Arie let go of Noya's arm and puckered up for a big fat kiss on the lips from the very big and scary well-asseted woman who was choking her like the bad girl she was
Noya didn't let go of Arie. In fact, she tightened her grip just so as she leaned in and kissed Arie, teeth biting down on her bottom lip. The kids lasted two seconds, then she was pulling away and walking back towards her bike with a wave of her hand. "It's been entertaining."
odd enough, the girl rushed off without saying a word once she got her ax, chopping down a few trees in her wake cuz she's a literal badass wow!!1!11! she eventually stopped running and just kinda walked cuz ✨ low stamina ✨
(got band class uwu)
Suddenly Linus would sit up, moving his dark orbs towards the treeline as though he saw something. He pulled out his rifle and marched towards the trees.
airospace turned to raventhor. "well, i guess this means you'll be too tired to make beats with me?"
"shut up," groans raventhor.
Arie gasped some, hurrying after Noya
"Noo, you bit me, I'm yours now that's how vampires work!!1!" Arie grinned tackle hugging her "you're never getting rid of me now~"
and here comes the ax again. along with the girl who ran off with it earlier. "talk about '3rd time's the charm teehee!!" she said as she ran in and grabbed the ax. this time she didn't run off, though. "might as well stay here now cuz it seems like fate has chosen for me to be here no matter wut i do!1!!!!1!"
Noya stopped and sighed, rubbing the bridge of her nose. I'm going to die, and scientists will find a horny vampire wrapped around my skeleton. She didn't say anything.
raventhor looked up. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?????"
Neirym grinned. Evil oozed out of him but no one noticed because he was hot.
"Worst nightmare or performance fantasy you choose."
( I wanna join >:3 )
raventhor looked up. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?????"
Neirym grinned. Evil oozed out of him but no one noticed because he was hot.
"Worst nightmare or performance fantasy you choose."
he sighed. "well, if it's my choice, i choose to believe that this is all a dream."
"You didn't say no we're married now Vampire Law" Arie grinned not letting go "Let's go have a hunny moon~"
( I wanna join >:3 )
(sure uwu!)
oleander began to aggressively do the maracanrena to upstage neerum and it worked bc hes hotter trust me
Neirym did fortnite dances because he wanted to express the unadulterated loathing he chad for anyone trying to be sexyer then him
Linus vanished into the forest where he met…A SPOOKY SHADOWY FIGURE!!
And he proceeded to shoot at it with his rifle. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!
But it didn’t work and instead Linus found himself. Possessed.
Guys!
oleander began to aggressively do the maracanrena to upstage neerum and it worked bc hes hotter trust me
Neirym did fortnite dances because he wanted to express the unadulterated loathing he chad for anyone trying to be sexyer then him
oleander flossed like the immortal chad he is
(My character's name is Jason and I'm a half werewolf half vampire hybrid with pink eyes and white hair)
Jason stepped into the chaos and immediatley had a mental breakdown.
BAAA he said, writhing on the floor, convulsing and screaming.
Lasers came from his eyes uwu
"You didn't say no we're married now Vampire Law" Arie grinned not letting go "Let's go have a hunny moon~"
"See, love, that's the thing." Noya poked at Arie's arm around her as if it was an undercooked chicken breast. "I'm not a vampire. the law doesn't apply to me."
Guys!
bark
Linus walked out of the forest (now possessed) and spoke. “Hey fellow humans.”
"You bit a vampire close enough" Arie pulled herself closer latching on like a leech "It's marriage or I eat you what do you think~?" Arie grinned pressing close
Guys!
bark
raventhor starts borking too
Mackeleigha growled at oleander. matry me now u dum bivth or u never touch my bongos she said feercly
Linus walked out of the forest (now possessed) and spoke. “Hey fellow humans.”
"fellow humans?" raventhor says, confused. "you're one too!"
There is a big lizard downtown eating people !
Linus walked out of the forest (now possessed) and spoke. “Hey fellow humans.”
"fellow humans?" raventhor says, confused. "you're one too!"
“Am I?” ‘Linus’ said. “Oh yes, I am a human. I forgot that. How silly of me. Ha. Ha. Ha.”
oleander began to aggressively do the maracanrena to upstage neerum and it worked bc hes hotter trust me
Neirym did fortnite dances because he wanted to express the unadulterated loathing he chad for anyone trying to be sexyer then him
oleander flossed like the immortal chad he is
Neirym cried in frustration and pulled put out Tiktok dances to combat him.
Linus did the renegade as a form of intimidation.
Mackeleigha growled at oleander. matry me now u dum bivth or u never touch my bongos she said feercly
"I WILL" oleaydenr said and nsapped his fingers an d not they were married so he can get the hoobabooba