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@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"Horses. Presidents?"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
There's a horse. In the White House.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"I'M BEING… Matriotic???"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
*singing * "Hand sanitizer, hand sanitizer, hand saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanitizer"
@Anemone eco
"You can go deepthroat your words like you do everything else."
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass."
"You…you wanna–eat some ass, you call Heapass"
(intense laughter)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"They be gentrifying dumpster diving."
@Anemone eco
"You must be a clementine, 'cause I just wanna open you up and eat you, Cutie."
@Yamatsu
"You can go deepthroat your words like you do everything else."
goddamn
@Anemone eco
(Yeah. But as the person that was directed to, it's all Grucci.)
@Yamatsu
(Yeah. But as the person that was directed to, it's all Grucci.)
(Ah. Understood. I suppose it would have to be directed to someone who knew you were joking, because that would otherwise be ruled in a court of law as a 1st-degree word-shivving.)
@Anemone eco
"Don't get close to me unless you want your ass beat."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"There's a nondescript bottle in our juice cabinet labeled "party hard" and it's only moderately concerning."
"We clearly have different definitions of 'moderate'."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
@Pickles group
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
The facts
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
Sexual Intercourse 2: Electric Boogaloo
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
Sexual Intercourse 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rated R
Which means I would have to hang out with a friend in a trench coat to go see it
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“You can put anything on a salad if you’re desperate enough”
“Anything?”
“Anything.”
@Anemone eco
(I mean, when you need dressing, you gotta do what you gotta do.)
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
(silently unzips pencil case full of ice cream)
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(dressing is gross)
@Anemone eco
(I agree. Undressing is better.)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(When I worked at a buffet I saw people mix salad dressing with cottage cheese)
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(Undressing is better.~~)
(absolutely the fuck not–)
@Anemone eco
(But why not?)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(When I worked at a buffet I saw people mix salad dressing with cottage cheese)
(Kill them all)
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
(dressing is what makes the salad taste good. without it’s just cronchy bitter leaf flakes)
@Anemone eco
"If she were alive she'd be disappointed."
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(then y'all be eating the wrong type of salad)
(this shit right here)
(is the best fucking thing on this planet)
(I've literally eaten entire bags of this after xc meets and stuff)
(it's so good)