forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Seems simple enough! China take all. You can go home now.

“So beans are better than men?”
“Mm hm.”
“..Okay.”

"Toasted! Roasted! Cat!"

"FILL IT WITH SAND!"

"What's a cricket?"

"Note to self: start carrying around rubber gloves for the birds."

"Oh shit, my mom's here, I should probably follow the law."

"Maybe the bug guy wants to hear about the wonders of Gyro Gearloose!"

"Oh shit, my mom's here, I should probably follow the law."

Mood

They'll believe me because I'm white
His butt is on my leg
Thanks you jebus, i appreciate the money
Bless you, captain Popeyes
There's crusties in my ass
Sonic has upgraded from hedgehog to wizard hedgehog presidential candidate

Prank me daddy!
S A T A N N E E - C H A N

Go get me a napkin. PEASANT CHILD
Hi girl hi. Bye girl bye
SATURN WAS NOT A SINGLE LADY

"Horses. And cows. And tombstones. They've got it all at the Copier Store!"

Y'all suck at voting and Donald Trump is proof
I don't want to be the impostor anymore. it's a gay lifestyle and i am bi

"If we put our shoulders together, we can cause global warming."

There’s a difference between you and I,, I don’t want to fix Sangwoo I wanna be one of the bitches he murdereds
This one came from the front

Grapes are easy to obtain and easy to eat

"Coming from someone who would fuck tucker carlson just to turn around and be like 'hA you're gay', you need to reevaluate who you find attractive."

"You could try passing out."

Just chugged 3 diet cokes, I think I'm going to die

"You are standing in front of 3 lovely couples, 2 single ladies, and a partridge in a pear tree."

That's my Onii-chan! Onii-chan's indomitable mind would even shock the Persian Immortals!

"The future called. It wants its soap back."

“These are fake Jews.”
“Wait what happened to the real Jews?”
…
“The holocaust, Tyler.”

“You want some dried skin?”

"Are you gaslighting Mr. Clean?"

“Egg juice.”

"Put your foot down."
"Like Shrek, but creamer."

Even if your chest were so incredibly flat that you could play billiards on it, I'd still think you're the cutest girl in the world.
Don't emit your host beam since it is perverted!

"In their defense, you were raised in a cult."

“Sussy-pog-baka-champ.”

“We could get a snake to deal with the mice.”
“How would we deal with the snake?”
“A mongoose.”
“…Sus.”
“But how would we deal with the mongoose?”
“Glock.”

"Couple goals: hiding a body together!"

You lost your penis privilege
Stealing kidneys isn't polite either
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