I hope I do something interesting enough to get turned into 4 movies

I'm like the least interesting person I know so I probably won't lmao

11

i win

Yall I fit like 10 of these. I am concerned

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Please no. That makes it 11. Please don't add more–

ah yes can’t wait for my dramatic movie detailing my very interesting life, all the school I don’t have, all the crushes I don’t have, all the friendships I don’t have, and all the amazing adventures I don’t have
It’ll just be 20 minutes of me microwaving pasta and then being angry at myself for eating but then eating the self hatred away until bedtime

Maybe a short film?

It’ll just be 20 minutes of me microwaving pasta and then being angry at myself for eating but then eating the self hatred away until bedtime

Ngl, that sounds like a great short film

Maybe a short film?

You and me, co-directing.

It’ll just be 20 minutes of me microwaving pasta and then being angry at myself for eating but then eating the self hatred away until bedtime

Ngl, that sounds like a great short film

It's like the lobster scene from the Lego Batman Movie but…longer

damn, im one away from winning

Maybe a short film?

You and me, co-directing.

Wait wait. You direct, I'll film it.

Tfw you find out your town is way more racist than you thought.

Tfw you find out your town is way more racist than you thought.

Oh?

what happened

also I think I found the unsatisfying movie from earlier but according to ratings I’m the only one who sees it that way and everyone else thinks it’s a classic and just finds this dude super charming for whatever reason
clearly i don’t watch enough 60’s movies

Which movie?

what happened

So apparently there was a teen (peaceful) street corner protest for #Blacklivesmatter or whatever and there were angry adults and cussing some cries of white power. So yay.

Which movie?

charade

Hey have yall heard the song Epoch?

I'm afraid I have not.

Welp I need to get my thoughts out
So its time for a Gay Panic™
And not in a I-saw-a-really-cute-person-and-idk-what-to-do kind of way
In a did-I-just-out-myself-to-my-parents-with-my-senior-quote kind of way.
Some background. My dad and I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine. We watched the newest season together. My mom kinda likes it and I know she has occasionally watched it with him.
Now. My senior quote was "Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place." which is a quote from the show. It is said by a gay man to a bi woman after she has come out as bi in that episode. I just got my yearbook today and my mom read it, but I don't know if she knows that episode or not.
And then a little bit ago I was grabbing something from the kitchen and my dad was there. His work makes these patches with their logo on them for the people that work there and he told me they were making pride ones (they've never done this before) and asked me if I would want one if he could get it for me. I said yes cause duh, rainbow.
But idk. I don't think he read my yearbook quote but maybe my mom told him about it? And maybe this is his way of silently supporting me? Or just kind of testing me out and seeing what I would do if presented with something that was a pride symbol? Am I just reading too much into this?

oh dang mox that's always scary.
I know this isn't the point but that is a solid senior quote
And y'know, maybe hopefully it is silent support? Assume the best and prepare for the worst, right?
Best case- silent support; worst case- bad homophonia
I'm sorry, my brain does not make words go right now (it's 2am and I found my old stuffed animals and I wanna hug them forever)

oh no
it’s so hot here it woke me up in my sleep
chinchillas can not be this hot or humid
they’re probably so uncomfortable
why isn’t the ac on
they’re gonna get stressed
we’ve got to move them to the basement, this level of warmth could kill them-

Maybe a short film?

You and me, co-directing.

Wait wait. You direct, I'll film it.

Hmm. I've always wanted to be more of a DP, but I'm no good with cameras yet. Deal.

Maybe a short film?

You and me, co-directing.

Wait wait. You direct, I'll film it.

Hmm. I've always wanted to be more of a DP, but I'm no good with cameras yet. Deal.

I can design the wardrobes and set

Hey have yall heard the song Epoch?

Savlonic and The Living Tombstone? Yes.

Maybe a short film?

You and me, co-directing.

Wait wait. You direct, I'll film it.

Hmm. I've always wanted to be more of a DP, but I'm no good with cameras yet. Deal.

I can design the wardrobes and set

Now we need someone in sound and editing, and we can all script it.

Are the chinchillas ok now?

dear braincells:
f you
you could’ve randomly generated a bunch of deep edgy fears that make you sound really cool or respectable, like the fear of losing the ones you love or being a toxic friend, but nooooo that would be too easy
now I can’t walk on certain areas of the floor without socks on, and sex jokes make me cry
thanks a lot, brain
I hate you

To be fair, the floor feels disgusting and you should have socks on so your feet don't get nasty