Wally Darling and Bill Cypher.
Indeed
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this one dude used to have this in his bio "an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute, then ditch the fruit"
Guy 1: "so what are we gonna bring to the excursion? i'm bringing a bottle and a notebook"
Guy 2: WELL I"M BRINGING MY SEXY ASS
Guy 1: …
Guy 2: uhhhh i meant a pen and stuff….
"Wally darling is my dad now :D"
"Listen, I understand the lawsuit and everything, but are we still a couple?"
mine was a irl experience
guy1: he's asexual
teacher: he's a human he has to have sex
girl1: so you mean I can fck him?
Me: *fatality
"Because your grandmother, sweetheart, is trendy"
"Because your grandmother, sweetheart, is trendy"
that killed me