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“Exactly!! I feel bad for everyone who does reality tv…except maybe the Kardashians, they’re kinda weird.”
“Exactly!! I feel bad for everyone who does reality tv…except maybe the Kardashians, they’re kinda weird.”
"We don't talk about them. Sheesh, they've got more scandals than I have bruises. And that's saying something."
“Honestly yeah. And that is saying a lot knowing what I know about you so far.” Before he could say any more, Jax suddenly appeared at his side.
“Hey Ethan remember that one really really annoying ex we don’t like well he’s here and he’s flirting with me so is it okay if I break his arm? Yes okay cool I’m leaving before you can process this byyye.” Jax said it pretty much all in one breath and almost managed to get away without Ethan stopping him but the other lunged out, catching Jax’s wrist.
“Oh no you don’t!”
Becca jumped out and grabbed his other wrist, pulling him back. "Not on our watch! I swear, it's like trying to control an overactive dog."
Ethan nodded in agreement while Jax struggled. “C’mon guys!! Just let me break the arm of the one guy.”
((Bro at this point I low key just want them to get in a poly relationship and be happy oof))
(I can get behind that! Should we just do it?)
"Nope, you're staying right here until you learn to control yourself. Which will probably be never but a girl can dream."
(:0 Honestly can we? that’d be great!)
Ethan nodded, pulling Jax down next to them. “Just chill out for a few minutes okay? You’re getting yourself all worked up for no reason.”
(Let's do it!)
"I swear, we're gonna need one of those child leashes just so we can make sure he doesn't go and get himself arrested."
Ethan chuckled softly. “Hey that’s not a bad idea. We should do that.”
“There’s no way in hell that I’d ever do that.” Jax grumbled, crossing his arms.
“Who said we were asking for your permission?” Ethan replied, flicking him in the forehead.
"If you acted more like a somewhat responsible teenager rather than a toddler on a sugar rush maybe then you'd be able to take part in the decisions, young grasshopper." She rolled her eyes, ruffling his hair.
“You guys are both big bullies you know that?” Jax scowled at the two of them and Ethan merely chuckled in response.
"Yes yes, we know. And that's why you love us." She smiled sweetly with a giggle.
“Nooooo, I hate you both!!” Jax whined and Ethan merely laughed more. “Oh my god Ethan stooooop!” Jax punched him in the shoulder.
She shook her head with a smile. "You're a real pair of knuckleheads, aren't ya? Well, more Jax than Ethan but my point still stands."
“I’m not a knucklehead!” Jax said with an offended gasp.
“Yes you are Jax, don’t lie to yourself.”
"When will you learn that 9 times out of 10, I'm right?" She pinches his cheek and laughs. "Silly boy."
“I don’t think he’ll ever learn.” Ethan commented, smirking.
“Ethan….you’re an asshole.”
"So are you but you don't see us calling you out, do you?"
“Yeah but you call me out on everything but that!” He protested
"Because we call you out on things that are more than surface level. Don't think about it too hard, you'll short out what few braincells you have."
Jax scowled, apparently giving up as he just rested his back against the wall, crossing his arms over his chest.
She looked up at Ethan, feigning innocence. "Did I win?"
“Oh yeah you definitely won.” Ethan held his hand out for a fist bump. “Good job.”
She fist bumped him with a triumphant grin. "I'll try not to steal so much of your thunder next time."
“It’s okay, there will be plenty more opportunities to bully Jax for us to share.” Ethan said, and Jax flipped the two of them off.
She blew Jax a kiss with her signature sweet smile. "The more you fight, the worse we get."
“Well you guys are already pretty awful to start with, especially you.” Jax said, glaring at her.
She placed a hand over her heart with a stunned gasp. "Really? Me? Jax, I'm honored that you think this is bad when it comes to me." She laughed.
“…I feel like one of these days you’re just going to kill me in my sleep.” Jax said to her, shifting closer to Ethan.
"Nah, when it comes to duos, it's never the psychotic one that does the killing. It's the calm one you need to watch out for." She glanced up at Ethan with a smirk.
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