forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Is that to me? Cuz uh that is no sexual content. I was calling people jerks…in a room people can rp in and they thought it was funny to ban me for it.

"leave the poor clown man alone"
"no i'm gonna kick his ass"
"NO"

"The Property Brothers are just wanna be Sprouse twins, that sell houses"
"wha-"
"I said what I said, and I said what i meant."

"punt him with a golf ball before he steals your sandwich"
"why a golf ball?"
"small but deadly"

"The Property Brothers are just wanna be Sprouse twins, that sell houses"
"wha-"
"I said what I said, and I said what i meant."

"No wait, he's got a point."

"The Property Brothers are just wanna be Sprouse twins, that sell houses"
"wha-"
"I said what I said, and I said what i meant."

"No wait, he's got a point."

Apparently there's a 3rd Property Brother?

They’ve probably had all their guts ripped out and there’s an unspeakable sight of an ocean of blood!
It’s the beyond the deepest level of hell and it’s just the beginning of Ultra Helllllll!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS THE AVALANCHE OF GENITALS"
"Ellie this is a steam room, what did you expect"
"I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS MANY GENITALS NADINE, IM STILL A CHILD I DONT WANNA SEE THIS SHIT!"
"Ellie…you're twenty two-"

Ah, that’s not it. There was a toston stabbing me in the ass.

The Saga of Brads:
"Dalia, don't eat the Brads."
"We kind of just ditched Brads in 2nd grade."
"People found Brads too expensive."
"Why Brads? Why not Georges?"

"[squeezes clown nose] honk honk motherfucker"
"you whimsical piece of shit what the fuck does 'honk honk' mean now-"

If it's cannibalism and/or Prince Humperdink, you'll win.
Why are all my friends turing green?

Oh crap my fish

"They'd keep her inside because she'd be coming home high every night."

"SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT, SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT! I SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT!"

"an arc of the fucking bible"

Wait! This is only a dream!? I thought I was blowing this shit the fuck up for real. Now I got to start all over again.
Just kicked this dog cause he was trying to fight

"you dont see fred flintstone doing barney in the ass, do you?"

"She can't even crawl forwards, I think she's a little too young for therapy."

"I like Minnie's feet."

"he's a buff anti-smoking has-been waiting to happen"

"I definately named my child 'Little Girl'."
___
"Oh no, I only have one leg left!"
"HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR LIMBS?"

"Oh no, my nipples fell off!"

"Imagine a dark job orientation video."

"if you're resorting to grave digging, you need to find a different option"
"grave robbing is the question, and the answer is no"
"bro if it fucked the cat up this badly it wont end better for her- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE"

"I'M GOING TO BE SMOTED, THIS IS MY FINAL GOODBYE!!!"

There is no human language that can describe how disappointed I am
I wonder what it's like to eat a live squid
Well we were fetuses when that happened

Not live. Cruel. Dead raw though.

The dead man is uninjured

You better not tell anyone what happened or I'm going to North Korea your asses

"Kentucky fried child! Here, Kentucky fried child!"

"It's a lucrative business."
"What? The cult industry?"
"Yeah."