"so wait, who's the best girl of danganronpa v3?"
"himiko–"
"-busts the door down- SORE WA CHIGAU YO-"
"-in unison- what the fuck"
"i'll have you both know that shuichi saihara is best girl and that's final."
this doesn't need any context, it's perfect just the way it is
"Just another reason to hate 1800s English law."
"I never thought I would eat a pickle raw."
"Hey, who were those 2 gay roman soldiers that fell in love?"
"….."
"Oh sorry that was too vague, everyone was gay back then. I mean the ones that fought with Greece and then one of them ended up dying."
"…..I- what??"
"Sorry, was I still to vague???"
"Hey, who were those 2 gay roman soldiers that fell in love?"
"….."
"Oh sorry that was too vague, everyone was gay back then. I mean the ones that fought with Greece and then one of them ended up dying."
"…..I- what??"
"Sorry, was I still to vague???"
(Wait, you mean Achilles and Patroclus? They were both Greek, as far as I know.)
"Hey, who were those 2 gay roman soldiers that fell in love?"
"….."
"Oh sorry that was too vague, everyone was gay back then. I mean the ones that fought with Greece and then one of the
m ended up dying."
"…..I- what??"
"Sorry, was I still to vague???"
(Wait, you mean Achilles and Patroclus? They were both Greek, as far as I know.)
(Honestly probably, but idk. I wasn't the one saying it, it was my friend)
“Alex the gorilla is black”
“No, Alex is white”
“Yes Alex Trebek is white. However Alex the gorilla is black.”
“No Alex the gorilla is white.”
“Ok now i think your getting your Alex’s confused”
"He's living it up kiwi style."
“He knows I’m not wearing pants!”
"i have an idea, hina"
"yeah, what is it?"
"a sprite edit of shuichi hugging kokichi. make it tomorrow and i will give you a sprite edit of nagito holding a hajime body pillow"
"bet"
-the next day-
"okay i did it"
"bro, send it"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-94cbea7ea0f8087c5b2cab8efe8852a6"
"amazing"
"i have an idea, hina"
"yeah, what is it?"
"a sprite edit of shuichi hugging kokichi. make it tomorrow and i will give you a sprite edit of nagito holding a hajime body pillow"
"bet"
-the next day-
"okay i did it"
"bro, send it"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-94cbea7ea0f8087c5b2cab8efe8852a6"
"amazing"
where's the other sprite edit op
"i have an idea, hina"
"yeah, what is it?"
"a sprite edit of shuichi hugging kokichi. make it tomorrow and i will give you a sprite edit of nagito holding a hajime body pillow"
"bet"
-the next day-
"okay i did it"
"bro, send it"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-94cbea7ea0f8087c5b2cab8efe8852a6"
"amazing"
where's the other sprite edit op
my friend hasn't sent it to me yet lemme remind her
(okay she said she's working on her part of the deal rn and that it might take her a while before it's ready)
(Paint me like one of your French girls)
(i just realized i put this in the wrong thread at first but here's this-)
"so, did you finish the thing yet?"
"just a few more finishing touches."
"okay, i'll wait-"
-a few minutes later-
"okay bro, i finished it"
"dude, shut up and fucking send it i'm excited to see how it came out"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-23b7e749b3576470e58e4107078e13d3"
"i- this is legendary. absolutely legendary"
"print it out and tape it to your wall, i dare you"
"haha no"
"Acid Andy"
"Heroin Hank"
"Ecstasy Ellen"
"Oxy Ozzie"
"LSD Lucy"
"Shroomy Sharon"
"Guys stop clogging up the chat"
"When we said that Marty died of a coke overdose, we meant the beverage."
"Ah yes, a mood in its natural habitat."
"There are no sins in math class, right?"
"Uh… sureee."
"I do not have babies in the cabinet."
"My tongue! It is just too slow."
"We're gonna fight in the bus parking lot but with guns!"
"Criminals. But like,-"
"Funky!"
(text wall incoming, but it's worth it)
Spoiler - click to show.
"If you hatch two monkeys and then you breed them together to make some kind of plant-loving man and then one day, that plant-loving man decides, 'you know what, plants aren't cutting it for me anymore. I'm gonna do it with a like-minded individual to make some kind of snake-choker and then two snake-chokers decide to pound pissers and make a ginger caveman. Now obviously a ginger caveman could only ever be loved by another ginger caveman, have you seen that unibrow? So, they're gonna do it and make some kind of sheep-stabber. Now the sheep-stabber stabs another sheep-stabber but not with the knife, and they make the greedy muppet. Two greedy muppets bang and they make the happy dude, who makes a nun and then we travel in time, and two nuns make a villager and my question is how many monkeys are in a villager? My educated guess is there are no monkeys, just pure concentrated evil, and if evil decides to hook up with evil, then we get a whole lot of extra evil."
"Oh you don't like the fact that they were procreating?"