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@SupernaturalSyGuyIsTIred group

Stephen King's The Institute
Luke Ellis, a child genius, is kidnapped from his suburban Minneapolis home in an operation that takes less than two minutes. He later wakes up in a room almost completely identical to his own. Outside of this room he finds other kids in the same situation, each of them gifted with TK or TP abilities. They face ruthless adults who give them tests and random mystery shots. Good behavior is rewarded via tokens which act as currency in Front Half of the Institute. Back Half holds mysteries, but the one thing that the kids know is that no one ever returns from Back Half.

@wren-has-mommy-issues group

we kinda just do whatever we want at my school. i've never been caught ditching ot smoking, and let me tell you, i've done it a lot. we can leave class whenever we want as long as we have permission. we talk, move around, our bathrooms still have doors, it's very laid back.

@murphysgirl

who wants to hear a dumb blonde joke

ME I HAVE A DUMB BLONDIE AND I NEED TO ROAST HIM

Please tell me it's Elias πŸ˜‚

@murphysgirl

who wants to hear a dumb blonde joke

ME I HAVE A DUMB BLONDIE AND I NEED TO ROAST HIM

Please tell me it's Elias πŸ˜‚

Most definitely. That boy needs some roasting!

YESSSSSSSS
OK gimme a hot sec to type the first one up

@murphysgirl

OK so, there's these three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They're going out bowling, and the blonde is driving. On the way, she's fiddling with the radio and stuff, loses focus, and they crash into the back of a semi and all three of them die.
So they go up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and St Peter is standing there, right? And he says, "Ladies, ladies, you aren't supposed to be here." So they tell him what happened, and then he thinks for a minute, and says, "Right, I've got an idea."
So he takes them all down to this ginormous field in the middle of nowhere and says, "Okay. One by one, you're gonna start off running across that field, and as you run, you're gonna yell out something, like an animal or a plant or whatever, and I'll turn you into what it is and you'll live out the rest of the time you were supposed to live out as that animal or plant. Okay?"
So the redhead goes first, and she yells, "Fox!" So she gets turned into a fox.
The brunette goes second, and she yells, "Bear!" So she gets turned into a bear.
The blonde starts off running, trips on a rock, and yells, "Sh*t!"

@murphysgirl

My uncle told me that one on the Buoymooners trip it was great we were all just sitting around telling dumb jokes and getting eaten alive by flies
Tell Elias it's from me, with love and a smack on the head