Hey look I came back.
Daniella: Why are you like this?
Silas: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.
Daniella: …
Daniella: Is that a joke?
Octavia: Can I punch him?
Runs: Not in public.
Silas: You hate people?
Octavia: Yes.
Silas: And I hate people.
Silas: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Octavia: No.
Kym: Hey, this body is flawless. Everyone wants a piece of me and I've got the creepy fanfiction to prove it.
Josiah: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Silas: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.
Alene: I’m crying because I’m happy.
Octavia: That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about happiness to dispute it.
Alene: The world is broken, and I’m sad because there’s nothing I can do to fix it.
Silas: The world is broken, but there’s an odd beauty in the dark parts.
Octavia: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.
Josiah: Maybe the world is broken, but I’ve got a guitar.
Kay: Would you bail me out of jail?
Kels: No.
Kay: Well you didn't have to say it so fast.
Addie, nearly in tears: Kay, please don’t pronounce "hors d'oeuvres" as "horse divorce" again.
Eliot, at five AM: Oh, good morning. I didn't know you're an early bird.
Tabitha: I never went to bed.
Kym: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
The General: So what are all your skills?
Alene: I'm a skilled knife thrower
Octavia: I can beat just about anyone in hand-to-hand.
Josiah: I make good life choices
The General: That’s not really-
Alene: No, trust us. He’s our most important member.
Kym: I'll probably move in with my boyfriend in the next 6 months.
Sam: I didn't know you had a boyfriend???
Kym: I don't, but I feel confident in that journey for me.
Waiter: You can have just champagne, or we have orange juice which you can add to it. In France, they call it Mimosa
Kym: In Greece, we call that watering down.
Nathaniel: walks into a lamp post
Nathaniel: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry
Sam: Can you take a pic of me?
Kym: Are you sure? You don't look good.
Host: How many?
Kym: A table for one, but I’ll be drinking for two.
Josiah: Apparently this dairy-free, gluten free icecream is like crack.
Kym: I’ve had crack and I can guarantee crack is better.
Kym, drunk and dangling upside down on the couch: We should be thankful that "anti-thunderstorms" with flashes of extreme darkness during the day followed by loud, high-pitch screeches, don't exist
Octavia: What the actual fuck.
Silas: Actually no, I wanna see that.
Kym: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be recycling?" Yeah, I'm that kind of trash.
Kym: If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the value of breaking a law to defend yourself or others, you're not good, you're obedient.
Kym: This is coming from a thief. I speak the truth.
Alene: The smell of Home Depot is cathartic.
Alene: Faeries live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department.
Josiah: Stop romanticizing Home Depot.
Alene: Pixies live in the paint aisle. Fuck you.
Daniella: I feel like I don't necessarily "half-ass" things. It's more like a "3/4 ass." Like overall did I do pretty well? Yeah. Did I reach my maximum potential though? I think not.
Kym: Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.
Daniella: Good morning.
Josiah: Good morning.
Sam: Good morning.
Rune: You all sound like robots. Come on, spice it up a bit will you?
Kym, bursting through door with a martini: MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Rune: Forget I said anything.
Orion: Rules exist for a reason.
Kym: To be broken.
Orion: Nothing exists to be br-
Kym, aggressively snapping a glow-stick: Wrong again, mon ami.
Octavia: You know, I’ve met some of the most insufferable people on these adventures.
Octavia: But they also met me.
Silas: Same.
