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@cup_o_ramen

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

i dont know if i should laugh or not but probably lol

@cup_o_ramen

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

i dont know if i should laugh or not but probably lol

I was just thinking, when I do random things come out so don't mind if I put thoughts on here often

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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

Oh my goodness…that is so true!

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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

i dont know if i should laugh or not but probably lol

I was just thinking, when I do random things come out so don't mind if I put thoughts on here often

alrighty. the real question is..
is it insulting tho?

@Elder-God-Whisper

conveniently enough, I also live in NY :)

Nice, size? Also I'ma have to check if I can bring friends, Pete is kinda strict. But If I can I'll totally pick you up. Pick the ride, 67' Camaro, ford f-150, or Harley? I got the sidecar or you can ride back if you don't mind being close.

Fuck it, let's do the Harley. I'm not so sure about my size but I'm probably small because I weigh about 109-ish. And I live up near Buffalo, so if that's an issue- then yeah.

I'm in Troy, But area is not an issue, it's the fact that we may have to pay extra for another spot and it would be last minute, this has been months in the making.

oh hey, you're actually pretty close holy shit!

Oh nos, am I gonna get left behind with your grandparents, Josh, because…. Eesh, I’ll be hiding in our room the entire time until you come back….

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

YouTube’s auto-captions just turned the “Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs” ad into “vaping can deal socks of nutters into your lunch” and something about that was enough to make my stressed, lifeless brain go haha funny

@Space group

YouTube’s auto-captions just turned the “Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs” ad into “vaping can deal socks of nutters into your lunch” and something about that was enough to make my stressed, lifeless brain go haha funny

I just wheezed-

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

YouTube’s auto-captions just turned the “Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs” ad into “vaping can deal socks of nutters into your lunch” and something about that was enough to make my stressed, lifeless brain go haha funny

YouTube at its finest.

@cup_o_ramen

When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

@cup_o_ramen

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Or the most horrifying…..

I might just get matched with myself though!

@furetakunai ac_unit

Imagine this, there are a lot of straight people. So, say, two straight guys who both happened to search up: "Barbie play-set" get matched into each other. Then it happens again and again for an nth amount of times. Not too good

@cup_o_ramen

Imagine this, there are a lot of straight people. So, say, two straight guys who both happened to search up: "Barbie play-set" get matched into each other. Then it happens again and again for an nth amount of times. Not too good

But if you could write an algorithm to predict things like that, and have people give their gender and sexuality? I wrote an algorithm that predicted if my teachers would take days off during certain months but it was only about 45% reliable.

@cup_o_ramen

I’m just thinking about all the fucked up shit I’ve looked up…. I’m pretty sure my FBI agent is highly concerned for my sanity.

Same!

@cup_o_ramen

No one hate me for this one?
Okay here we go, cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

@furetakunai ac_unit

Cemeteries aren't meant to be interesting though? They're meant to give dead people a quiet and peaceful place to sleep for the final time. Not for living people to be like "HAh, that guy died while wrestling an alligator. Florida amirite?"

@cup_o_ramen

@tsuami you're right
also: When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

and your dog or cat doesn't know you can make mistakes, so when you trip over them in the dark they think you just got up to kick them in the head.

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and your dog or cat doesn't know you can make mistakes, so when you trip over them in the dark they think you just got up to kick them in the head.

Nah, I think they understand you didn’t mean to kick them, especially if you sit down beside them for a bit and talk softly to them. Animals are a lot smarter than we give them credit for, so, they'll know it was an accident and you didn’t mean to hurt them.