"Imagine if The Land Before Time came out today but in CG. Like, a simple coming-of-age story with gorgeous backgrounds but terrible character designs and a basic story that caters to a young audience from a studio that is known for making deeper films. Oh wait, that's just The Good Dinosaur."
"Is this a prank-"
"IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH"
IT'S ECOLI OR NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER
Leave you second rate perverts
I have to take a huge shit and I want to kill your toilet
“Well, the last thing a boy gave me was covid, so…”
WHY DID YOU TEACH THE DOG SPANISH
Sorry my homework ate my dog
America is a city
No kappa
If loving you is cringe, i don't want to be base
"If this scene doesn't end with them making out, I will cry. More."
(it did, dw)
WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING PICTURES OF ME, COMMIE.
"So I have a kilometre of rice-"
"You mean a kilogram?"
grabs face "No"
"We did deep presentations about the dangers of capitalism, police brutality, peer pressure, and rickrolling."
I trusted you, y-you sussy baka
"Did you see how little peanut butter he put on that toast? He's definitely a serial killer."
"No sane person holds a hammer like that."
come along for out of context pickles while they watch a thriller
Which thriller?
The Stepfather
Never heard of it. Is it good, bad, or so-bad-it's-good so far?
so far it's alright
"'he's good to the kids' he violently assaulted one of them, susan."
"Oh hey, my face does that."
"Yeah, don't worry, it's no big deal that I killed her. Just a regular Tuesday."
"He's not a murderer. He's only creepy half the time."
"There's been a marshmallow in my pocket this whole time?!"
"I feel like 'serial killer' is a little farther than 'jerk' but I could be wrong."
"His jaw from that angle is the scariest thing about him."
it wasn't very good
RIP
"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
"Animal Crossing Villager has no chill at all."
"Why is Isabelle in jail again?"
"I know the most random assortment of German words and none of them are useful."
“What vibes do I give off?”
“Hmm. Sheep.”
“What?”
“Baaaah.”
“Okay.”
"Why is Isabelle in jail again?"
Tax fraud, public intoxication, and telling Cookie to get her own goddamn fruit, she's standing next to the tree for God's sake.
"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
Rainbow Road
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"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
Rainbow Road
Yes
"I don't know, I feel like smoking is probably vegan."
"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
Rainbow Road
We were actually talking about Baby Park, believe it or not.
"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
Rainbow Road
We were actually talking about Baby Park, believe it or not.
Oh, I don't think I've played that one!
"The redirect isn't working, people don't believe in our cause. We need to hurry and announce that Mcree's new name is Gay Gay Homosexual Gay."