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@RedTheLoveless

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

I don't really watch movies lol

I don't either but John Mulaney introduced me to him through a bit and now he's fucking haunting me

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

I don't really watch movies lol

I don't either but John Mulaney introduced me to him through a bit and now he's fucking haunting me

Ooh I do like John Mulaney-

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

alright, just copied a list
some of them are really weird and others suck kale but it’s what I found

I feel gross reading this
I wanna eat an entire bowl of chicken flavored ramen with egg to cleanse myself of what I’ve had to type

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Are avocados sexy now??? Is this what the AllosTM are up to nowadays?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

As someone who eats a hecc ton of avocado, not once have they ever been disobedient, nor have I ever needed to slap them
a more realistic line would be “I’m going to squish you every day until you’re nice and ripe so I can cut you in half and blend your flesh into pasta sauce for my shrimp and avocado fettuccine” but apparently that’s not sexy enough or something and it’s also not vegan

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Mine would be "can I angrily cut you open with a knife and squeeze you into a bowl, then mash up your insides with some tomatoes, lemon juice, garlic, and salt so I can eat it with my chips?"

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

It literally says "you were an English kid who loved shit like Frankenstein", I didn't take this quiz to be called out in my own home-