forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"California is just three Kentuckys stacked in a trenchcoat."

I'd like to argue that there's at least 1 Ohio in that stack

"This spellcaster needs some flavor."

“I’d crossdress as femboy Trump any day”

"here's the pitch: G.I. Joe, except he's a hentai artist"

"You're alive and there"

"I just have to bag up my stuff- don't take that out of context"

"Where's the stuff that will make me die?"

"He arrived in great condition, I was happy with the size and everything."

"thicc water"

"Stocking meat for the apocalypse, doodly doo, we're all gonna die-"

"Baby Shark was an actually an ancient chant that opened a portal to Hell, and that's what happened to 2020."

"The real treasure is the journey and the friends you made along the way! Unless you don't have any friends, in which, uh, at least you got some exercise."

"We're gonna be an old lady in a trenchcoat and pretend to have dementia so they don't make us leave."

in what I can only describe as the closest approximation a human can do of Ella's uwu voice "So not only is it a new neighborhood, it's a new neighborhood with a rodent infestation."

"Your little knees sure must be sore from jumping to conclusions!"

"Stella killed President Kennedy!"
"…She's six."

"Holy shit, are you the pineapple god or something?"

“How to Tell Friends They are Heretics: a Guide to Dying Alone”

“How to Tell Friends They are Heretics: a Guide to Dying Alone”

Actual footage of me criticizing the pastor at a relative’s funeral.

"You've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

"'Going there'? Going where-ohhhhh ew no everyone was already doing it way before graduation."

"Oh, look at me, my dad taught me nothing, I can't use a Devil Fruit."

"Little boy? He's 14, he just happens to be a tiny man because of a life-threatening illness!"

"If their hair is bright yellow or pink, they're good. If their eyes are blue, there's a 50/50 chance they're either good or terribly evil."

"Let him cook for the mice!"
"Reverse Ratatouille."

"What would she impulse buy at the grocery store? Lettuce. Just a whole head of lettuce."

“You’ve been hit by! You’ve been struck by! BiG YiKeS cHaD!”

"cause we're all wholesome and friendly here #positivifUCK-"

"F is for FUCK!"

“He’s not German, remember we cleaned him. He’s French.”

“And he just kept on peeing!”
…
“And then you do it just a little.”
“sprinkler noises”

"They're like, fresh out of the womb!"

"That's like no nut november for virgins."