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Im straight…..
straight out of a gay romance fanfiction

Hi Straight, I'm Dad

OMG I LOVE YOU

@murphysgirl

Im straight…..
straight out of a gay romance fanfiction

Hi Straight, I'm Dad

OMG I LOVE YOU

I'm afraid you can't love me, because I'm engaged, and if my fiancé catches wind of someone else admiring me, he'll be over to wherever you are in 2.3 seconds flat with a Taser. Ok, maybe not that soon, but…
Also I only made the dad joke because I wanted to beat Dom to it so

Deleted user

I meant in a proud sort of way. (Im proud you made a dad joke)

Deleted user

i literally want to have a child just to say this joke to them all the time

@murphysgirl

Well, Dom is the site dad, Whisper and Winter are the site moms, and I'm the site newlywed-next-door-couple who shamelessly flirts with their significant other constantly and will let you come over and watch movies and eat junk food and pizza. :D

Deleted user

ooh! could i be the adorable but kinda dumb litttle bro?

Can I be the same???

@murphysgirl

-in condescending and overly adoring next-door-neighbour voice-
You two darling little beans can come over to my house anytime. We can watch movieees, and hang ouuut…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

my friends often joke that they're going to have biological children just so when the child beats them in a video game they can say "yeah, and i did your mom" technically without it being a lie

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I'm the weeb child who has an apartment in the basement and rarely even leaves the room

(my cousin Jonathan)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

i can be the broke artist child who still lives in the house even in her 30's cause she can't afford rent and doesn't socialize enough to find a gf that'll take care of her