forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Last one is 10/10.

Grandmother's shouldn't twerk
Haveyouacceptedjesusaspersonalsavior
Because I am your favorite amongst these heathens
Touch me harder

"NCU 6067, BIG BOY, what's the difference?"

Well it's because in my country it's pretty normal to have women strong enough to destroy a doughnut shop with the their bare hands

no but seriously she convinced a wacko to start a cult (different than hers) to cause mass destruction and chaos so a green dragon would come down from the ozone layer and then destroy a meteor that scientists were already working on how to get rid of
but in any case she is 100% gold

(Wait, that's actually the story?! I thought Team Flare was just a bunch of idiots who liked fashion?)

(This is actually the Delta Episode of Pokémon ORAS (starring Zinnia as the “she” I was talking about), although I understand why you were confused, considering that both ORAS and XY involve green dragons who stop the chaos of the two main legendaries, lol. And they did come out in the 6th generation.)

(Wait, that's actually the story?! I thought Team Flare was just a bunch of idiots who liked fashion?)

(This is actually the Delta Episode of Pokémon ORAS (starring Zinnia as the “she” I was talking about), although I understand why you were confused, considering that both ORAS and XY involve green dragons who stop the chaos of the two main legendaries, lol. And they did come out in the 6th generation.)

(Tells you how much I know about Team Flare. I totally forgot what game they were from.)

That's a lettuce, not a cabbage, you numpties

I'm kinda going for shitty edgy ass OC vibes– yeah I'm aware it doesn't work in DnD okay

"I like your mix of Russian grandma and cottagecore."
"BABUSHKACORE!"

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

THAT MAN'S A MONSTER CREATED BY FALLOUT FROM NUCLEAR TESTS! HE TEARS DOWN BUILDNGS! HE BREATHES FIRE!
What I am doing? I'm 4000 years old
I'm going to gargle your dick like a cheesecake

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

When's dear ol jeff's birthday? I wanna give this to him in minecraft obviously

Saturday is such a stupid day (april 24th)

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

When's dear ol jeff's birthday? I wanna give this to him in minecraft obviously

Linn no the FBI is aware of "in Minecraft" now-

"No thoughts head empty only Petrichor."

"WHY IS IT SQUISHY?!"

"You have good veins."

"You have good veins."

story time

Sorry in advance for the spam.

"If you have a nose you must be a man of science."

"If you're taller than an asparagus I don't want you."

"Fuck Biden."
"Sounds kinda gay not gonna lie."

"I'm looking for a cold guy and a magic monkey."

"Incest is sexy? What?"
"Yeah but it makes great memes."

"I'm your husband?"
finger guns "Good job!"

"So wheres your nutty buddy for life?"
"Stop talking calling my wife that."

"They were terrible Jews."
"They were bears!"
"They strayed from the Lord!"

"I'm wearing my ~pedophile~ socks."

"We're getting rid of wives, and we think you'd be a good place to start, how did you get your wife, and how can we dispose of her?"

"That was your what?"
"My wife."
"No, I don't think you have one of those."

"What's marriage fraud?"
"Marriage fraud is where two men get- two women- anyone gets married-"

"The terror in his face really got my blood pumping. Thinking back on is practically enough to make me jizz

“You look like a mailbox.”

He's getting beat up by his two year self

Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to a dog?

“For all three of mine, I did the egg. I approve of torture.”

Drink my spit, you little
Is it gay to eat bee
You smoked all of it did you
Shot at a guy, I thought he was a twerking hot dog

Beat up a kindergarten, he was 5 years old