forum No idea what to call this (anyone can join) (FINISHED)

Started September 30, 2020 by Deleted user

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"What?"

"Don't you want to guess?"

"A beehive?"

"A parking lot," Nyx said, completely deadpan.

He chuckled.
"What's brown and sticky?"

"A stick." That had been one of Seven's favourites.

"What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"I've no idea."

"Spoiled milk!"

Nyx rolled her eyes. "Oh, very clever. Why did Sally fall down the stairs?"

"Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock."

"Who's there? Not Sally. No, the real answer is because she got hit by a washing machine."

"Geeezzz!" He visibly cringed

Nyx smiled triumphantly. "I have more."
_{(Kudos to my brother for teaching me these jokes)}

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side. What's red and green and goes through walls?"

"No., it's to get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock."

"You didn't answer my question."

"what?"

Nyx smirked, teal eyes glimmering dangerously. "A frog, if you throw it hard enough."

He cringed again, but chuckled.
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?" Nyx brushed a loose strand of hair out of her face; the loose sleeve of her bathrobe slid down her arm, revealing the spur on the inside of her wrist.

"The chicken."

"The chicken who?" She was completely oblivious that her spur was exposed.

"The chicken who was walking to the idiot's house. He arrived."

"Are you calling me an idiot?"

He smiled.
"Maybe."

She scowled at him, and then, suddenly realising that her spur was completely exposed, turned pink and dropped her arm back down, tugging her sleeve back over her wrist.

"It's just a joke, cutie-" He covered his mouth.
"I mean… I should go away right now…"

Nyx went bright pink. "What did you just call me?"