forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Dally: So, what’s Anthony’s type?
Cyrus: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, and an animal lover.
Dally: Huh, sounds kind of like me! Too bad we’re just friends.
Cyrus: Did I mention oblivious?
Dally: Yeah, why?
Cyrus: Just making sure.

Doyle: We have your sibling.
Jack: I don’t have a sibling?
Doyle: They made us reevaluate our life choices, and now we feel really bad, so can you please just come and pick them up?
Jack: Ohhh, you have Love.
Doyle: I’m going to become a painter.

[THIS POST IS EVIL]
William: Please do not interact with to contain the evil
Duke: RELEASE THE EVIL
William: Stop that

Alune: By the way, I got bored at 6am and made those sound-absorbent shoes you were talking about.
Varian: Oh my god, seriously!?
Leaoni: You do realise the only reason he even thought those up was so he could call them-
Varian: SNEAKers!

Varian: Humans are inherently social-
Alune: Oh? Then why am I so much happier alone?
Varian: Are you really, though?
Alune:
Alune: Shut up.

Takeo: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat.
Sana: Takeo, it's 2 AM, please-

Zatian: I have devised a foolproof plan to get Leaoni to date me.
Kallai: That’s great! What is it?
Zatian: First, I will say absolutely terrible things to her.
Zatian: Second, I will call her offending nicknames.
Kallai: I don’t think that’s how it works?
Zatian: Hush, Kal, she’s coming. Should I try it out?
Kallai: I don't have the authority to stop you, so…

Varian: You’re irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Takeo: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have an anger issue?
Alune: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Varian: I’ve looked everywhere for my shirt, and I can’t find it.
Lynn: Everywhere you say?
Varian: Yes.
Lynn: [opens drawer and pulls out shirt.]
Varian: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.

Frost: Lynn has a point, the death of a close friend, especially at our age, can trigger a whole range of emotions. As a psychologist-
Leaoni: -Student.
Frost: I hereby offer my licensed-
Leaoni: -unlicenced.
Frost: - services as a grief counselor-
Leaoni: grief causer.
Frost: If anyone needs to talk, the doctor-
Leaoni: Not even close.
Frost: - is in.

Varian: Looks like we’re on Plan B.
Alune: Technically, this is Plan G.
Leaoni: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Alune: Yeah, but Frost dies in Plan M.
Leaoni: I like Plan M.

Pietyr: We have your sister.
Tabitha: I don’t have a sister?
Pietyr: She made us reevaluate our life choices, and now we feel really bad, so can you please just come and pick her up?
Tabitha: Ohhh, you have Imogen.
Pietyr: I’m going to become a painter.

Dollie: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction?
Luca:
Luca: How high are you?
Dollie: I'm 4'6

Zepp: Why are shorts called shorts but pants aren't called longs?
Dollie: She wears short shorts, I wear long longs
Tamaki: She's cheer cheerer and I'm on the sit sits

Zepp: Can you pass the salt?
Luca: [glares at Zepp] Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Zepp: [sighs]
Zepp: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Luca: Very good.

Zepp: Beauty and the beast but reverse, I kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it's awesome
Dollie: Shrek
Zepp: Nevermind, mission abort mission abort

Micheal, to anything involving human interaction: I'm sickened but curious

Jane: The sooner you accept your disgusting decision, the better

Sophie, describing the reapers: Last but not least there are those mysterious guys, well I don't anything guys but I don't care

Berthold; Don’t correct me!
Jedrek: Don’t be wrong!
—
Thilah: But do you like me or like me like me? Do you like me as a friend, a wife? Or as in a soulmate? Or like, a cuddle buddy? Or permanent business partners? Unclear, please specify.
Arwood: (Literally on one knee proposing) Take a random guess.
—
Arwood: You spent $68 on conditioner?
Thilah, Jedrek, Berthold, Flilana, and every other lafear in existence: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Arwood.
—
Jedrek: So, how does she make you feel, Ladios?
Ladios: She makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever she gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around her.
Jedrek: Which means…?
Ladios:…she's my best friend?
Jedrek: No.
—
Jedrek: Friendly reminder, that after each day passing, you are closer to finding your soulmate.
Berthold: And your grave.

Jaq: But do you like me or like me like me? Do you like me as a friend, a wife? Or as in a soulmate? Or like, a cuddle buddy? Or permanent business partners? Unclear, please specify.
Bastian: (Literally on one knee proposing) Take a random guess.

Nami: We need to get through this locked door. Zoro, give me your credit card.
Zoro: Here.
Nami, pocketing it: Thanks. Sanji, force open the door.

Nami: So, how does he make you feel, Luffy?
Luffy: He makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever he gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around him.
Nami: Which means…?
Luffy:…he's my best friend?
Nami: No.

Quill: What are you doing?
Cyrus: Seeing what happens when I put this burger in the blender!
Quill: I'm disgusted.
Quill, moving to get a closer look: But curious!

Ellis: Well, how does she make you feel, Tetra?
Tetra: She makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever she gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around her.
Ellis: Which means…?
Tetra: …she's my best friend?
Ellis, sighing: No.

Kallai: You spent $68 on conditioner?
Zatian: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Kal.

Leaoni: So, how does he make you feel, Varian?
Varian: He makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever he gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around him.
Leaoni: Which means…?
Varian:…he's my best friend?
Leaoni: No.

Wren: Friendly reminder, that after each day passing, you are closer to finding your soulmate.
Alune: And your grave.

Delphinia: Looks like we’re on Plan B.
Jesse: Technically, this is Plan G.
Delphinia: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Jesse: Yeah, but Hex dies in Plan M.
Aurelia: I like Plan M.

Delphinia: Why are shorts called shorts but pants aren't called longs?
Jesse: She wears short shorts, I wear long longs
Gracelyn: She's cheer cheerer and I'm on the sit sits

Jesse: Can you pass the salt?
Hex: [glares at Jesse] Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Jesse: [sighs]
Jesse: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Hex: Very good.

Hex: Don’t correct me!
Gracelyn: Don’t be wrong!

Jesse: I know you can't feed friends after midnight but what about time zones?
Gracelyn: Jesse, it's 3am. Go to sleep.

cam: looks like we’re on plan b.
alli: technically, this is plan g
cam: how many plans do we have? is there like, a plan m?
alli: yeah, but narc dies in plan m.
florian: i like plan m

Arwood: I guarantee you, in twenty years I will be Thilah's second husband.
Thilah: What happened to my first husband?
Arwood: Nothing you can prove.
—
An emotion: (Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Thea buried it under)
Thea: (Beating it with a stick) Back! Back!
—
Thea: I didn’t catch your name?
Hunter: I didn’t throw it.
—
Thea: Ladios, I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Ladios: (nervous laughter) Um…………………………… neat!
Later~~
Ladios: (Laying face down on his bed:) I can't believe I said 'neat', Arwood. 'NEAT'. Nobody says 'neat' anymore, it's the Fifth Age!!! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm…… a huge loser!!!
Arwood: (Idly turns book page) Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when Thilah confessed to me?
Ladios: Didn't you, like, thank her?
Arwood: (Closes book and stares at the ceiling) I thanked her.
—
Jedrek: Fun Fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!
Ladios: Star fruit.
Jedrek: So close! That’s a shape!
Berthold: You forgot about blackberries.
Jedrek: Nope, black isn’t a color.
Tournour: What about raspberries??
Ladios: Green beans?
Thea: Lemons.
Arwood: ORANGES!!
—
(During the attack of Brodi)
Felman: We’ll worry about the dragon when we get to it.
Arwood: I kind of feel like we should worry about it before then.
Felman: Young man, if I worry about a fraction of the things I should be worrying about, I wouldn’t get anything done.

Sophie: When did you get your driver's license
Elliot: I didn't

An emotion: [Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Anthony buried it under]
Anthony, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Quill: When did you get your driver's license?
Azazel, starting the car: I didn't!

Zephyr: Tetra! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Drinn, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Cyrus: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Jack: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

Zephyr: Hi, Tetra.
Tetra:
Zephyr: Hello?
Tetra:
Zephyr: Your bones are wet.
Tetra: Why the hell would you say that?!
Zephyr: You wouldn’t respond!

(around when they first met)
Jack: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Emmett: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Jack: That doesn’t answer my question.

An emotion: Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Geneva buried it under
Geneva, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Marisol: When did you get your driver's license?
Beck, starting the car: Oh, I didn't.

Kay: Addie! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Kels, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Robin: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Oberon: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

When staging the breakout
Percy: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Alessandra: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.

Percy: I guarantee you, in twenty years I will be Alessandra's second husband.
Alessandra: What happened to my first husband?
Percy: Nothing you can prove.

An emotion: Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Beck buried it under
Beck, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Marcus: We’ll worry about the docks when we get to them.
Samuel: I kind of feel like we should worry about it before then.
Marcus: Young man, if I worried about a fraction of the things I should be worrying about, I wouldn’t get anything done.

An emotion: [Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Noctune buried it under]
Noctune, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Sanri: Hi, Vic.
Vic:
Sanri: Hello?
Vic:
Sanri: Your bones are wet.
Vic, visibly disgusted: Why the hell would you say that?!
Sanri: You wouldn’t respond!

[in a battle with Amber]
Sanri: I have one last card.
Noctune: What is it?
Sanri: I've been saving this one…
Noctune: What's your final card?
Sanri: Look at their legs. They can't even walk. That's our ticket.
Noctune: Huh? How so?
Sanri: I'll use my legs.
Noctune: For what?
Sanri, running away: To hotfoot it out of here, Noctune!

Amber:
Dollie: Shut the fuck up-

Varian: Alune isn’t answering his phone
Lynn: I’ll call.
Varian: Leaoni and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Alune: Hello?

Zatian: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Kallai: The guy did not have a gun.
Zatian, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Alune: You're really bad at boundaries.
Takeo: Name one boundary that I have crossed.
[earlier]
Takeo, picking Alune's front door with a hairclip: Yo, can I come in?

Takeo: WHO MOVED MY BOW? I'M GOING TO -
Sana: I did.
Takeo: - tell you how much we love and appreciate everything you do.
[meanwhile]
Alune whispering in Varian's ear: Drink my coffee again and I'll fucking end you.

Graham: When did you get your driver's license?
Leaoni, starting the car: I didn't!

Frost: Kallai! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Takeo, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Takeo: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Sana: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

Frost: Hi, Kal.
Kallai:
Frost: Hello?
Kallai:
Frost: Your bones are wet.
Kallai: Why the hell would you say that?!
Frost: You wouldn’t respond!

(around when they first met)
Varian: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Alune: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Varian: That doesn’t answer my question.

Karma: Jack isn’t answering his phone.
Emmett: I’ll call.
Karma: Love and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jack, after the first ring: Hello?

Jack: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Anthony: The guy did not have a gun.
Jack: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Amber: You're really bad at boundaries.
Sanri: Name one boundary that I have crossed.
[earlier]
Sanri, picking Amber's front door with a hairclip: Yo, can I come in?

VIc: Lilac! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Noctune, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Vic: WHO MOVED MY BOW? I'M GOING TO -
Lilac: I did.
Vic: - tell you how much we love and appreciate everything you do.
[meanwhile]
Sanri whispering in Luca's ear: Drink my coffee again and I'll fucking end you.

Luca: When did you get your driver's license?
Dollie, starting the car: I didn't!

Zepp: Vic isn’t answering her phone.
Lilac: I’ll call.
Zepp: Noctune and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Vic, immediately after the first ring: Hello?

Sanri: What?! The woman had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Luca: The woman did not have a gun.
Sanri: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Drinn: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Vio: Since when do you play Among Us?
Drinn: What the hell is Among Us?
Vio:

Quill: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Quill: Rocks back a little too far in her chair
Quill: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Anthony: You’re my closest friend, Cyrus. I’d do anything for you.
Cyrus: Okay, I want you eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Anthony: …I take it back.

Zephyr: Trust fall!
Tetra, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Zephyr: Trust. Fall.
Tetra: I said no.
Zephyr: I’m falling!
Tetra, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Zephyr: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Vio: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Vio: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Ash: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Ash: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Ash: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Thomas: Saddest song in history?
Pepper: A mashup of the saddest songs on broadway

Ash: You're not my dad! You can't tell me what to do!
William: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a father figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your father.

Gavin: You’re my closest friend, Fenris. I’d do anything for you.
Fenris: Okay, I want you eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Gavin: …I take it back.

Naomi: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Varian: Since when do you play Among Us?
Naomi: What the hell is Among Us?
Varian:

Adeline: Ladies, Gentlemen, Non-Binary pals and gals, I present you, Angel Gabriela. She's been a dick since The Beginning.

Danny: WAIT, you didn't have a driver's license? You've crashed a limo over a million times. How the fuck did you never get in trouble with the police?
Levi: I don't know. I have a pilot license…that's like a driver's license, isn't it? Wait…do I even have a pilot's license?

Adeline: DUCKS!
Gabriela: What about them?
Adeline: Ears. Do they have ears?
Gabriela: Hm…they must have. How do you think they hear other ducks mating calls?
Adeline: Wait what? They don't have mating calls.
Gabriela: Of course they do. All animals have one.

Varian: I know you’re mad, but before you say anything, yes, I screwed up. And yes, you warned me. And yes, I don’t know where I’m going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.
Lynn:
Varian: Oh my god. Did that actually work?
Lynn: Not at all.

Sana: So, are you in a ‘i just need to rest’ kind of bad mood, or are you in a ‘I’m about to smash stuff with a bat’ kind of bad mood.
Leaoni: [Laying on the floor with a baseball bat clutched on chest] I haven’t decided yet.

Varian: [banging on Alune’s door] Alune! Help! I need you to hide me!
Alune: [ushering Varian inside] Who’s after you?
Varian: Leaoni!
Alune: [pushing Varian back out] No. Absolutely not. Not a chance. You’re on your own. Goodbye.
Varian: But -
Alune: [slams door]

Takeo: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Takeo: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Takeo: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Varian: You're not my dad! You can't tell me what to do!
Graham: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a father figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your father.

Zatian: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Frost: Since when do you play Among Us?
Zatian: What the hell is Among Us?
Frost:

Varian: Trust fall!
Graham, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Varian: Trust. Fall.
Graham: I said no.
Varian: I’m falling!
Graham, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Sana: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Takeo: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Takeo: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Allison: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Jaq: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Jaq: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Jaq: You're not my mom! You can't tell me what to do!
Morosea: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a mother figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your mom.

Jaq as a baby: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Profero: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Profero: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Bastian: Trust fall!
Jaq, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Bastian: Trust. Fall.
Jaq: I said no.
Bastian: I’m falling!
Jaq, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Dollie: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Noctune: I'd really like to be taken out someday, to be honest. Either in a date way or a sniper way, I have no preference.

Sanri: I already named my switchblade Stabitha, but what's a good name for a sword?
Amber: Slashley.
Dollie: SLASHLEY-
Sanri: Sounds good to me.

Dollie: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Luca: Dollie, go back to bed.

Lilac: Do you ever just have tp shake your leg because there's rocks in it?
Noctune: That's your bones.
Lilac: Every day I learn some more.

Vic: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Lilac: But I'm a vegan-
Noctune: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Quill: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Eliot: I'd really like to be taken out someday, to be honest. Either in a date way or a sniper way, I have no preference.

Robin, crouching in Oberon's window: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Oberon: Robin, go back to bed.

Robin: Do you ever just have to shake your leg because there's rocks in it?
Oberon: That's your bones.
Robin: Every day I learn some more.

Gail:
Nikita: shut the fuck up-