forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"This here is an archetype I like to call 'what the fuck'."

"Instead of a funeral, I want an after-death party where they put my ashes into party poppers."

"Also… why do piranha plant have bone in it?!"

"It can't be that illegal."

"they think you're a prostitute"
"good thing i am"

"Stratum Corneum- the Horny Layer"
"Hey, that's where my friends are!"

“Can I use the house phone“
“No I need to call my doctor for my osteoporosis”
“Wow I didn’t know you had that”
“I don’t“

“I need you to get something green for me”
Gets a watermelon

“Anybody want some watermelon”
“Yes“
“Well you can’t have any“

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

"Senior prank, shoot the Trump supporters."

"Is that a foot joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

I choked
Which, I mean….that is sort of Vader's thing so

Resonsibi-titty

"As a straight person, I am confused. …Wait that's not right. I'm not straight. But I am confused."

"Freedom! 'Cause it's free to be dumb and expensive to be smart."

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

I choked
Which, I mean….that is sort of Vader's thing so

You have watch all the star wars HISHEs right?

Me or Ella? I have not.

You. There's this running joke about Vader getting super excited about being a dad.

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

"This isn't ancient times. He doesn't get to marry my sister when I'm dead!"

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

Maybe? I remember the skit one they did where Obi Wan kept slicing off Anakin’s arms.

"His outfit isn't nearly short enough."

“Hey guys, remember, women are like parking spots. all the good ones are always taken, so you gotta take the disabled ones when no one’s looking”

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

Maybe? I remember the skit one they did where Obi Wan kept slicing off Anakin’s arms.

Yep that's the one

"His outfit isn't nearly short enough."

"What do your elf eyes see?"
"Too much, Aragorn."

"Did you HAVE to bring the chair?"
"Its plastic is comforting to me."

"generically modified organs"

"That's a good-ass hole."
"What?"

"Wait, if you're the Dungeon Mother, does that make him Dungeon Fathe–NEVER MIND-"
Mutters "Dungeon Daddy?"

"What state is closest to the former Soviet Union? This one's easy!"
-a few seconds later-
"Who said Michigan?"
"Earth is flat!"

"Is our [band director] wild or was he bred in captivity?"
"We took him from the wild and domesticated him."
"Why did we domesticate him?"
"For our own…personal use."
"[Redacted]!"

"The nuggies were a mistake."

Voice cracking wildly
"wE dON't tAlK ABOuT thE aCorN fAMilY!"