forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“Look at you strawberry Blonde YOU WONT GET OUTTA MY HEAD, I love it when YOU FINALLY GET OUTTA MY HEAD!”

"Stop feeding your biking habit."

"People in glass houses shouldn't thow bears."

"People in glass houses shouldn't thow bears."

I mean, they're not wrong

"Make some spaghetti, get away from the death scene."

"Both his moms are in his inventory."

"Your mother just died and you're doing the yiffy wiffy so loud right next door to the death scene."

“I think the ultimate power move is changing in front of your open window.”

OH MY GOSH IT'S THE THING!!!!!!!

did you have the misfortune of stumbling upon that as well
cause I’m in pain

The fact that Dom knows what that cursed sentence refers to and not me makes me Uncomfy

A super terrible vampire fic that I sent to Eris.

so that’s what you two were talking about-

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“her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh”

"Oompa-Loompas on crack"

"The great cheeto"

"You're putting green tea on your mouth?"
"Where do you think green tea goes?"
"IN your mouth."

"Da big round thing up in da sky-"

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"Hakuna your tatas!"

Nigahiga?

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

xD Reminds me of when my friend saw a cat on someone's porch and thought it was a big squirrel.

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“So it’s like the equivalent of me sticking a golfball up my urethra?”

I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

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“So it’s like the equivalent of me sticking a golfball up my urethra?”

I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

You don’t

"I was up at 3 AM watching you make jokes about Mothman's thicc ass."

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

W-what… o.o

"yes, all those milk stains"
"we are about to get milked for your pleasure"

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

_{i dont know why but this makes me think of "is this a pigeon?"}