forum Share things nobody asked you to share

Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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One whirly pool right there

Accidentally called Jack Sparrow Jacket and I'll never call him anything else

Jacket's Charisma stat is like, hella

Also, Sneak 100 on Jacket's part

holy hentai
that thing just went in his mouth and came out his nose

Ah, yes
The stereotypical 'pirate swordfight up high on the boom(?)'

NOT A GOOD TIME TO GET MARRIED, KIDS
CAN'T THIS WAIT

I admit, it does make a cool scene, saying their vows and kicking ass at the same time
And the music? chef's kiss

Well-executed battlescene kiss
Oh, almost
You two are cute, but unguarded as hell

Listen Ash. I'm high off of pain meds, and I'm trying not to snort from laughter. I don't even know what's happening in lifeeee…..

How much does that chest weigh? Looks heavy, not a decent counterbalance when your other arm is swinging around

New scene idea: When Davy Jones pulls the chest up, and Jacket Bone Marrow along with it, Jacket leans in for a kiss

Just-
Shoot a monkey out of a cannon, go ahead

Jacket runs like he's an anime highschool girl trying to run down a flight of stairs as fast as she can to catch up with her senpai before he leaves for the summer

Ooh, he got stabbethed

Serious Dressrosa vibes

hmmmmm

omfg, he heckin' ded

Parasailing, but extreme

Oh, so they can make cannons pop out of the side of a ship in sync, but they can't walk in a straight line?

okay who just pulled a Merry and popped outta the ocean

wAIT HE ALIVE

Ooh the British boutta get fired upon

I've returned upstairs, that was interesting
My final verdict:
One Piece is the better pirate franchise

Y'all know the "I Amanda Greene with this contract I release part of my freedom to you there's a contract in every cigarette when you light up you sign up don't let tobacco control you" ad and you can't skip it? Well apparently there's a longer version where she talks MORE about something or other, idk I didn't watch the whole thing, and I learned that a few months ago but I've only gotten the long one twice ever and for some reason I just remembered and now I have to share my knowledge

I've never gotten that one but I keep getting the "to show how scary vaping is, we made a METAL MONSTER!" one
Like sir I think there's paths you could've taken before that one

I hate that one so much and I hate that I've gotten it so many times that I can mimic it

Ok so
A few hours ago
My fiancé picked me up
And he said that he was taking me somewhere that was going to be a surprise
And of course I asked him where he was taking me
And of course he didn't tell me
So we drove for like 45 minutes
And then he pulls up in front of the freaking Cheesecake Factory
And is like "Surprise"
And I almost started crying he is so perfect

I've got both of those, short and long versions
they're equally ingraved in my mind
also the metal monster one feels like a parody, that scream effect? that sounds like something i'd hear in a 0 budget roblox animated short making fun of the movie It

I've memorized the vaping commercials. Also the state farm ones where they use 80s and 90s songs to sing about insurance.

I hate that I've memorized them

My middle school choir had memorized this commercial about dip that went "smokeless doesn't mean harmless" due to the amount of times we got it while our teacher streamed our songs lol

Ash. I lived for your commentary. Also high key great job on physics.

commercial about dip that went "smokeless doesn't mean harmless"

…What?

I went to the beach today, went doughy came out crispy.
Didn't wear sunscreen some how didn't burn, got to the crispy stage but not burnt.
I also stepped on a sting ray and I feel really bad about it, the poor thing was just trying to live it's best life and then my awkward self had to step on it. It was kind enough not to sting me and I appreciate it's chivalry.

i have two twin cats that are my children that couldn't be more different and i would die for them (Sonto and Fiona, Sonto is 11.5 pounds, a male tabby, yellow/orange fur with a white belly and just wants to sit on people and Fiona is 4 pounds, a female tabby, gray with black stripes and a spotted belly and hates everything that breathes)