forum The Depressed Ones // Bring your most depressed characters !

Started April 24, 2020 by @saor_illust school

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Are we legit talking about how to kill my parents?

yes

omg guys
I don't even think you guys can get to my earth, let alone my parents house

absolutely
Sanji's given lots of good ideas
we could burn them alive? drown them? drown one, burn the other?
Lemme ask Robin, she's good at this stuff

ooooh I like the burning idea.

Robin said we could slowly kill one in front of the other and only laugh as they beg for mercy

You guys are way too hooked on this

Usopp said we could strap them to a giant firework
I like that one, we can make it pretty

I'm terrified of y'all now

it wasn't me, it was Usopp's idea!
Lu said he could punch them, Nami said we could electrocute them, Franky said he could make a giant bomb, and Chopper said to use poison
I like the electrocution idea

Then I'm scared of them now too!

they're nothing to be scared of, they're all really nice
especially Chopper!

They all just put forward ideas on how to kill people!

people who are assholes
we beat up assholes, that's just what we do!

b u r n t h e m

Omg y'all are terrifying

:)

dang it y'all I like all the ideas too much. I like killing one infront of the other while laughing, and poison, and firework, and electricity, and burning them ah choosing sucks can we drown them in electrocuted water while they die from poison in a burning house surronded by fireworks while laughing?

kill them with a fucking screwdriver yo

blast. Another good idea

yall got the weirdest conversations i swear

you take a match and throw it into their house while theyre asleep.

Jeez, y'all are scaring me
I've actually had some ideas for a while, but they are anime and video game based so they probably wouldn't work

ooh, i wanna hear
and Black Demon, you might want some oil or something, to help it spread

I realise now I won't really be able to run away after the crime is committed

I'll have to roll

pretend you didnt start the fire and maybe fake a few burns and tears

honestly, you could always poison them and then give yourself a knock out drug that looks similar to the one you gave your parents so if your tested then they cant say you did it bc you were also drugged

Just give them more of the same poison

i mean personally if i burnt the house id stay in the house with them and if i poisened them id want a taste of that haha