I remember once I went to the pool in a swim shirt and shorts and this little 5-year-old girl asked me why i’m not wearing a real swimsuit like the other swimmers

Yeesh

I just haven't been feeling like swimming lately

I just haven't been feeling like swimming lately

I went once recently. I don't really like it so I only go when I'm invited to pool parties

I would be swimming more if my shirt, y'know, actually fit me. My trunks are fine, the shirt is ridiculously long. As a short guy, I'm offended. I don't want to get a fucking custom swim shirt. Fuck that.

I just bought a sports tank and like…really short athletic shorts, and they work perfectly, because it covers my body but still looks like a swimsuit? It's great

I would be swimming more if my shirt, y'know, actually fit me. My trunks are fine, the shirt is ridiculously long. As a short guy, I'm offended. I don't want to get a fucking custom swim shirt. Fuck that.

I'm picturing a tiny, angry Ace in an oversized swim shirt and I'm wheezing

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

DOM I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE

PICKLES I DIDN'T WANT TO PICTURE THAT

NEITHER DID I, BLAME DOM NOT ME!

FINE
DOM WHY

I am proud of myself for bringing more chaos into the world.

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

Sputters DOM NO

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

DOM I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE

PICKLES I DIDN'T WANT TO PICTURE THAT

NEITHER DID I, BLAME DOM NOT ME!

FINE
DOM WHY

I am proud of myself for bringing more chaos into the world.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE
(This would make a great incorrect quote)

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

dammit you made me laugh and now I’m choking on my ice cream ow

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

Sputters DOM NO

DOM YES!

I am proud of myself for bringing more chaos into the world.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE
(This would make a great incorrect quote)

You're right.

this is amazing

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

dammit you made me laugh and now I’m choking on my ice cream ow

Good, good.
Ohmygosh I realized that has Big Oleander Energy and I Don't Know How To Feel About That.

And wearing a bikini makes me extra uncomfy especially without clothes

I personally love my bikini.

what

Oh you should see me, my dear wife. I am exceedingly sexy.

dammit you made me laugh and now I’m choking on my ice cream ow

Good, good.
Ohmygosh I realized that has Big Oleander Energy and I Don't Know How To Feel About That.

You should feel ;)

Swimming trunks and or shorts for me…. Now if only I actually had somewhere to swim at; the lake is no more!

I like swimming but I have to wear ear plugs cuz my ears are crappy at being ears so talking to other people sucks cuz everything is muffled

my swimwear is actually this really pretty one piece that covers my arms and legs and has a little skirt and I actually really like it

People are setting off fireworks and I'm tempted to find them for the sole purpose of blasting Furret Walk

Swimming trunks and or shorts for me…. Now if only I actually had somewhere to swim at; the lake is no more!

The highway bridge going where the lake used to be and should be…. 😢😢😢

People are setting off fireworks and I'm tempted to find them for the sole purpose of blasting Furret Walk

Dew it.

People are setting off fireworks and I'm tempted to find them for the sole purpose of blasting Furret Walk

What's Furret Walk?

People are setting off fireworks and I'm tempted to find them for the sole purpose of blasting Furret Walk

What's Furret Walk?

I WON THE NOTEBOOK HUNGER GAMES
FEAR ME

BITCH I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR, TAKE THAT PTSD :DDD

I would be swimming more if my shirt, y'know, actually fit me. My trunks are fine, the shirt is ridiculously long. As a short guy, I'm offended. I don't want to get a fucking custom swim shirt. Fuck that.

I'm picturing a tiny, angry Ace in an oversized swim shirt and I'm wheezing

I can and will send a photo of this
Tomorrow
When I'm not tuning my lyre harp

I would be swimming more if my shirt, y'know, actually fit me. My trunks are fine, the shirt is ridiculously long. As a short guy, I'm offended. I don't want to get a fucking custom swim shirt. Fuck that.

I'm picturing a tiny, angry Ace in an oversized swim shirt and I'm wheezing

I can and will send a photo of this
Tomorrow
When I'm not tuning my lyre harp

I'll wake up at a reasonable time for the sole purpose of seeing that

BITCH I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR, TAKE THAT PTSD :DDD

GREAT JOB MIR!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!

Swimming trunks and or shorts for me…. Now if only I actually had somewhere to swim at; the lake is no more!

I would just go with swimming trunks, but I'm way too insecure about my body for that shiz, so a swim shirt is kinda a requirement for me

I'M PROUD OF ME TOO WHOOO