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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

quietly stands next to you

Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?

Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.

Are we going full historical fiction or do we want to work with the stories of the irl lesbian pirates?

Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?

Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.

Yay!! Another person who knows!!!

Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

Okay but Elizabeth Swann

Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

quietly stands next to you

Walks to you, but like in the style of Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel

Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?

Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.

Yay!! Another person who knows!!!

I read history books, darling. Waaaaaaaaaaay too many history books

Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

Okay but Elizabeth Swann

YES

Are we going full historical fiction or do we want to work with the stories of the irl lesbian pirates?

Let’s do historical fiction, but try and aim to make sure it’s as historically accurate as possible.

Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?

Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.

We stan two queens

Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

quietly stands next to you

Walks to you, but like in the style of Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel

When I tell you I'm cackling-

Can Jack Sparrow be in it

Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill

quietly stands next to you

Walks to you, but like in the style of Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel

When I tell you I'm cackling-

I knew you would ;)

I want in on this idea and I want to be a cute lesbian so I can through acting of course pretend to have a cute lesbian gf
that sounds great

I would 100% cast you as wholesome bambi cabin girl

I wanna be a pirate captain
With a small scar under my eye that's a small nod to One Piece

I'll be the noblewoman who hates society's constraints and so she sneaks into the royal navy before falling hopelessly in love with a pirate woman after the pirate saves her life in a battle, and then pretends to hate her and want to see her captured just to have an excuse to constantly be searching for her.

That was incredibly specific and makes me wonder if I spend too much time imagining what my life would've been like if I'd lived in the past.

(Meeeeeeee!!!)

I’ll be the common woman that my parents tried to marry off to some ugly middle class dude for my beauty (not that I’m pretty irl, but makeup can do wonders…) and said “Nope!” and ran, disguised as someone where no body can tell my gender, and just be able to slip in all sorts of places, simply by changing my attitude and manage to find the girl pirates and fall hopelessly in love with a soft fem girl who I would give my life for.

I'll be the cook who is in a loving relationship with the cute powder monkey and makes bread while signing to her through a hole in the door

^^ This is so pure….

Me and my fiancé can just make cameos.

but gayer

So much gayer….

…….

Lol, we’re just kidding. No pressure.

I could dress him up in a frilly apron. >:3

laughs hysterically Yesh!!! [also, that moment that you forget being straight is a thing…]

No way. The only straight person allowed in the film is Dom, as the stern yet fatherly ship captain.

Wait I just had an idea
So my guinea pig's name is Captain right? He's named after Captain Carswell Thorne in the Lunar Chronicles but whatever
We could dress him up in a pirate outfit
And cast him as… something
And then me and my fiancé can be the ship's cooks
And he can wear an adorable frilly apron and a pink chef's hat and it will be adorable.

No way. The only straight person allowed in the film is Dom, as the stern yet fatherly ship captain.

Yes please