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@Pickles group
"Karma can't save you!"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I'm a Pisces which clearly means that my parents banged in May."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"The only straight thing about him is the hole straight through his chest."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(^^^^Did the sexy dance.)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"IT DOESN'T CONFORM TO THE RULES OF ENGLISH!"
"Please, the rules of English are mostly just elaborate suggestions."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Now that I've walked in the lake, the soles my feet are tenderized and ready to cook, so fire up one of these grills and let me stand on it!"
@Pickles group
"Mary Poppins and Miss Piggle Wiggle have very similar vibes and it's unsettling."
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(Why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave?)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Lol yes.)
@Pickles group
(my gut instinct is to say that Miss Piggle Wiggle is infinitely more terrifying looking back, but we're rewatching Mary Poppins and she has her moments-)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Canon Poppins gave the children her fingers to eat.)
@Pickles group
(I'm scared to read the books ngl)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(Canon Poppins was sort of a bitch, not gonna lie)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(You're not wrong.)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"So if you happen to find a spare breast lying around, cut it open for free water balloons."
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(I'm not a fan of absurdism so I didn't like the books too much, I liked Robertson Ay though. Wholesome side character.)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Tbh I don't remember who that was.)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"This feels great, but it sort of hurts my spine. Ah, the things I do for The Aesthetic-"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(He was the servant boy, but also implied to be the Fool/the Jester from a story Mary tells)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Mom said it's my turn with Oscar-"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"The Great Wilde Debate-"
"The one about the radio host or the one about the cat?"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
Y'know, the context that I'm currently engaged in a debate/bet about how a cat I've met three times got his name makes this better. My bet is that he's named after Oscar Wilde. If I don't win I will be Disappointed.
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Why can't I lick my friend's notebook?"
@Rainy_day_artist_classic group
"Whoever planned this design needs to be fired."
"It was the carpenter bee."
"Well then, my good sir, you are fired."
"So, let me get this straight, there's 96 bowling alleys because- and I quote- 'bees like to party'?"
Whisper chanting "Skin, skin, skin, skin-"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
To the tune of Let it Be “What are you doing in my swamp what are you doing in my swamp what are you doing in my swamp.”
@Pickles group
"Sir. sIR you are not riIich"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
*chanting*
"Ancient cheese with a deadly disease, ancient cheese with a deadly disease, ancient cheese-"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
“He might look like a bird poop but he’s my newest friend.”
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"People were dying all the fuckin' time back then."
"Yeah, it was like, a major pastime. That and baseball."
"That and racism."
"You don’t have to be the best, you just have to sell cocaine!"
"If you’re gonna have seizures, bring your own like, donkey."
"On the count of five, we’re gonna start a fire and then record a podcast."
"We can just write a whole fanfiction about this story and never get to the cannibalism."
"Do you wanna see the hottest ankle I've ever seen?”