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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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The clown husbandry community on Tumblr.
I'm intrigued but scared.

Let's see that Tumblr page link Jyn. I'm gonna go check it out.

Just search up "clown husbandry"
I don't have Tumblr, I just watched the StrangeAEons video on it

Now that was classy

You know how it's perfectly ok to swallow a small ice cube? Then why does it feel so wrong.

Because you're swallowing a freezing piece of delicious death

Fellas is it vegan to give fish to the homies?

I literally laughed.

You know how it's perfectly ok to swallow a small ice cube? Then why does it feel so wrong.

You're brain knows it's ok, but your body doesn't. So basically
your Brain is Sam and your Body is smeagle
Brain: Why don't you just swallow it.
Body: Stupid Brainses, We Can'ts Has Solids, We Must STarve!

Me: Swallows fruit snack
Brain: Is this??? okay?? it fits down the Hole, but is it??? safe???
Body: Mmm yes give me m̶̢̲̮̗̩͉̤̹̞̙͚͔̈́̔̔̑͌o̶̗͕̫͂̅́̄ŗ̸͕͉͇̥̳͙̘̤̈́̈́ͅę̵̡̤̠̼͓̭̯̤̝̩͓̩̪̻̏̀̕͘̕͝͝

combine the two and eat frozen fruit straight from the bag

Ohoho I have

same

I've poured an ungodly amount of frozen cherries into a bowl and eaten them with chopsticks in 5 minutes

Cromnch

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Welp got another thing to add to the bucket list

I've poured an ungodly amount of frozen cherries into a bowl and eaten them with chopsticks in 5 minutes

Frozen blueberries and bananas are the bomb frozen. (As are pomegranate seeds) plus the bluberries provide a worthy challenge for chopsticks you should try it

Slice up some bananas, cover them in melted chocolate, and freeze them.

My sister is preg and always complaining that her b*obs hurt.

I have contributed. Goodbye, now.

Slice up some bananas, cover them in melted chocolate, and freeze them.

^^^

I gulp down whole peach slices. It works better if you tilt your head back.

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

my sisters are watching she ra and i just rerealized how gay i am for adora

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

Inhale Can I marry your friend-

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

Inhale Can I marry your friend-

Please do she's a lonely bi and she needs companionship

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

your friend is a genius
also tell her that you can anonymously send a potato with custom text, they won't let you do harmful messages but you can confuse the shit out of somebody

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

your friend is a genius
also tell her that you can anonymously send a potato with custom text, they won't let you do harmful messages but you can confuse the shit out of somebody

Sign him up for a bunch of subscriptions to random magazines

I love hearing about petty annoyances like yes bb steal your ex's remotes, yes tell me about the time you hacked into your ex's twitter account and slowly drove him insane, I stan you, what a queen, I desire to do something like that one day

I had a friend who bought some of those cheap keys, like from like a kids store and they had a "if lost return to" area and she wrote her ex's name and phone number on it, and dropped them everywhere. From malls, to grocery stores, she let them fly. She's ordered about 300 more and plans to do the same thing. This guy is going bonkers bc he can't figure out who is doing it to him, but it's really funny. Also, there is a website where you can buy animal crap and send it to your enemy. It's anonymous, so they have no idea who sends it so them. (Just thought someone should know his info)

your friend is a genius
also tell her that you can anonymously send a potato with custom text, they won't let you do harmful messages but you can confuse the shit out of somebody

Done. She knows. And I quote, "he's gonna get one weird ass potato message."

I admire your friend