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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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I just found a youtube comment that says "quarantine is your incubation, and at the end you will hatch" and I can't stop laughing

Oh my lord. You know, if you incubate too long, you’ll die.

What’s making me up comfy today is the realization that Mineta from BNHA could use his sticky balls to trap girls in place….

Dude my friend came over yesterday and had the exact same realization

I just play Star Wars games. Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2 are pretty cool, but I love Jedi Fallen Order with a passion. I have Minecraft, and a Sonic game my mom got m, and a few Lego games. I'm trying to sneak Rainbow Six, and Battlefield 5, but I have to get them by my motherrrrrrrr…..

Which Sonic game? They're my jam. You see, my nickname and my avatar are Sonic references.

Sonic Forces. It's pretty cool.

Yeh, it is fun. Its soundtracks blows, though. Try to play Sonic Generations and Sonic Colors Wii, they're AWESOME! Generations you can run it in any 10 year old pc potato. Colors Wii is a bit harder, but any 4º generation Core i5 notebook can emulate it with Dolphin.

I really don't think there's anything like the comforting feeling of snuggling up with a blanket that you've just warmed up in the dryer. And that's a good thing, because it's heaven.

yes or dressing in clothes that just came out of the dryer in the dead of snowy winter.

1. I am now head over heels for Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party
2. I have two songs from Black Friday stuck in my head and the soundtrack isn't on Spotify yet :(

My head:
You really should be doing your homework

My heart:
Let's watch a monkey teach a sentient banana how to twerk

1. I am now head over heels for Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party

Forgive me for being uncultured, but is that a short story/poem? Would you recommend it?

My head:
You really should be doing your homework

My heart:
Let's watch a monkey teach a sentient banana how to twerk

My head: hey let’s actually succeed in college and do important stuff with our life, like start a successful business that is based on the growing popularity and opportunities of the cosplay/weeb world

My heart: let’s drop out of college and work three part time jobs so you can start a bookstore and then raise children like the baby maker your mother keeps insisting you be and are only trying to avoid it because of her despite wanting to raise children anyway

Specifically I have the "do you want to play with me?/lovely girl, lovely girl"/"tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes today" notes stuck in my head, and they're just gorgeous-

At least you don't have Noel des enfants qui n'ont plus de maisons by Debussy stuck in your head.
Beautiful, but the lyrics? Creepy as frick.
Debussy, I love you, but you have problems. Sorry not sorry.

I mean, look at this:
(This is a poetic translation but still)
—
We have no more house nor home!
Enemies took all we had, all gone, all gone,
Even our own little bed!
The school they burnt, they burnt the teacher too,
Even the church, and Mister Jesus Christ!
And too the poor beggar who could not get away!
We have no more house nor home!
Enemies took all we had, all gone, all gone,
Even our own little bed!
Surely, Papa to fight has gone,
Poor Mummy is in heaven!
Died and did not see all this!
Oh, what shall we do now?
Jesu! Infant Jesu!
Don't go back to them,
Don't go back to them ever,
Punish them all!
Avenge the children of France!
The little Belgians, the little Serbians,
And the little Polish children too!
Though some we may forget, please forgive us!
Jesu! Jesu!
No toys! We want no toys!
something about daily bread
For the little Belgians, for the little Serbians…
We have no more house nor home!
Enemies took all we had, all gone, all gone,
Even our own little bed!
The school they burnt, they burnt our teacher too,
Even the church, and Mister Jesus Christ!
And too the poor beggar who could not get away!
Jesu, listen to us,
Our little wooden shoes we have no more,
But please give victory to the child of France,
To the child of France!

Specifically I have the "do you want to play with me?/lovely girl, lovely girl"/"tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes today" notes stuck in my head, and they're just gorgeous-

Yes

Specifically I have the "do you want to play with me?/lovely girl, lovely girl"/"tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes, tomorrow comes today" notes stuck in my head, and they're just gorgeous-

Yes

I'm adding those two to my playlist asap once they're on Spotify-

My friend: writes something called "An Educated Demon"
Me: I love you so much

Are y’all ever just

T i r e d

Me today. I am in my pink flannel pajamas with sheeps on them and one of my favourite hoodies, sitting on the armchair in my room and snuggling with this one teddy bear I've had since I was like 2, trying to ignore the fact that I really should be doing homework. The fact that I had like something really scary/weird/slightly traumatizing happen yesterday certainly doesn't help.
I also think I'm going to make myself some hot chocolate later. I have a mug with a little blue corgi on it, and it needs to be used, as its only use during the summer is a pencil holder.

Aw. That sounds nice. I am currently laying in bed waiting until it’s time to leave for work because I have no social life

I have no social life outside of my fiancé, but he doesn't really count. I mean, I have friends, we just like literally never hang out. And then there's my guinea pig, but he's chaotic neutral and extremely needy and he also lives in my room as my backup boyfriend when my fiancé is busy.

I'm gonna try to use (ew) colored pencils today because I suck with them and I wanna not suck. Also because I don't wanna do homework

I feel that

It finally feels like Fall in South Carolina. I am so happy because it finally feels like summer in Alaska and ir beings back good memories. I'm just enjoying it. Just my happy vent for the day 🙃

Imagine this:
I walk into my brother's room. He is holding deodorant an inch from his mouth. He looks me in the eyes with the most Remus-like grin and says, "Pickled poo flavor." I then back away, slowly.

. . . yeah, that sounds like something Remus would say…. and I would just turn around and pretend I saw nothing.

Imagine this:
I walk into my brother's room. He is holding deodorant an inch from his mouth. He looks me in the eyes with the most Remus-like grin and says, "Pickled poo flavor." I then back away, slowly.

What a legend

It sounds like something my brother would do. Actually, either of my brothers. They went through a phase once where they would just randomly pull their pants down to mid-thigh and dance around, hollering, "SAG LIFE!"

Dear lord. Before my brother moved out, he’d always tell me as a joke that whenever he was left home alone, he’d walk around the house naked. Now I don’t believe he really did that, but I wouldn’t put it past him.

gosh my spotify recommendations are on crack