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"Oh yeah! Evan's new boyfriend. Don't tell me they aren't dating, did you see those bitemarks in Evan's shoulder and those hickies? I'll go help him a bit. Just boring band stuff." She shrugged as she finished tuning it.

Derlik chuckled. Yes, he'd seen the marks.
"Alright then. Anything you could suggest I could do?" Derlik hummed, laying down on the bed with his head hanging off as he looked at Eveyln upside down.

"Dunno. Don't kill people." She said with a shrug as she got up and headed to the next room and knocked on the door. Evan was gone by this point, and there was some low moans coming from the room. "ACTUALLY I'm hungry let's go get food!" She grabbed Fun's hand and walked off too the elevator, guitar strung across her back.

Derlik had been very prepared to find someone to 'not kill,' thinking to himself that if they never died Evelyn couldn't say he did anything against what sure said, when she came back and grabbed his hand. He got up, coming with her. He chuckled when he heard the noises coming from the other room.
"Food sounds good," he said, looking amused.

"Man Evan's getting more dick then I do. That's quite the change. Usually he's complaining about me. Oh well. It happens." She sighed and dragged him out of the hotel and began to walk down the street, humming to herself as she looked around. "I forgot how big and beautiful New York is." She mused, looking around with a certain glimmer of memory in her eyes.

Derlik walked with Evelyn's hand in his, chuckling softly.
"I see, I see…" Derlik trailed off, looking around. He'd missed so much in the past four hundred years…
"It is beautiful," he said softly.

"Upfront it is. It hides dark secrets inbetween it's alleyways and closed doors of dirty apartments. Don't be fooled by the billboards and businessmen in sharp suits. A lot of them are horrid people overall. So. Don't get too caught up in The Big Apple, City of Lights." She turned into Mcdonald's and ordered herself some food, rocking on her heels.

Derlik smirked a bit as he looked around.
"Is it wrong of me to say that makes it even more beautiful for me?" Derlik smiled a bit, looking around. He let out a soft hum when Eveyln ordered her food, watching in curiousity.

"I guess. And leave OFF the pickles! Friggin nasty." She shook her head and stood back, head on his arm as she waited. "You gonna order something sugar? Also I'm honestly terrified of New York most times. Especially at night. Been cornered in too many alleyways to not be."

Derlik looked up at the boards with the food.
"Ah… I don't really know. I don't know what these foods are." Derlik rubbed the back of Evelyn's hand a bit.
"Well, that's not gonna happen anymore. I'm back in town, and soon we'll see just how many of my gods remain."

"…okay? I'm not being hurt by gods. Oh! Get me another burger and a side of fries please, with a medium soda. Thank you." She smiled. "Also you may not like their burgers. They taste as cheap as they are. I make better burgers than here but oh well that's the fast food industry." She swung their hands back and forth a bit boredly.

"Hm? Oh no, I wasn't meaning to say it like that! I'm just saying, I had hundreds under me before, and if that's still the case, then there'll be a huge shift in power in this city." Derlik hummed a bit as Evelyn ordered.
"Ah. Then perhaps some time I'll be able to have some. And I'm not the best judge in taste for things like this- I don't know what a burger even is…" Derlik chuckled softly.

"Ya know cows? Yeah. Burgers are cow meat patties, topped with cheese, ketchup and mustard on the most basic of levels. People like to add stuff on top of their burgers like lettuce, onions, shit like that. Also. Please kill our president. Donald Trump is TRASH. An absolute garbage man of a human being." She smiled and paid, then sat down at the least gross looking table and waited for their meal to be prepared. "And even then that's being nice."

"Oooooh, okay then. Sounds like it should taste good." Derlik sat down with Evelyn, chuckling some.
"I'll do my best. Ah… can you explain what a president is?" Derlik hated that he didn't know all of these things that seemed do common place in this world.

"No." She laughed and grabbed their order,sat down, and started eating. She started humming to herself as she ate. "Do some research. Go to a library or something."

Derlik huffed a bit.
"Then I'm going to be spending a lot of time buried in books." He chuckled softly. "Would you be joining me?" He started eating his own food, thinking a moment.
"This is what passes as food nowadays?"

"Yup. You ate at the height of luxury foods. Now it's just cheap." She snarfed down her first burger in seemingly seconds, which was sort of impressive. "And naw. I gotta practice with the band. We've got a show in 3 days, we got work to do. Sorry sugar tits." She said with a shrug as she sipped on her soda casually.

Derlik let out a sigh.
"I figured as much. Well, while you're practicing, I'll be in the nearest library, then." Derlik set his food down, picking his soda up.
"Okay, this tastes like sugar and sadness."

"So you're tasting me then." She said with a laugh. She leaned over and kissed his nose and stole some fries from him, and ate them. "It actually isn't that bad. You just have a refined taste." (I feel like Derlik in his deepest dom space would have a heavy god complex and have Evelyn call him God and nothing else. Maybe?)

(Makes sense lol)

Derlik chuckled a bit.
"Yes, I suppose I do. What else would you expect of someone like me?" Derlik let out a soft hum, taking the chance to move in and kiss Evelyn, humming a moment.
"Hmm, I'd say you're more salty than anything." he laughed a bit.

"I wasn't talking about those lips. Also ouch. Don't ya know true loves kisses is supposed to be sweeter than sugar and the best thing you've ever tasted? I'm not some salty bitch, I'm just a bitch." She stuffed a few more fries in her mouth and started on her second burger.

Derlik let out a soft breath.
"I'm sure it is, when you don't have a mouth full of fries." Derlik kissed Evelyn's cheek. "And what if I don't like sugar? What if I prefer earthy, or spicy?" Derlik smiled softly, joking a bit.

"Spicy food is nasty. Mom makes a lot of earthy food though." She nodded as she finished her food. "Are you gonna finish your Sad Meal or do you want me too?" She asked.

"You can," Derlik said, chuckling softly. He moved his food over to Eveyln, smiling a bit.
"It'll be interesting if I still have any followers," he mumbled, seemingly off topic.

"Probably not. Everyone is hyper chrisitan. I'm not of course, I'm Wiccan like my mother but. Most people are." She shrugged and kissed Derlik's cheek and then began to eat the rest of his food. "You'll have to meet my large family sometime."

Derlik let out a sigh.
"That Jesus piece of shit can suck my ass. He's been a problem for years." Shaking his head, Derlik took another sip of his soda.
"And that'd be nice. When do you think we'll have time to, though?"

"Dunno. When I return back from San Fran. This is the last city in my tour then it's homewards." She nodded as she ate some more fries. "Though I have quite the large chaotic family. So. Don't be alarmed. And if you hurt any of them I will break up with you and become a christian. Don't test me."

"Alright then." Derlik smiled. "And I love chaos, this'll be fun." He put his hands up.
"And I won't harm a hair on their heads, I swear." He'd do his best to, too. He didn't want Evelyn to hate him, not at all, which meant he'd play by the rules. Mostly. Somewhat.

"I don't believe you for talk is cheap and actions are more truthful then the words of a snake tongued god BUT your word is all I'm being offered currently so I'll take it." She shrugged as she finished her food, stood up, and tossed it before grabbing her things. "We outta head back. I've got practice to attend too and a show in a few days."

Derlik pouted just a bit.
"Fine, if you don't believe me you don't believe me. Still, I know better than to hurt those you care about- I don't want to hurt you like that." Derlik stood when Evelyn said they should go, nodding some.
"I'll find something to do, then."