Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust RRAAAARRL

Kallai: Where is everybody?
Varian: Alune's having a nervous breakdown, Sana is looking after him, Leaoni is trying to kill Frost, I think Miran went back to bed, and I'm in charge.
Kallai: YOU'RE IN CHARGE?
Varian: Why is that the only thing you're panicking about?!

Frost, holding a conch shell to his ear: The ocean says you’re a nerd.
Alune: Not surprised.

Alune: Why are there little hand prints all over the wall?
Varian, whispering: Why are there little hand prints all over the wall?
Miran, whispering back: Because I have small hands.
Varian: Because he has small hands.

Zatian: How does Varian usually get out of these messes?
Leaoni: He doesn't. He just makes a bigger mess which cancels out the first mess.

Leaoni: Is Frost here?
Kallai: (Visibly sweating)
Kallai: You know what?
Frost: (hurls himself through a glass window in the background)
Kallai: He just left.

Varian: I'm Varian FUCKING Larkspur, I can do whatever I want, when I want, and nobody can stop me.
Leaoni: That's it, I’m calling Alune.
Varian: (sweating) No, wait-

Zatian: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Varian: Yeah? So could another human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. Thanks for trying but you aren't special.

Alune: Do you ever think before you speak?
Varian: Yes. I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

Frost: I have conquered my fear of ghosts!
Sana: That's the spirit!
Frost: Oh fuck where-

Alune: I can't believe we're stuck in this forest together.
Varian: (burning the map) Truly unfortunate.

Frost: I dare you to jump off that cliff.
Leaoni: Are you telling me to go die?
Frost: Are you a coward?
Leaoni: First of all, fuck you. Second of all, death fears me. YEET.
Kallai: nO-

Sana: I have come to check up on you! How are you? Are you okay?
Leaoni: (dipping an Oreo in whiskey) Why wouldn't I be okay?

Kallai, looking at Varian: What the fuck is he doing now…
Sana, glaring at Kallai: His best.

Leaoni: Did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
Miran, with a mouthful of doughnuts: No.
Leaoni: Oh yeah? Well what's that white powder all over your face?
Miran: That's cocaine.
(Sana: HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT THAT IS-?)

Varian: Whoever makes Alune fall asleep will win $100.
Leaoni, holding a frying pan: Where is he?

Leaoni: Why would I be crying over some human that doesn't want me, when I could be moving on and mouth harassing a hamburger?

Frost: To all those people saying they're going through something, JUST GO AROUND IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Kallai: I'm driving.
Frost: Shotgun!
Leaoni, loading an actual shotgun: No. I have the shotgun. Therefore, I get the front seat.
Frost: What?
Kallai, nodding: Frost, get in the back.
Frost: What!

Sana, chasing a cat: Kitty? Why do you run from me? I want to sing you a song! hElLO lIttLE kItTy WhY aRe YoU rUnNiNg-

Miran, a child: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Alune, a tired mess: I don't have one either.
Miran: (laughs hysterically)

Zatian: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself… I hate my life.

Varian, impersonating Alune: That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of jrfhufndkvbruefjjbfhejswjc-
Alune: (getting a tension headache)

Frost: I'm over this dumb-ass place with these fake ass people.
Leaoni: Hey.
Frost: Hey!
Frost, under his breath: Fucking bitch

Alune: Hey, check out this portal to the Eldritch Realm I managed to summon :)
Frost: Wait, isn't that place bad luck?
Alune: Chill out-
An eldritch abomination, crawling out the portal: WHO SUMMONED ME??!?!?!?!
Alune and Frost: (incoherent screaming)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Luffy: I'm Monkey D. FUCKING Luffy, I can do whatever I want, when I want, and nobody can stop me.
Law: That's it, I’m calling Nami.
Luffy, sweating: No, wait-

Law: Do you ever think before you speak?
Luffy: Yes. I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

Brook, a literal skeleton: I have conquered my fear of ghosts!
Usopp: That's the spirit!
Brook: Oh fuck where-

Nami: Did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
Luffy, with a mouthful of doughnuts: No.
Nami: Oh yeah? Well what's that white powder all over your face?
Luffy: That's cocaine.

Usopp: Whoever makes Chopper fall asleep will win 100 Beli.
Nami, holding a frying pan: Where is he?

Doflamingo: To all those people saying they're going through something, JUST GO AROUND IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Law: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself… I hate my life.

Law, in Sabaody: I'm over this dumb-ass place with these fake ass people.
Kid: Hey.
Law: Hey!
Law, under his breath: Fucking bitch.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Kels: Do you ever think before you speak?
Kay: Yes. I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

Imogen: Did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
Kay, with a mouthful of doughnuts: No.
Kels: Oh yeah? Well what's that white powder all over your face?
Kay: That's cocaine.

Tabitha: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself…I hate my life.

Tabitha, at the Academy: I'm over this dumb-ass space with these fake-ass people.
Pietyr: Hey.
Tabitha: Hey!
Tabitha, under her breath: Fucking bitch.

@AutoGrim

Nolte: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself… I hate my life

Nolte: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Arka: Yeah? So could another human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. Thanks for trying but you aren't special.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Oleander: I dislike that word, Calla. "Cult." No, it's a new, exciting religion that I invented!

@writer_sneed

Morrigan: Do you think Pandora is a sadist?
Alexander: Yes.
Morrigan: Wow, there was no hesitation.
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Pandora: He died of natural causes.
Alexander: You pushed him off of a roof.
Pandora: Gravity is natural.
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Kalisha: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Makoto: I JUST DREW YOU A PICTURE?
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Tiriana: Since when do you think logically?
Kalisha: Hi, I'm level-headed Kal. I only come out when Tiriana goes a little cuckoo.
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Alexander: You should've called Cassius.
Kenna: I don't trust him right now, Alex.
Cassius, entering: Hey!
Alexander: PS I called Cas…
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Reia: Kai will go. Find the castle, retrieve the ancient scrolls.
Kalisha: Kai? What makes you think he'll come back?
Kai: Yes, what makes you think he will come back?
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Kenna: Are all Court nobles this stupid?
Cassius: Yes. Yes, usually.

@Williamnot

Felix: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast
Jarrod:[loading gun] This is it. Today I kill you.

Felix: You want soda Austin?
Wolf in Austin's body: Austin won't be able to reply, Wolf is in control for now~!
Felix: Ok, do you want a soda Wolf?
Wolf: Yes

Mel to herself after knowing Austin, Jarrod, Felix, and Em for a while: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders

Felix: All these ghosts and I still can't find a boo

Felix the first time he gets drunk: Bish, I'm washing me and my clothes

Jarrod: Austin, you hate social interaction, why do you want to go to the ball
Austin: Because, Jarrod, ball is life
Jarrod: You're grounded.

Austin: So change of plans I'm not going to school, I'm going to hell, Yeah I'm not excited

Felix: Say what I am, Say if you know what I am
Jarrod: A bitch
{applause}

Austin: Jarrod, there's a ghost in my room
Jarrod: There no such thing as-
Wolf: SO I"M NOT HERE~
Jarrod: OH MY GOD
Wolf: OH MY GOD~

Felix: I just got done microwaving beans but little do I know I accidentally left them in the can and now
~My motherfricking house burned down (house burned down) and I don't have anywhere to live(Where to live)~

Jarrod: open door
Felix(in the tub): I wanna go where the people are~ (spots Jarrod) HEY GET OUT

Felix: Dafuq I look like crying over some human that doesn't want me, when I can be mouth harassing a hamburger

Jarrod: You're moving my border
Felix: Well I'm Mexican (SleepDeprived!Austin sighs into a harmonica)

Felix: I heard everyone posting it's national sex day but the only thing I'm fucking is stupid and only thing fucking me is life, So
Jarrod: You are literally the biggest slut I know

Em, hugging a raccoon that doesn't know what's happening: We got Koala bears in Washington! :)

Austin stands up a skeleton: Steve is taking first baby steps look him go
Mel: Yo what the fuck up kyle {punches the skeleton}
Austin: {cries in werewolf}

Felix: To all those people saying they're going through something, JUST GO AROUND IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD

Felix: Hey, don't you sell drugs
Some lady: Not anymore, I plan to be a better mother for my son
Felix: Bitch, fuck your son, I want my drugs

Felix: Hey can I get a sip of that water
Austin: It's not water
Felix: Vodka, I like your style
Austin: It's vinegar
Felix: aha… what?
Austin: It's vinegar, pussy-

Mel to Austin: We're best friends, If I'm dying you're dying with me, there's no choice
Austin: Epic

Felix: Fuck you, Jarrod, burn in hell
Jarrod: Felix, what the hell
Felix: I hate you
Jarrod: I'll give you back your liquor, Jesus Christ-

Jarrod,: I'm driving
Felix: Shotgun
Austin: You had shotgun last ti- why do you have a gun.
Felix: I found a shotgun! [clicks gun] and I want the front seat.
Austin: lol nope
Felix: God DAMMIT Austin.

cue ugly-ass cake
Austin: I love how this cake is cut
Felix: I'm gonna knock you on your ass

Wolf!Em, chasing a cat: Kitty? Why do you run from me? I want to sing you a song! hElLO lIttLE kItTy WhY TF R U rUnNiNg

Jarrod: How'd you do on the driving test
Felix: I fucking failed it XD
Jarrod: Like with everything else in your life
Felix: Fucking exactly XD

Austin: Holy shit, *walks up to a red car with an Cars eyes windshield** Is that Ryan Williams from Disney Pixar's Cars

Felix: I have no soul, Have no soul have a nice day!
Austin: I don't have one either

Jarrod when Felix does anything: Stop it get some help

Joseph: You're all going to hell! Buh-bye!

Felix: For my sweetie
Jarrod: You call me sweetie again and you're going to be eating some knuckles
Felix: So you're not taking the gift
Jarrod: Oh I'm taking the gifts

Austin: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself… I hate my life

Felix: Now you've joined the Family Austin, we gotta give you a nickname
Jarrod: Literally no one-
Felix: S P R I N K L E S, Imma call you sprinkles

Felix(looking at Jarrod's table): I wish that I can be like the cool kids
Jarrod: flips him off

Felix driving: Road work ahead… Yeah I sure hope it does
Mel and Austin, simultaneously realizing their horrible mistake: Oh shit

Felix: I've been thinking of doing some magic
Jarrod: Magic, Sophie, It says talent

Austin: Not to be racist but I love goat cheese
Mel: How is that racist
Austin: Well I did say 'not to be racist' learn to fucking use your ears Mel-

Felix(singing while playing piano): I hate myself, oh I hate myself

Felix: This my assistant, Jarrod -[yells at Jarrod] WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN- he does all the things I don't want to
Felix:[Pushes paper in Jarrod's face] Do it gayass

Felix: ALL MEN ARE KINGS
Austin: if he breathes. HE"S A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Austin and Felix begin a fight to the death as Mel, Em, and Jarrod look on in confusion.

Felix: [guzzles an entire bottle of vodka]
Felix: Fuck em all

Jarrod: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Austin
Felix: I do
Jarrod: I know Felix
Felix: I'm sad
Jarrod: I know Felix

Austin: Do you think Felix is a sadist?
Jarrod: Yes.
Felix: Ok, no fucking hesitation, I see how it is-

Felix: He died of natural causes
Jarrod: You pushed him off of a roof.
Felix: Gravity is natural.

Jarrod to Felix: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

Felix: Austin will go. Find the demon, beat it's brains out.
Jarrod: Austin? What makes you think he'll make it back?
Austin: Yes, what makes you think he'll make it back?

Austin: Is Felix usually this much of a dumbass
Jarrod: Yes, usually.

Mel: Do you ever think before you speak?
Austin: Yes. I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

Austin: Did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
Felix, with a mouthful of doughnuts: No.
Austin, picking up a bat: Oh yeah? Well what's that white powder all over your face?
Felix: That's cocaine.

Felix: I dislike that word, Jarrod. "Cult." Ha, no, it's a new, exciting religion that I invented!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Imogen: Do you think the Director is a sadist?
Tabitha: Yes.
Imogen: Wow, there was no hesitation.

Tabitha: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

Alessandra: Since when do you think logically?
Percy: Hi, I'm Level-Headed Percy. I only come out when Alessandra goes a little too off-the-rails.

Marcus: Nich will go to ally with Creston and secure their support.
Samuel: Nich? What makes you think he will come back?
Nich: Yeah, what makes you think he'll come back?

Alessandra: Are all court nobles this stupid?
Percy: Yes, usually.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Enel: I dislike that word. "Cult." No, it's a new, exciting religion that I invented!

Tori: Are all Nobles this stupid?
Sabo: Yes. Yes, usually.

Law: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town

Hex: I dislike that word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!

Hex: Are all Otherworlders this stupid?
Gracelyn: Yes, usually.

Hex: My body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

Jesse: Do you think Sybella is a sadist?
Delphinia: Yes.
Jesse: Wow, there was no hesitation.

Delphinia: For my sweetie.
Jesse: Call me sweetie again and you're going to be eating some knuckles.
Delphinia: So you're not taking the gift?
Jesse: Oh I'm taking the gift.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Hunter to Colton: I will sell your unborn child to the devil

{Lucas, Charlie and Micheal playing UNO}
Lucas:Green
Micheal: (groans)
Lucas: Green
Micheal: Oh come on! >:(
Lucas: Green
Micheal: I CaLL FucKiNG hAcKS
Charlie: Micheal, No swearing
Micheal: I L L B E S A L T Y
Lucas: Hahaha
Micheal: Shut up you brat
Lucas: That is what you get
Micheal: (Demonic screeching)

Lucas: Charlie, you whore
Charlie: There is a child here, Lucas
Lucas:… Do you even know half the shit he says
Micheal: He's right, I can't argue with that

Kid!Matthew: What about me? What do you think, I'd be as a star
Kid!Elliott: Umm well… I think you're the sun
Kid!Mat: Ahaha, The sun isn't a star, silly, ufufu silly Elliott, doesn't know a thing about stars
Kid!Elliott (ಠ_ಠ )

Tori: On my side, I have facts, evidence, and reason. All Terry has is fear-mongering and lies
Tori: Oh my god. He's gonna win

William: You're a utilitarian? Name three people you've sacrificed for the greater good
Duke: Easy: Mason, Marionette, and, Tyler
William: Your family doesn't count as the greater good

Blevin: Cut out the toxic people in your life
Briar: Cut the toxic people in your life
Noelle: Cut toxic people
Amberly: CUT PEOPLE
Blevin: Why are you all like this

Bonita: These ugly ass games…
Bonita: Alright, get the fu fu fuck out
Sophie: Yall bicthes don't know real games when you see em

Marionette at graduation day: I hope you all end up unemployed and homeless

Camille: I'm going to go quietly mourn my dead family, chou

Mavis: But I… wanted the boy's happy meal

Ty & Mason returning
Jax: [Disappointed in Chinese]
Charlie: [Sorrow in Japanese]
Lucas: [Annoyance in Spanish]
Matthew: [Rethinking life decisions in Caucasian]
Sophie/Micheal: [Anger in Samoan]
Ava: [Unamused in Mute]

Jax: I never ask to suffer but I always do

Lucas: Get out my way, you peasant

Lucas: I'm Lucas Bates, and I have no interest in you normies. If none of you are supernatural or adventurous, don't even bother talking to me

Felix: Wow, Your intellect is on a higher than that of a normal human being
Matthew: If that's the case our species is doomed to fail

Kelly: What up guys, 420guccigang, my mom took my vape cause im failing english

@threesacult

Karma: I dislike the word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!

Jack: Do you think Karma is a sadist?
Emmett: Yes.
Jack: Wow, there was no hesitation.

Anthony: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Victor: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All the Flynns have are fear-mongering and lies.
Jackson: Oh my God, they're gonna win.

Beck: I never ask to suffer but I always do

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Ozzie: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.

Kristi, hugging a raccoon that doesn't know what's happening: I didn't know you had koala bears in Wisconsin!

Oliver: Fuck you, Darius, burn in hell.
Darius: Oliver, what the hell-
Oliver: I hate you.
Darius: I'll give you back your liquor, Jesus Christ-

Geneva: Do you ever think before you speak?
Jackson: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

@Fairlyodd

Sana: HYDRATE OR DIE-RATE!
Sana: (aggressively throws water bottles)
Varian: Uh…?
Leaoni: Shes trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Sana: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Varian: (tearing up) its working.

Leaoni: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All Frost has is fear-mongering and lies.
Leaoni: Oh my God, he's gonna win.

Frost: It costs like $400 to go see a therapist, and it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Sana, softly: No.

Varian: I never ask to suffer but I always do.

Sana: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.

Varian: I dislike the word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!
(Alune: Good for you, now please stop including me in whatever it is.)

Alune: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

Leaoni: Are all nobles this stupid?
Alune: Yes, they are.
Varian: I'm of noble birth though?
Alune: I said what I said.

Leaoni to Varian: We're best friends, If I'm dying you're dying with me, there's no choice.
Varian: Fair.

Kallai: Frost will go. Find the demon, beat it's brains out.
Sana: Frost? What makes you think he'll make it back?
Frost, nervously: Yes, what makes you think he'll make it back?

Alune: Since when do you think logically?
Varian: Hi, I'm Level-Headed Varian. I only come out when Alune goes a little too off-the-rails.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town

Gracelyn: On my side, I have facts, evidence, and reason. All Sybella has is fear-mongering and lies.
Jesse: Oh my gosh. She's gonna win.

Jesse: So you're a utilitarian? Name three people you've sacrificed for the greater good.
Sybella: Easy. Mirela, Davina, and, Delphinia.
Jesse: Your family doesn't count as the greater good.

Jesse: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.

Gracelyn: Do you ever think before you speak?
Hex: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

Jesse: It costs like $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself that it be like that sometimes.
Gracelyn: NO.

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Darren: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast
Alexa: loading gun This is it. Today I kill you.

Alexa: You want soda Thomas?
Zey: Um… I’m Zey
Alexa, very tired: Whatever, do you want a soda Thomas?
Zey: …Yes

Alexa to herself after knowing Thomas for a while: this is my new child, He’s a crazy person. He’s a menace to himself, me, and innocent bystanders

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Felman: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Ananth: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Felman: No, I accepted yours.
~~
Tournour: I think it's nice that Berthold feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Ladios: He looks so peaceful.
Thea: Getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.
~~
Ladios: You’re really bad with boundaries.
Thea: Name one boundary I’ve crossed.
(Earlier that day).
Thea, picking Ladios’ front door with a hair clip: Hey, can I come in?!
~~
Berthold: I could kill you if I wanted to Vagabond.
Arwood: Yeah, so could another human being.
Berthold:
Arwood: So could a dog.
Berthold:
Arwood: So could a dedicated duck.
Berthold:
Arwood: You aren’t special, Berthold.
~~
Kale: Alright, so you and I are married.
Arwood: We are not married.
Kale: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Arwood: I don’t want to pretend.
Kale: Scared you’ll like it?
Arwood: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Thea: Are you two like this all the time?!
Jedrek: Yes, all the time.
~~
Ladios: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.
~~
Berthold: I am right; math is wrong!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Tabitha: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Kels: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Tabitha: No, I accepted yours.

Tabitha: I think it's nice that Eliot feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Imogen: He looks so peaceful.
Kay, getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable…

Titania: Alright, so you and I are married.
Oberon: We are not married.
Titania: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Oberon: I don’t want to pretend.
Titania: Scared you’ll like it?
Oberon: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Alys: Are you two like this all the time?!
Robin: Yes, all the time.

Huxley: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.

@Williamnot

Austin: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Felix: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Austin: No, I accepted yours.

Mel: I think it's nice that Berthold feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Jarrod: He looks so peaceful.
Felix: Getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.

Felix: Alright, so you and I are married.
Jarrod: We are not married.
Felix: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Jarrod: I don’t want to pretend.
Felix: Scared you’ll like it?
Jarrod: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Mel: Are you two like this all the time?!
Austin: Yes, all the time.

Em: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.

Austin: I am right; math is wrong!

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Sanji: Alright, so you and I are married.
Zoro: We are not married.
Sanji: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Zoro: I don’t want to pretend.
Sanji: Scared you’ll like it?
Zoro: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Law: Are you two like this all the time?!
Robin: Yes, all the time.
~~Keeping Robin's name in here because it's something One Piece Robin would say~~

Luffy: I am right; math is wrong!

@Moxie

Oliver: Do you think the Menace is a sadist?
Lila: Yes.
Oliver: Wow, there was no hesitation.

Lila: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.

Drew: Since when do you think logically?
Evelyn: Hi, I'm Level-Headed Evelyn. I only come out when Drew goes a little too off-the-rails.

Oliver: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All the Light Side has are fear-mongering and lies.
Sam: Oh my God, they're gonna win.

Theo: I never ask to suffer but I always do.

Anna: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.

Evelyn: Fuck you, Drew, burn in hell.
Drew: Evelyn, what the hell-
Evelyn: I hate you.
Drew: I'll give you back your liquor, Jesus Christ-

Theo: Do you ever think before you speak?
Sam: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.

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Ladios: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once…
Tournour: No.
Ladios: Or I get to tell Berthold you cried when Felman called you son.
Tournour: That didn’t happen.
Ladios: Ok, but can I swoosh the sword.
~~
Jedrek: Tell me Berthold, are you secretly a crackhead?
~~
Berthold: Punch me in the face.
Thea: Punch you?
Berthold: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Thea: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
~~
Flillana: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Ladios: _{_Yes.}

Flillana: Holy shit.
~~
Dawnica: We’re playing scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Arwood: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Dawnica: Not when you’re playing with Jedrek, it’s not. He puts words like ‘ephemeral,’ and I put ‘dog.’
~~
Ladios: You’re a monster! You’ll never know real fear!
Vladimir: First of all, have you ever heard your wife yell both your first and last name.
Ladios:
Ladios: Good point.
~~
Arwood: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
~~
Tournour: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Percy: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once.
Oscar: No.
Percy: Or I get to tell Nathaniel that you cried when Erik called you son.
Oscar: That didn’t happen.
Percy: Okay, but can I swoosh the sword?

Samuel: Punch me in the face.
Nich: What?
Samuel: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Nich: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

The Directpr: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Addie: _{_Yes.}

Titania: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.

Kay: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

@threesacult

Quill: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once.
Azazel: No.
Quill: Or I get to tell Jack that you cried when Sandy said you were like a sibling to him.
Azazel: That didn’t happen.
Quill: Okay, but can I swoosh the sword?

Dally: Punch me in the face.
Anthony: What?
Dally: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Anthony: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Anthony: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Quill: _{_Yes.}

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Darrell: Guys I think Aaron is missing, I can't find him
Claire: Good

Briar to Sophie: Hey fuckface you dreams tastes like failure and deep regret

Terry: Who is the Dora the explora looking child and why is she teaming up with the plant freak

Aaron: I don't worship Elijah
Darrell: He bought you McDonald and you acted like he took you to a five star restaurant

(After the Tulip incident)
Claire: AYO DARRELL, COME YOUR MANZ
Aaron: You can't escape me, doll girl
Darrell: Knock it off, will you
Aaron: I don't wanna

Emma: Elijah, can you not go sacrificing everyone we know
Elijah: Hmmm… I'll think about
Emma: K thanks
Elijah: I thought it about. how about no

Jax: Hey rich boy how's the daddy issues going
Lucas: What the fuck Jax

Claire: I don't play that bullshit, I play that gun shit for real

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Sanji: Punch me in the face.
Zoro: What?
Sanji: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Zoro: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Zoro: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
_{^{^{so, funny story}}}

Luffy: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL