So the neighbors' kitten got into our yard. And naturally my sister and I wanted an adventure so we put on our masks and went outside with the plan of getting it and ringing their doorbell. But then it ran into our garden and then back into their yard through a hole in the fence. Minimal adventure :(
Falls onto bed and screams into pillow
Why does today have to be today
I thought my friend was gonna rant about her parents but she was actually ranting about a book lmao
I just gave all of the books in my trilogy titles, I quite like them in order they are
Building of Peace
Breaching of Trust
Breaking of Innocence
Yeah I'm pretty happy.
Fixed my whole bad mood.
I just gave all of the books in my trilogy titles, I quite like them in order they are
Building of Peace
Breaching of Trust
Breaking of Innocence
Yeah I'm pretty happy.
Fixed my whole bad mood.
Finding the right title for something is always insanely satisfying.
I personally think Grandma Sylvia is hilarious.
Though I will point out, Mox, that the separation is meant to protect the church.
Grandma Sylvia is comedy gold
the more i read the better it gets
Listening to "Misty mountains" and watching the world burn.
It's like looking into Mordor
Grandma Sylvia's out here writing her 7 page long homophobic petitions in cursive while I can barely sign my name, smh
Cursed anime filter on my cat
Cursed anime filter on my cat
This will be what the next Cats film looks like
it's cause kids these days aren't taught cursive and she didn't want the uneducated libtards to know what she wrote, obviously
Hey, I can read cursive!
Sort of?
I took cursive classes in 3rd grade anyways….
Okay so maybe I can't read cursive too well-
Oh I only know how to read cursive so I can pull a copy of the declaration of independence out of my bag and read it out loud if I ever have to break up with someone or help someone with a break up.
I can’t read cursive
I really, really can’t
Can’t write it either
They tried to teach it to me but it never worked
You came to the wrong website
I have been bingeing Tron: Uprising again and I'm a happy little bean
Brought to you by the attraction chapter in my psych textbook
"Mating starts with meeting"
"Passionate love often produces children"
Mentions of:
Wonderbras (yes, by name)
Shakespeare
Frog and Toad
A Rodgers and Hammerstein musical
Ah yes, nothing gets the ol' motor running quite like a children's book about anthropomorphic amphibians, am I right fellow allosexuals?
F-frog and Toad?
Yup. Just as an example of "close bonds" or something though
That sounds like a lit class
Brought to you by the attraction chapter in my psych textbook
"Mating starts with meeting"
"Passionate love often produces children"
Mentions of:
Wonderbras (yes, by name)
Shakespeare
Frog and Toad
A Rodgers and Hammerstein musical
Help I read it as "Sharkspeare" and now I can't stop laughing