forum All the stupid things my baby sister says

Started November 03, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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me: why did you throw my socks?
rachel: bye bye sock

also, she refuses to accept the color red. i’ll say “it’s red” and she’ll YELL at me “NO”
like you can yell no all you want it’s still red

We got into a 5-minute argument this morning about the pronunciation of 'Beau'
She says it's bee-you
I'm like 'hon it's French'
My parents are like 'child, French is weird but it's pronounced bo'
And yet she still says it's bee-you

Emma was trying to reference the “It’s an avocado… thanks” vine but couldn’t remember how it went so she just shouted “Happy birthday! I got a turd”

Emma: “I just didn’t know that God could fly“
Mom: “well, it’s not as much that he can fly as it is he-“
Emma: “yeah, he’s just really tall. like sirenhead”

“WHO IS BLACK AND WHY DO I HATE HIM.”
~Emma, playing an innocent game of Among Us

I– inconvenient wording

Lol

My sister is screeching the alphabet at the top of her lungs

Also the other day she completely insulted me by saying, “Duh, Mack”

“UwU, wats dis?”
~Emma, in public, at my cousin’s wedding.

oh. oh no lmao

“Siri is naked”

not sure where gabby got that idea but oh well

So the other day, my sister wanted to set a timer for 89 minutes, then proceeded to throw a fit when Google set a timer for an hour and 29 minutes

ah, children

My sister has a thing where she calls me down for dinner.

So one night she’s like, “MACK DINNER TIME.”

And I’m like ok and head down stairs, and turns out dinner wasn’t going to be done for another ten minutes. My sister knew I it wasn’t done yet.

Kid tricked me into coming down stairs so I could play with her.

this two year old is a genius

My sister has a thing where she calls me down for dinner.

So one night she’s like, “MACK DINNER TIME.”

And I’m like ok and head down stairs, and turns out dinner wasn’t going to be done for another ten minutes. My sister knew I it wasn’t done yet.

Kid tricked me into coming down stairs so I could play with her.

this two year old is a genius

That's cute! ❤

Emma got me a literal BTS Jungkook Barbie doll for Christmas so uh.
I have that in my possession now. thanks squish, I’ll cherish it

I keep forgetting to add her quotes to this list and now I’m forgetting them DDD:

anyway today she told my parents she doesn’t wanna be called “Emma”, she wants to be called Princess Beauty.
So Princess Beauty over here just sneezed into her spaghetti-Os and continued to eat them, elegantly of course

unfortunately though my family had to ruin it with a transphobic joke so that was… fun

well now I wanna know what it was

it was something like “let’s hope that’s the only identity change she ever has, cause I don’t care how precious she is, if she starts going around saying “my new name is prince handsome, I identify as a transgender washing machine” she’s gonna be getting quite the whoopin from me lol”

not at all funny but like. when are they ever

gross that's not even a joke. not to mention that it's a non sequitur

I'm drinking this amazing raspberry tea(this is completely unrelated) and my sister comes into the living room, looks at me, and just says "I want to dissect you."

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