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Keres: Crushes are the worst.
Will: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Keres: You're always acting stupid.
Will: Yeah, don't think too hard about that one.
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Will: I never make the same mistake twice.
Acyn: He makes it four or five times, just to be sure.
Will:
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Dimitri: Raising a family is hard.
Kenna: Not if they're buried close enough to each other.
Dimitri: What?
Kenna: What?
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Acyn: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Will: Thank you.
Acyn: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Will: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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Verena: 9-1-1 what's your emergency.
Verena:
Verena: What do you mean your being murdered.
Verena:
Verena: That's illegal, people can't do that.
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Will: Keres, I'm so happy I could kiss you!!!
Keres: Uh… thanks!
[later]
Keres, laying face down on Kenna's bed: I can't believe I thanked him, Kenna. Thanked him. He wanted to kiss me and I said, "thanks". Why? Because I'm a huge moron.
Kenna, patting Keres's back: Hey, don't beat yourself up over it. Things like that happen. Remeber when Nakoa said he loved me?
Keres: Didn't you say "neat"?
Kenna: I said neat.
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Nadia: Kenna told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Asteria: Get what?
Nadia: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
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Nakoa: Why are you so small?
Kenna: I am weighed down by all my sins.
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Verena: Kenna is at that age when a girl has only one thing on her mind?
Caspian: Boys?
Verena: Overthrowing the monarchy.
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Nakoa: Who hurt you?
Kenna, sarcastically: You want a list?
Nakoa: Yeah, actually. If you could also organize it from "closest to me" to "farthest away from me" that would save a lot of time.
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Nakoa: We had a bonding moment!
Nakoa: I cradled you in my arms!
Kenna: Nope, don't remember it, didn't happen.
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Goddess of death: Your time has come.
Nakoa: Hold on, let me ask Kenna real quick.
Goddess of death: That's not how this works-
Nakoa: She said no.
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Verena: Do you want a couple extra minutes to review before the test?
Kenna: No, we die like men.
Tanith: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Kenna: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
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Acyn: I'm Will's emergency contact.
The healer: So… you're here to pick him up?
Acyn: I'm here to remove myself as Will's emergency contact.
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Will: If you hurt Acyn, I'll kill you.
Caspian: If I hurt Acyn, I'll kill myself.
Will: Not if I kill you first.
Acyn: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
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[in the middle of the war, and the rebels are loosing]
Kenna: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Nakoa: … A good plan, where no one dies?
Kenna, about to sacrifice herself: Let's not make assumptions quite yet.
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Will: You won't hit me! I've got a witness.
Eira: Turn around, Acyn.
Acyn: (turns around)
Will: …Acyn?
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Dimitri, trying to cheer Eira up: Come on, Eira, Kenna can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Eira: No, she's good at that to.
Dimitri: Well, there has to be someth…
Dimitri: Wait, what?
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Keres: My soulmate needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Will: Hey Ke- (crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with him)
Keres:
Keres: I want that one.
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Dimitri: Why would you give a sword to Ilaria?!
Verena: She felt unsafe!
Dimitri: Well now I feel unsafe!
Verena:
Dimitri:
Verena: Do you want a sword?
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Caspian: Can we talk about the letters you sent to the Elite?
Kenna: It was just an update.
Caspian: It just says, "I'm back on my bullshit".
Kenna: People need to know.