forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Dally: Um, whatcha got there?
Jack, standing beside a dead body: …A smoothie.

Quill: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Azazel: I do that quite a lot, yet you people are always surprised.

Love: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Emmett: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Love:
Love: Fsh.

The Sandman: Damn it, this coffee-flavored ice cream tastes nothing like coffee.
Azazel: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Like, the strawberry shower gel tasted nothing like strawberries.
The Sandman: Come again?

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

(You don't need to though?? You don't need to read the entire chat to post lmao)

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

(You don't need to though?? You don't need to read the entire chat to post lmao)

(but im not wanting to post new ones im wanting to get ones)

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

(You don't need to though?? You don't need to read the entire chat to post lmao)

(but im not wanting to post new ones im wanting to get ones)

(So just read a few pages then?? Idk I just don't get why you'd start a whole new chat when there's a well-established one already)

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

(You don't need to though?? You don't need to read the entire chat to post lmao)

(but im not wanting to post new ones im wanting to get ones)

(So just read a few pages then?? Idk I just don't get why you'd start a whole new chat when there's a well-established one already)

(omigod i dont want to, ok? i dont get why you're so on me for this? it doesnt even affect you?)

( @Iron_Soldier_Is_Struggling_But_OK you know there's already a chat for this, right? No need to make a new one :))

(yeah i know there's one, but i kinda dont want to sift through 69 pages and almost 2000 messages)

(You don't need to though?? You don't need to read the entire chat to post lmao)

(but im not wanting to post new ones im wanting to get ones)

(So just read a few pages then?? Idk I just don't get why you'd start a whole new chat when there's a well-established one already)

(omigod i dont want to, ok? i dont get why you're so on me for this? it doesnt even affect you?)

(Jesus Christ, dude, calm down. All I was saying was that it was an easier alternative :/)

Kay: Um, whatcha got there?
Tabitha, hauling Ms. Dollon's dead body: …A smoothie.

Iam: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Oleander: I do that quite a lot, yet you people are always surprised.

Kay: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Kels: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Kay:
Kay: Fsh.

Cora: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Beck: What did Dad say?
Cora: He said no.
Beck: Then why are you asking me?
Cora: Because he's not the boss of you.
Beck, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Brook: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Robin: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Brook:
Brook: Fsh.

Usopp: closes the fridge door and hears stuff fall in it
Usopp: Well…sounds like a problem for the next person.

Kay: Closes the fridge door and hears stuff fall in it
Kay: Well…sounds like a problem for the next person.

Alex: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Samantha: What did Dad say?
Alex: He said no.
Samantha: Then why are you asking me?
Alex: Because he's not the boss of you.
Samantha, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Allison: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Azrael: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Allison:
Allison: Fsh.

Allison: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Vozreal: I do that quite a lot, yet you people are always surprised.

Azrael: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Rachel: Well for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!

Vozreal: I lost Allison!
Azrael: What? How?
Vozreal: Give me a break, she's like 2 inches tall.

Random Woman: You stole something from me when we met yesterday.
Vozreal: Sorry, I'll return your wallet.
Random Woman: You stole my hear- WAIT WHAT

Ethan: You stole something from me when we met yesterday.
Darlene: Sorry, I'll return your wallet.
Ethan: You stole my hear- wait, what?

sofi: can we go out to get ice cream?
cisco: what did mom say?
sofi: she said no
cisco: then why are you asking me?
sofi: because she's not the boss of you.
cisco: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Ash: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
Angie: What?
Emily: What are you talking about?
Ash: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Emily: Have you ever met a human woman?
Ash: calls Poppy
Ash to Poppy: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?
Poppy: Of course. I'm not an animal.

Emily: You were jealous of me? But you're the most beautiful, smartest, perfect girl in the world.
Angie: Well you're right about all those things. But for some reason when I meet boys, they act as if I'm going to do something horrible to them.

People: How do you solve problems like Parker? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Parker?
Thomas: An immigrant!
James: An orphan!
Aaron: A BASTARD

Harriet: I am a punk ass, hardcore woman who will fuck you up.
Johnny: You..literally spent the entire afternoon hearing weird aesthetic music and drawing flower tattoo designs.
Harriet: …
Johnny: …
Harriet: Your point being?

James: I haven't slept in 73 hours.
Thomas: 88. King of insomnia!
Ash: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. I'm going for an even 100.
Aaron: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Ash: What are you even doing, Thomas?
Thomas, sarcastically: Worshiping Satan, obviously.
Ash: Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy.

Literally everyone: What are you even doing, Lucifer?
Lucifer, sarcastically: Worshiping Satan, obviously.
Everyone: Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy.

Chopper: I am going to fight you. Even though you are very tall, and could probably step on me. I HAVE NO FEAR!
Brook: stands up
Chopper: I have some fear…

Jax: sees a cat and immediately runs towards it to pet it
Sanji, watching: I want one.
Law: A cat?
Sanji: A Jax.

Luffy: Look! There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says, "OOOOOOOOOOO"!!
Sanji:
Sanji: Those are Cheerios.

Sanji: You stole something from me when we met yesterday.
Nami: Sorry, I'll return your wallet.
Sanji: You stole my hear- wait, what?

Azami: I haven't slept in 73 hours.
Zoro: 88. King of insomnia!
Law: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. I'm going for an even 100.
Sanji: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Sanji: What are you even doing, Marimo?
Zoro, sarcastically: Worshiping Satan, obviously.
Sanji: Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy.

Allison: I am going to fight you. Even though you are very tall, and could probably step on me. I HAVE NO FEAR!
Vozreal: stands up
Allison: I have some fear…

Barry: Look! There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says, "OOOOOOOOOOO"!!
Kat:
Kat: Those are Cheerios.

Eliot: I haven't slept in 73 hours.
Kels: 88. Queen of Insomnia!
Tabitha: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. I'm going for an even 100.
Addie: You guys are terrifying.

Kels: What are you even doing, Tabitha?
Tabitha, sarcastically: Worshiping Satan, obviously.
Kels: Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy.

Lucifer: I haven't slept in 73 hours.
Vozreal: 88. King of Insomnia!
Azrael: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. I'm going for an even 100.
Allison: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Lysander: I am going to fight you. Even though you are very tall, and could probably step on me. I have no fear!
Evan: Stands up
Lysander: I have some fear…

Alice, to Jackson: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Victor: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death.

Cellphone: Rings
Addie, answering: I’m busy.
Kay: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of Red Bull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?
Addie: …
Kay: …
Addie: I’m on my way.

Oliver: Can the sarcasm, Fox.
Nich: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Samuel: You have illegal contacts?
Nich: You don’t?

Imogen: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Kels: I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Tabitha, to the rest of the students: And remember, if I get harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.

Kels: I know you and I don’t have the best relationship…
Tabitha: You mean I hate you and you hate me?
Kels: Right.
Tabitha: Right.

Robin: Friendly reminder that it’s okay if you’re 21 and you still can’t turn yourself into an entire murder of crows! Any species of corvid is fine!

Kels: Do you think we were friends in another life?
Tabitha: We’re not even friends in this life.
Kels: Yeah, that’s why I said “another life”, dumbass.

Geneva: Walked into a liquor store bleeding, that kind of night.

Tabitha: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.

Mr. Kitson, talking about Nich: That kid is going places.
Mr. Kitson: It might be to prison, but he’s going places.

Percy: We have a crisis!
Erik: It’s a good day when we only have one crisis.

Tabitha: Call me cynical, but is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive?
The Director: Tabitha, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

Trinity: What’s going on?
Louis: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Trinity: The short one.
Carter: Shit’s fucked.

Kels: Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.
Imogen: Kicked out?
Kels: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

Law, to Luffy: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Azami: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death.

Marco: Can the sarcasm, Portgas.
Ace: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Nami: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Usopp: I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Sanji: I know you and I don’t have the best relationship…
Zoro: You mean I hate you and you hate me?
Sanji: Right.
Zoro: Right.

Zoro: Walked into a liquor store bleeding, that kind of night.

Peregrine: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.

Shanks, talking about Azami: That kid is going places.
Shanks: It might be to prison but she’s going places.

Usopp: We have a crisis!
Nami: It’s a good day when we only have one crisis.

Nami: What’s going on?
Luffy: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Nami: The short one.
Azami: Shit’s fucked.

Beck: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Harper: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Robin: This forest is old. Very old.
Oberon: Robin, I know you think you’re helping, but be quiet.
Robin: I don’t think I’m helping.

Eliot: I love you guys, but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

Louis: One day I’m going to say “fight me” and someone is just going to fucking deck me.
Gabriel: Believe me, that day is closer than you think.

Samuel, to Nich: You know, when you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

Pietyr: This plan of Katya's, one assumes it is entirely legal?
Tabitha: Of course.
Eliot: Entirely.
Pietyr: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.

Victor: I’m tired.
Geneva: Same.
Jackson: Same.
Henry: Same.
Victor: Glad we’re all on the same page.

Geneva: I literally cannot decide who the fuck I am sometimes. It’s frustrating
Geneva: Like, am I an asshole? Do I really care a lot? I don’t fucking know!

Joan: I just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson.

Beck: Did humans invent math or did we discover it? Does math even exist?
Two hours later
Beck: I already regret asking my question because Marisol keeps trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous.

Iam: I never understood angry ghosts. They’re already dead, what’s there to be angry about?
Vivian: That they’re dead, Iam.

Samuel: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.
Nich, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at him: That’s beautiful.

Trinity: There is a strict no-animals policy at this restaurant.
Darlene: Okay.
Trinity: Except for Louis' pet cat.
Carter: And Louis' high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.

Calla: You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.

Darlene: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a ‘goddess’, but when I do it I’m ‘drunk’ and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium’.

Esther: No matter how self-absorbed and shallow you pretend to be-
Oleander: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here! I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

Mourton: Look, have I ever put you in an unsafe position?
Nich: All the time!
Mourton: Then you should be used to it by now.

Allison: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Vozreal: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Azrael: No matter how self-absorbed and shallow you pretend to be-
Vozreal: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here! I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

Azrael: Look, have I ever put you in an unsafe position?
Allison: All the time!
Azrael: Then you should be used to it by now.

Vivi: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was queen of the ducks.
Pell: I would, but then I’d be lying to the Queen of All Ducks.

Luffy: This forest is old. Very old.
Law: Luffy, I know you think you’re helping, but be quiet.
Luffy: I don’t think I’m helping.

Luffy: One day I’m going to say “fight me” and someone is just going to fucking deck me.
Law: Believe me, that day is closer than you think.

Law, to Luffy: You know, when you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

Law: I’m tired.
Jax: Same.
Penguin: Same.
Shachi: Same.
Law: Glad we’re all on the same page.

Nami: I just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson.

Luffy: Did humans invent math or did we discover it? Does math even exist?
Two hours later
Luffy: I already regret asking my question because Robin keeps trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous.

Luffy: I never understood angry ghosts. They’re already dead, what’s there to be angry about?
Robin: That they’re dead, Luffy.

Usopp: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.
Nami, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at him: That’s beautiful.

Sanji: There is a strict no-animals policy at this restaurant.
Nami: Okay.
Sanji: Except for Chopper.
Zoro: And Usopp's high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.

Estella: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a ‘goddess’, but when I do it I’m ‘drunk’ and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium’.

Vozreal: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a ‘goddess’, but when I do it I’m ‘drunk’ and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium’.

Nich: This city is old. Very old.
Samuel: Nich, I know you think you’re helping, but be quiet.
Nich: I don’t think I’m helping.

Nich: One day I’m going to say “fight me” and someone is just going to fucking deck me.
Mourton: Believe me, that day is closer than you think.

Portia: I’m tired.
Quinn: Same.
Talia: Same.
Vince: Same.
Portia: Glad we’re all on the same page.

Lyra: I just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson.

Eliot: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.
Kay, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at him: That’s beautiful.

Titania: Sure, when Dasi lies around naked in a giant clam shell they're a ‘deity’, but when I do it I’m ‘drunk’ and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium’.