forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"you know, if grover from sesame street wants to see my asscheeks, just let him, I'm too tired for this"

lkjlewegfndskoperdfnk mood of the day

"Good job Soos. Have a chicken nugget."

"The real treasure was the journey and the friends you made along the way. Unless you don't have any friends, in which case, um, at least you got some exercise."

"Peanut free? I think you mean NUTLESS!"
"So an incel snack?"

You fucked up big time, which is hilarious and exactly what I needed to see but seriously you Fucked Up.

"Fingies go c r u m c h-"

"I'm a total snack and by a total snack I mean chewing gum cause while I can deal with your rancid breath I really don't want to be anywhere inside you and especially not your digestive systems"

"I'm a total snack and by a total snack I mean chewing gum cause while I can deal with your rancid breath I really don't want to be anywhere inside you and especially not your digestive systems"

So no vore?
Smashes phone and skateboard

Shut up, Jyn.

Shut up, Jyn.

-o-

"chill your worm tits, my friends"

"Fun fact: We were almost gonna get a dog that was part dingo."
"What happened, my fair maiden?"
"My mom was like 'hell no' and that was that."

"Sal Vulcano is going to visit you in the middle of the night, because he will detect that you are not a true H2hOe, and he is going to have eyeballs instead of fingertips, and if you do not hide under your covers within .5 seconds you will be inflicted with fingertip eyeball disease, i don't want that to happen to you so please follow the instructions"

…Share this post to stay safe.

but it only works if you copy and send it to 20 friends before midnight, obviously

Ofc.

“WHAT THE HELL, even target has better lighting, and they lost power!”

"But you know, it's a little alarming when a stranger is telling you more about Ted Bundy than you know about yourself."

“Your mom’s a WHOR-
…eable influence.”

“Bees are not your problem here, the fact that you’re just spraying honey on your arm so that you can lick it later is your problem here”

"Two words: Burger. Hair."

"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"

"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"

"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"

"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"

"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"

"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"

I know exactly what you’re talking about…

"The Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins–
Oh. OOOHHH. It just dawned on me what that meant."

"Do not boop that merry suicide bomber."

"What's her secret? It's her fake boobs, made from balloons, filled with coke!!!"

"Oops! looks like I had too much coke from one boob, now my chest is lopsided"

"That's all there is to it, you don't need to ask any questions, she's got coke in her boobs"

I know exactly what you’re talking about…

What?

"Itty bitty titty committee and big jugs club fight!"

"That's why she doesn't like anyone, no one can be near as attractive as high stoner garfield"
~my friends, about me

"Doesn't that just sound like [singing] NAUTICAL NONSENSE"