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@murphysgirl

Sit rep:

  1. I have a headache
  2. I hate psychology homework
  3. My room smells amazing because I'm burning my candle that smells like cologne
  4. My guinea pig is being adorable
  5. I'm wearing some of my favourite pants
  6. And fuzzy socks
  7. I get to go to a museum tomorrow
  8. Yay

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

My friend and I just Zoomed and we played a game where one person picks a random thing that the other has to go on a rant about and I picked a stapler and she went on a rant about how they get jammed then I picked up a stapler and made up a voice for the stapler and made the stapler be offended, then I introduced the stapler's wife, staple remover and they had some on-screen kissing then left and came back with their bundles of joy which was a box of 5000 staples
Then staple's deadbeat brother, stamp, came over and confronted staple remover about not telling him about the kids and in a fit of rage, he killed staple remover then when stapler saw what had happened he killed stamp then officer scissors arrested stapler for murdering his brother and the kids went to live with their neighbor, hole punch

@Milani eco

My friend and I just Zoomed and we played a game where one person picks a random thing that the other has to go on a rant about and I picked a stapler and she went on a rant about how they get jammed then I picked up a stapler and made up a voice for the stapler and made the stapler be offended, then I introduced the stapler's wife, staple remover and they had some on-screen kissing then left and came back with their bundles of joy which was a box of 5000 staples
Then staple's deadbeat brother, stamp, came over and confronted staple remover about not telling him about the kids and in a fit of rage, he killed staple remover then when stapler saw what had happened he killed stamp then officer scissors arrested stapler for murdering his brother and the kids went to live with their neighbor, hole punch

how…. im in love… thats a better story than i could ever write!!

@Pickles group

Got my calc homework done. Working on psych because I really don't wanna do my English stuff. And I watched the new Barbie movie this morning

@murphysgirl

My mom brought home a chick and I don't know what to do with it.

Update: the chick's name is Twitter and it had a bath and a blow dry with the hair dryer. It is officially a fluff ball.

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

3.6K likes on a youtube comment
this is literally the most attention I've gotten anywhere, ever, all for a reply i made in like 20 seconds about how d'angelo wallace is smart
what the heck-

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

It can also stand for Multi Animator Project in other contexts tho

@south-is-a-tad-bit-outraged

the local children already think i’m a witch, but last night i was walking my dog who’s literally the size of a bear whilst barefoot and singing clairo under my breath at night, and i saw some kids looking out the window and i looked at them and they screamed and ran away, and i feel kinda bad for scaring them but the vibe was pleasant

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

the local children already think i’m a witch, but last night i was walking my dog who’s literally the size of a bear whilst barefoot and singing clairo under my breath at night, and i saw some kids looking out the window and i looked at them and they screamed and ran away, and i feel kinda bad for scaring them but the vibe was pleasant

Use this to your advantage.

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I just finished my Conlang word dictionary! Now I’m gonna translate a little bit of a book to see if I forgot any important words, I’m soooo excited!