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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I've been ✨radicalized✨"

“I need you to examine this naked rat.”
“…It has pants?”

To the tune of Say My Name

"Shave my legs! Shave my legs!"

"Hey guys watch this!" deep throats a breadstick

"Yikea" pronounced like ikea

"Hey guys watch this!" deep throats a breadstick

"Yikea" pronounced like ikea

yikea is my new favorite word

"Tell us your sentence."
«Voy a comer un pie.»
"NO-"

"What is the verb caminar?"
"COMMUNISM"

"A dream yes! Now a collective-"
"MASS HALLUCINATION"
"WHAT THE FUCK"

"I was lead to lead right after I read how to read ."

"Bigamy. Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while."
…
"It's when you have really huge BAL-

"Oh. I need to go to a garage sale in the next.. 20 years."

"You knew it.
"I know. I was just practicing my lying."

"You knew it.
"I know. I was just practicing my lying."

asdsfdgfh this reminds me of my characters lol

I will take that as a compliment bc that was me.

"Get up!"
"What truly is up? What defines up? A mere state of consciousness? Position relative to the bed? Cognitive function directly after waking? If I lie on the floor, am I still up?"

"DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING!"
"You cant settle if you dont have expectations aha (finger guns)"

"Hey Picrew? I need a male character"

Picrew:"Yes"

"fuck it. clicky fingers"
"stop detaching your prosthetic arm and making it type for you- it's weird"
"but clicky fingers"

(My siblings.)

(That was me after my dad tried to wake me up lmao)

"why do i have so many fake limbs?"
"because you were a mistake, so god is trying to erase you piece by piece"
"understandable, have a great day"

(My siblings.)

(That was me after my dad tried to wake me up lmao)

(I would simultaneously hate and be proud of you if I had to deal with that.)

"Time travelling toe thievery!"
"I feel like I just entered a portal I never wanted to enter."

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

Being straight is a talent

(My siblings.)

(That was me after my dad tried to wake me up lmao)

(I would simultaneously hate and be proud of you if I had to deal with that.)

(thank.)

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

Being straight is a talent

Thank you.

“So you bite baby Jesus- Wait. No.”

“Baby Jesus is toast!”
“Well yes, but actually no.”

“Can people stop stealing children.”

“Baby Jesus wouldn’t stick his finger in a light socket.”

“What would Jesus do.”

“You gotta do your cooking by the book.”
uncontrollable laughing

"would you please take a break from staring at the kids here and come look at these dolphins?"

"do you want to die?"
"well, yes, but actually no."

"what's it called when you mistake someone else's child for your own at a park like in the shows?"
"big brain moment,,"
"bad parenting-"
"there are two types of people-"
"accidental kidnapping."
"three. there are three types of people."

"do you want to die?"
"well, yes, but actually no."

I feel called out

"Have you seen Chicago? It's a bunch of toxic girls stripper dancing. You'd love it."

Don't call me out like that asdghfgj Chicago slaps