(Based on talkloids)
Cleo: C'mon guys, just remember what we learned in school
Elliott: You can't microwave a dog
Skylar: A blowie a day keeps the breakups away
Cleo: Yeah, you guys have learned completely different things at school
Cleo: Fuck sakes Skylar, stop your level of heterosexuality
Skylar: I can't, I don't know how :(
Elliott: That is not an excuse
Acyn: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Dimitri: Theft.
Will: Disturbing the peace.
Eira: Aggravated assault.
Anahid: Arson.
Tanith: Second-degree murder.
Kenna: All of the above, in that order.
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Eira, watching Julian try to give a public speech as his father ordered: Gods, he's so stupid.
Eira: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him once we bring down the kingdom.
Aiyana: Well, you don't have to.
Eira:
Eira: No, I'm gonna.
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Verena: [Stiffening] They're here. I can feel it in the air.
Acyn: What do you feel?
Verena: Chaos. Terror. Trouble.
Tanith: [Panicking] No, no, no. It's not time yet.
Acyn: [Wiping the sweat off his face] I can't do it, I can't go through it again. They blew up my medic wing twice.
Caspian: [Gravely] We must remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.
Acyn: [crying] I can't do it again!
Verena: We have to! We must!
Kenna, Will, and Dimitri busting down the Keep door: We're back from our mission!
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Will: Trust fall.
Caspian, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.
Will: Trust. Fall.
Caspian: I said no-
Will: I'm falling!!!
Caspian, diving over two beds to catch Will: FOR FUCKS SAKE
Vince: What are you writing?
Talia: Well, other crime families wanna know what kind of weapons we use, I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Vince:
Vince: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Talia: Mmhmm.
Kay: You're going to ace this!
Addie: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Kay: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Addie: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Talia: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Talia:
Talia, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Member of Adeline's Court: I don't know, they kind of scare me. You know, the elite. You never know what they're talking about.
Another member of Adeline's Court: I know! Verena has some of the most powerful and dangerous people right under her thumb. They could be planning to kill all of us right now.
[Meanwhile]
Will: Why aren't shorts half the price of pants?
Dimitri: duuuuude
Kenna: Do fish feel wet all the time.
Caspian: No because waters not wet.
Eira: WATER IS WET YOU FUCKING DUMBASS I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN
Acyn: [sobbing]
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Dimitri: Hey, Caspian, what's your type?
Caspian: Kind, brown hair, healing abilities, dumb, and a good sense of humor.
Acyn: Hey that kind of sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a girl hahaha.
Caspian: …Did I mention dumb?
Dimitri: Yeah.
Caspian: Just making sure.
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Kidnapper: We have your son.
Caspian: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Caspian: Oh my god, you have Will.
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Keres: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Will once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Will: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Keres, taking off her clothes: Gods Will you're so fucking stupid.
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Will: Keres?
Keres: Yes?
Will: Why is there a dead body on the floor?
Keres: Oh, hey, how did that get there?
Will: Keres, what did you do?
Keres: Well, I brought him inside.
Will: And?
Keres: And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Will: Keres, that kills people!
Keres: Woah, hey, how was I supposed to know?!
[At the park]
Zatian to Phoenix: Be good and play nice.
Varian, shouting after Pytho and Pyralis: Unleash hell, demon spawn!
Miran: [babbling in baby]
Alune: It makes no damn sense.
Alune: Compels me though.
Takeo: So what do you think?
Leaoni: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Frost.
Sana:
Sana: He’s not even here.
Varian: So what time does the judgment express get here?
Leaoni: Kallai's meeting us at 3.
Alune: I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Hastur, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!
(Alune: For the last time, you're not my mentor!)
Frost: You're going to ace this!
Sana: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Frost: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Sana: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Hastur: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Hastur:
Hastur, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Kallai: For someone who hates Leaoni so much, you sure do love to talk about her.
Zatian: Pfft, no I don't.
Kallai: Say her name.
Zatian: Leaoni Ndiaye.
Kallai: Now say it without smiling.
Zatian: Leaoni Ndia- wait. Leaoni N- no. Wait, seriously, Leo- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Drinn: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Drinn:
Drinn, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Tetra: For someone who hates Ellis so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Poli: Pfft, I do not.
Tetra: Say his name.
Poli: Ellis Park.
Tetra: Now say it without smiling.
Polu: Ellis Par- wait. Ellis P- no. Wait, seriously, Ell- stop looking at me like that!
Love: So what do you think?
Jack: Sorry, I wasn’t listening. But I strongly disagree with Karma.
Love:
Love: They're not even here.
Quill, to The Sandman: I don't believe senseless violence is how my employers would want me to solve things.
Cyrus, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
Dally: Hey, Cyrus. What's Anthony's type?
Cyrus: Kind, dark hair, adventurous, dumb, and a good sense of humor.
Dally: Hey, that kind of sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Cyrus: …Did I mention dumb?
Dally: Yeah, why?
Cyrus: Just checking.
Anthony: What are you writing?
Cyrus: Well, some daemons around here wanna know what kind of weapons we use. I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Anthony:
Anthony: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Cyrus: Mhm.
Juniper: For someone who hates Oberon so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Titania: Pfft, I do not.
Juniper: Say his name.
Titania: Oberon.
Juniper: Now say it without smiling.
Titania: Obero- wait. Ober- no. Wait, seriously, Ob- stop looking at me like that!
Imogen: So, what do you think?
Kels: Sorry, I was not listening. But I strongly disagree with Tabitha.
Imogen:
Imogen: She's not even here.
Eliot, to Ilsa: I don't believe senseless violence is how my friends would want me to solve things.
Kels, in the distance: RIP HER HEAD OFF!
Shiro: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Shiro:
Shiro, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Habit: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kit: I do have a sense of humor you know
Habit: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Kit: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Kit: Thought I was meowing back at a cat for the past hour.
Kit: Turns out it was just me and Hinata meowing at each other from different rooms.
Kit: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Hinata: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
Kit: Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Habit: Are they called leaves because they leave the tree?
Hinata: Do they even want to leave, though? What if the tree MAKES them leave?
Kit: I am begging you two to talk about anything else.
Habit: Are you ready to die?
Kit: no
Habit: Then I’ll come back later
Kit: Don’t be ridiculous, I’m not plotting to kill Habit.
Hinata: [ducks] Damn, your bullshit almost hit me.
Kit: Did you just D U C K???
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Jackson: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Geneva: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Jackson: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Geneva: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Addie: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Kay: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
Addie: Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Esther: Are they called leaves because they leave the tree?
Cedar: Do they even want to leave, though? What if the tree makes them leave?
Maia: I am begging you two to talk about anything else.
Brooks: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Isaac: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
Brooks: Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Dante: Fuck, I can’t move. Abe fell asleep on top of me
AJ: Just push him off?
Dante: How DARE you suggest such a thing
AJ: For someone who hates your mother so much, you sure do love to talk about her.
Lyra: Pfft, I do not.
AJ: Say her name.
Lyra: Celeste.
AJ: Now say it without smiling.
Lyra: Celes- wait. Cele- no. Wait, seriously, Ce- stop looking at me like that!
Crispin: I don't really understand the term "double edged sword."
Crispin: You get double the sword. That's literally the opposite of a problem??
Jackie: That's a nice shirt.
Holly: Thank you. I asked Brian if I could have it and he said no, so I stole it.
Kit: If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.
Matthew: I don't want to talk to you.
Andor: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Ara I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Andor: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Ara: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Farli: We all know you're in love with her.
Taven: I am not in love with Keyla, shut up.
Farli: I never said who.
Taven:
Taven: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
Garzlan: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?
Ravina: I saw you.
Garzlan: That's so sweet of you, but now I'm feeling a bit embarrassed cause I was just gonna show you this picture Keyla drew of me with a frog on my head.
Garzlan: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Ravina: Disturbing the peace.
Calidor: Aggravated assault.
Farli: Arson.
Keyla: Second-degree murder.
Milo: All of the above, in that order.
Dallas: What does Airbnb mean?
Ara: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast–
Andor: Bungeons and Bragons.
Garzlan: Trust fall.
Ravina, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.
Garzlan: Trust. Fall.
Ravina: I said no-
Garzlan: I'm falling!!!
Ravina, diving over two beds to catch Garzlan: FOR FUCKS SAKE
Kit: What are you writing?
Crispin: Well, the Patrol wants to know what kind of weapons we use, I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Kit:
Kit: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Crispin: Exactly.
Taven: Hey, Keyla, what's your type?
Keyla: Kind, dark brown hair, tall, dumb, and a good sense of humor.
Taven: Hey that kind of sounds like me.
Keyla: …Did I mention dumb?
Taven: Yeah.
Keyla: Just making sure.
Keyla: So what do you think?
Milo: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Ravina.
Keyla:
Keyla: She’s not even here.
Dallas: So what time does the judgment express get here?
Andor: Ara's meeting us at 3.
Crispin: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Crispin:
Crispin, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Carrie: I don't really understand the term "double edged sword."
Carrie: You get double the sword. That's literally the opposite of a problem?
Nathaniel: That's a nice shirt.
Miette: Thank you. I asked Oscar if I could have it and he said no, so I stole it.
Habit: [strumming an out-of-tune guitar]
Kit: Do you take requests?
Habit: Yeah, of course!
Kit: Please stop.
Kuro: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Hinata: Strong.
Shiro: Weak.
Kit: An idiot.
Kit, teaching Vess to drive: Okay, you’re driving and Hinata and Habit walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Vess: Oh, definitely Habit, I could never hurt Hinata.
Kit, massaging her temples: The brakes, Vessica. You hit the brakes.
Kit: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Vess, whispering: Why are there little handprints over the walls?
Makoto, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Vess: Because he has little hands.
Kit: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Shiro: Ms. Kittan, we lost Habit.
Kit:
Kit: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Leo: Aren't you lactose intolerant?
Alex, drinking a glass of milk: This isn't lactose, its milk
Jack: … You're a fucking idiot
Izzy: Andy you gotta stop letting people treat you like a doormat
Andy: Nah, what are you talking about?
Ethan: Wipes shoes on Andy's shirt
Andy: ….. you might have a point
Sam: You better shut up when you talk to me
Brandon: Oh yeah? then you better close your eyes when you look at me bitch
Sam: That didnt even make any sense… You stupid smart ass
Brandon: That was also a contradictory statement… so fuk you
Maia: I'm going to take every last ounce of happiness in your tiny little body and crush it with my bare hands
Jack: woah, at least take me to dinner first you fucking asshole…
Jack: …… I like italian😏
Mr King, reading out a math question: Jimmy has seven toes….. how many toes does he not have?
Andy: oh fuck… um…….. not enough, your supposed to have ten
Mr King, exasperated: not enough, so whats wrong with that?
Andy: I don't know!?! maybe he was born like that!?! you really should criticize-
Ethan: Chucks a grenade at enemy
Ethan: ✨Surprise Shawty✨
Addie: I'm just gonna say it now, I'm Spiderman
Torr: What? So you got bit by a spider…. and turned into Spiderman?
Addie: Yeah thats how it works
Torr: The other day I got bit by a dog…. does that make me a bitch?
Addie: I-……… I don't make the rules homie I-
Kalif: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Fantasia: Strong.
AJ: Weak.
Xavier: An idiot.
Xavier: Aren't you lactose intolerant?
Kalif, drinking a glass of milk: This isn't lactose, its milk
Xavier: … You're a fucking idiot
Lyra: That's a nice shirt.
Kalif: Thank you. I asked Nolan if I could have it and he said no, so I stole it.
Bristol: So what do you think?
AJ: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Kalif.
Bristol:
Bristol: He’s not even here.
Aster: If I had a silver for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one silver because you're all I think about.
Mito:
Mito, voice breaking, holding back tears: Have fun being broke, idiot.
Mito, writing: Aster, if you're reading this-
Prince: Can Aster read?
Mito: Heli, if you're reading this to Aster-
Prince: Can Heli read??
Mito:
Mito: Theo,
Pira, holding a camera: Mito, you'll play my father
Mito: I don't want to be your father.
Pira: Perfect, you already know your lines
Aster: [sniffles]
Mito: are you okay?
Aster: [sniffles again]
Mito: [hugs him] Hey, if there's anything upsetting you, you can always come to me, okay?
Aster: I have a cold…
Mito: If you tell anyone about what happened here today I will not be so merciful.
Prince: [looking out a window pensively]
Pira: He's so effortlessly handsome, so sensitive, I wonder what he's thinking,,,
Prince: [internally] Wed-nes-day… whensday? Wendesday??
Heli: Mito? Have you seen my ice cube? I left it on the table like an hour ago but I came back and it's gone.
Mito: Haha, very funny.
Heli:
Mito: Holy shit you're serious.
Willow: When I said “bring me back something from the beach,” I meant a seashell.
Wolf, struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that then
Aster: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Heli: Strong.
Laetus: Weak.
Mito: An idiot.
Mito: Aster hasn’t replied to my confession letter… what if he doesn’t like me?
Heli: give him time
Aster, sobbing in his room with the letter in his hands: Light, I wish I could read
Heli: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?
Prince: Yes.
Mito: Maybe a bit tipsy.
Pira: Wasted.
Laetus: Dead.
Mito: I can't believe they served that shit at the tavern
Heli: Then why did you drink it?
Mito: I couldn't stop. With each sip, it was 'it can't be that bad, can it?' Before I knew it, I was analyzing the nuances of its flavor, observing its effect on my nausea. I was in a catatonic trance, fueled by the stench of disgusting dwarven ale
Theo: Or you're a drunkard with terrible taste
Mito: There is that
Pira: I have an idea.
Prince: No murder.
Pira: I no longer have an idea.
Pira: What's the Astrumian place we went to?
Theo: Uh.. Astrum?
Pira: That's the one!
Wolf: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Pira: I see you’re getting out the spring colors.
Pira: Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.
Laetus: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Heli: I didn’t eat my quill, Lae.
Laetus: Heli said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Mito: Did he clear you or not?
Laetus: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.
Pira: I accidentally ate Heli's snacks. How long do you think I’ll live?
Laetus: Ten.
Pira: Ten what?
Laetus: Nine.
Prince: What's the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?
Theo: A knife.
Prince: …What?
Laetus: Two knives?
Prince: No!
Heli: You guys are all savages. The proper way is a untraceable poison! :D
Prince: Never mind.
Prince: Did it hurt when you fell?
Pira: From heaven? No, I’m no–
Prince: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Pira:
Mito: We both saw that.
Mito: I fucking hate sunflowers. Look at those fucking things. They’re taller than me. This flower is winning and I am losing. That shouldn’t be possible why am I losing to a plant
Theo: what about trees?
Mito: Oh don’t even get me STARTED
Heli: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?
Pira: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big-ass spider and don’t know where the heck it went”
Heli: [scrambles onto a chair]
Prince: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Heli: …
Laetus: …
Theo: …
Prince: Alright fine, it’s the only thing that keeps me sane.
Mito: What are you, five?
Theo: [snorts] Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Mito:
Theo:
Theo: I'm sorry please don't kill me
Pira, from the other room: Yeah I ate, stop bugging me!
Theo, at full volume: ASS IS NOT ON THE FOOD PYRAMID!
Mito: [Stiffening] They're here. I can feel it in the air.
Prince: What do you feel?
Mito: Chaos. Terror. Trouble.
Theo: [Panicking] No, no, no. It's not time yet.
Heli: [Wiping the sweat off his face] I can't do it, I can't go through it again. They blew up my apothecary twice!
June: [Gravely] We must remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.
Heli: [crying] I can't do it again!
June: We have to! We must!
Pira, Laetus, and Aster busting down the base door: We're back!
Mito: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Aster once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Aster: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Mito, lighting romantic candles: Light, Aster you're so fucking stupid.
Fern: If I had a silver for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one silver because you're all I think about.
Huxley:
Huxley, voice breaking, holding back tears: Have fun being broke, your majesty.
Oscar, writing: Douglas, if you're reading this-
Nathaniel: Can Douglas read?
Oscar: Miette, if you're reading this to Douglas-
Ozzie, holding a camera: Freddy, you'll play my father.
Freddy: I don't want to be your father.
Ozzie: Perfect, you know your lines already!
Geneva: I can't believe they served that shit at the bar.
Jackson: Then why did you drink it?
Geneva: I couldn't stop. With each sip, it was 'it can't be that bad, can it?' Before I knew it, I was analyzing the nuances of its flavor, observing its effect on my nausea. I was in a catatonic trance, fueled by the stench of disgusting stale beer.
Jackson: Or you're an alcoholic with terrible taste.
Geneva: There is that.
Therese: I fucking hate sunflowers. Look at those fucking things. They’re taller than me. This flower is winning and I am losing. That shouldn’t be possible, why am I losing to a plant.
Nell: what about trees?
Therese: Don’t even get me started-
Nami, watching Luffy, Zoro and Sanji walk towards the kitchen: We need to distract these guys.
Azami: Leave it to me!
Azami, blocking the kitchen door: Centaurs have 6 limbs, and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Zoro: Sounds right to me.
Sanji: What?
Sanji: Both horses and humans are mammals, combining them in one body doesn't change that-
Zoro: But the legs-
Luffy: How were they even born?
Zoro and Sanji, in unison: That doesn't even-
Nami: This… I don't like this.
Dally: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one dollar because you're all I think about.
Anthony:
Anthony, voice breaking, holding back tears: Have fun being broke, idiot.
Quill: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Azazel: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
Quill: Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Perry: Are they called leaves because they leave the tree?
Quill: Do they even want to leave, though? What if the tree makes them leave?
Elias: I am begging you two to talk about literally anything else.
Azazel: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Quill: I didn’t eat my book, Azzi.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one dollar because you're all I think about.
Francesca:
Francesca, voice breaking, holding back tears: Have fun being broke, idiot.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): You know, any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Stephen: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Talia: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Portia: I didn’t eat my book, Talia.
Kit, talking about Hinata: He’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me, but he’s a disaster.
Kit: Didn't your daddy give you psychic powers?
Hinata: My dad never gave me squat.
Vess: But, what if Kit sees us out there?
Hinata: She won't!
Vess: This plan is flawless!
Vess: You can trust my opinion because I have a lot to gain by being right and I have severe tunnel vision about achieving my goals.
Nich, talking about Therese: She’s my best friend, she’s like a sister to me, but she’s a disaster.
Jon: But what if Cole sees us out there?
Oliver: He won't.
Darius: Wow, Ol. This plan is flawless.
Oberon: You can trust my opinion because I have a lot to gain by being right and I have severe tunnel vision about achieving my goals.
Takeo: People have asked me if I'm a glass-half-full or a glass-half-empty person.
Takeo: I have come to a conclusion.
Takeo: [smashes a glass on the floor]
Leaoni: What did you do?
Varian: You can't get mad at me.
Alune: What. Did. You. Do.
Varian: Okay, well first I was minding my own business -
Leaoni and Alune: Bullshit.
Varian: I was!
Frost, Sana and Takeo: [staring out the window with popcorn]
Kallai: What are you doing?
Frost: The tv broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.
Frost: This is Alune, he's very sarcastic.
Alune: Suuuure, I'm reeeeeally sarcastic. [rolls eyes]
Frost: This is Leaoni, be careful around her, she easily loses her temper.
Leaoni: [literally bursting in to flames] WHAT?
Frost: Here's Varian, the dramatic one.
Varian: I am not! Where have you heard such accusations??
Frost: And I'm Frost, the responsible adult of the group :)
Alune, Leaoni and Varian:…
Frost, barging into the bathroom: What's taking you so long? You've been in here forever-
Takeo, halfway through shaving with a sword:
Frost:
Takeo: Good morning! [continues]
Frost: What the fuck.
Aris, talking about Varian: He’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me, but he’s a disaster.
Leaoni: But, what if Kallai sees us out there?
Varian: He won't!
Alune: Flawless plan everybody.
Ren: You can trust my opinion because I have a lot to gain by being right and I have severe tunnel vision about achieving my goals.
Aris: [looking out a window pensively]
Ren: He's so effortlessly handsome, so sensitive, I wonder what he's thinking,,,
Aris: [internally] Wed-nes-day… whensday? Wendesday??
Varian: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Alune: I didn’t eat my book, Varian.
Kels: People have asked me if I am a glass-half-full or a glass-half-empty person.
Kels: I have come to a conclusion.
Kels: Smashes a glass on the floor
Geneva: Staring out the window with popcorn
Jackson: What are you doing?
Geneva: The TV broke so I'm watching a couple break up across the street.
Lucas, barging into the bathroom: What's taking you so long? You've been in here forever-
Cedar, halfway through shaving with a sword:
Lucas:
Cedar, continuing: Good morning!
Lucas: What the fuck.
Drinn: People have asked me if I am a glass-half-full or a glass-half-empty person.
Drinn: I have come to a conclusion.
Drinn: Smashes a glass on the floor
Perry: Staring out the window with popcorn
Elias: What are you doing?
Perry: The TV broke, so I'm watching a couple break up across the street.
Zephyr, barging into the bathroom: What's taking you so long? You've been in here forever-
Drinn, halfway through shaving with a sword:
Zephyr:
Drinn, continuing: Good morning!
Zephyr: What the fuck.
Anthony, talking about Cyrus: She's my best friend, she's like a sister to me, but she's a disaster.
Ellis: [Looking out a window pensively]
Poli: He's so effortlessly handsome, so cool… I wonder what he's thinking.
Ellis, internally: Wed-nes-day… whensday? Wendesday??
Andor: I just want to ask one question.
Ara: No.
Andor: Ok.
Matthew: I have to say, I'm very disappointed in you.
Kit: Well you didn't have to say it. You could have just thought it.
Jackie: Staring out the window with popcorn
Holly: What are you doing?
Jackie: The TV broke, so I'm watching a couple break up across the street.
Keyla: But, what if Valder sees us out there?
Milo: He won't!
Ravina: Flawless plan everybody.
Frank: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Gerard: …
Caleb: …
Crispin: …
Eva:
Prince: Alright fine, it’s the only thing that keeps me sane.
Holly: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Brian: I see you’re getting out the spring colors.
Gerard: Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.
Jackson: I just want to ask one question.
Geneva: No.
Jackson: Ok.
Kit: You only delay your death.
Hinata: Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies!
Hinata: See? Vess thinks I'm funny!
Kit: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
Hinata: Yeah, Vess is mad at me right now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.
Kit: You might be the worst dentist I've ever seen.
Habit: Hey, I take offense to that! What do you mean "might?"
Hinata: You guys don't think I'll still be alone at 50, do you?
Habit: Aw, c'mon Hinata, don't say that!
Kit: Don't be ridiculous. You're not even gonna make it to 50