helix cuff-to-piercing chain earrings that made my brain go brr
the problem is my ears are not pierced and I'm very much a low pain tolerance person with a fear of needles. But also clip-ons hurt and continue to hurt while my friend pointed out if I do it right piercings hurt once for a few days and then I can wear earrings whenever I want and not put them off for special only occasions cause they hurt.

On one hand, ouch no thanks, but on the other, sparkly dangly makes my goblin brain happy so idk

I'd say get piercings.

I'd say get piercings.

I am so very tempted, but I have to wait until after mid-July cause my fam planned a waterpark trip and that sounds like a great environment for infections. Any of you who've gotten piercings, is it more or less painful than a vaccine/drawing?

i my ears pierced as a baby

It felt fine getting my ears pierced. Less than a shot, a little worse than a bee sting.

That's about the same when I had mine done. Short, a little sharp but not bad once it's over with. Plus, all the earrings! 🤩

It's less painful than needles, but I myself have a good time with pain because I have a high tolerance. I think of piercings and the after look instead of the pain they bring and that helps a lot.

Forgot to mention but yesterday I got my vaccine :) first dosage at least!

My brain made things worse lol. It was actually over in two seconds, barely even hurt. My arm’s still sore but honestly pain’s not as bad as I expected. Also helped that they were super organized and accommodating.

I guess this is sort of my first step to getting over my fear of needles?

It surprised me how little it hurt too, I was expecting it to be way worse

Once I went to a party and met a girl for the first time and developed a crush on her so huge I had a full blow bisexual panic session and texted my best friend in terror The same night after we went home. When I woke up the next morning I thought I had dreamt the girl so I had to reread my texts from my BFF to remember that the girl was not a figment of my imagination.

I have a plan to get murdered at the ripe ole age of 42069 and then end up on Buzzfeed’s Unsolved list. After the autopsy has been completed, my body will be launched into space with all of my fingers but my two middle ones glued down. The angry skeleton will become part of the solar system.

But if you think about it, if your skeleton comes in contact with any gravity, your skeleton will pull apart because there's nothing holding it together.

Only if it’s only bones. The tendons and bits of skin do a decent job after a drying. The cold would make them more brittle, but also harder.

Only if it’s only bones. The tendons and bits of skin do a decent job after a drying. The cold would make them more brittle, but also harder.

True true. Plus the glue could potentionally do a better job than the tendons…