forum We're moving in together (closed)
Started by @berlioz
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what the how the actual feck

Gotta go fast

wheeze

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I shower with the lights on, window usually slightly open. 20 minutes tops, because I don't have much hair. and I am a certified Speed Shaver.

@berlioz

I claim the Abed Nadir esque meta character who gets caught up in their own fantasies/delusions, socializes in a weird way, but in the end cares about the group a lot.

@RedTheLoveless

I guess if I really want to treat myself, I'll have a candle burning with the lights off as I use up all of the hot water. This only really happens when I'm home alone though.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My mom still makes jokes about how she’s never gonna teach me how to shave cause then my showers will never end…

I learned three years ago
She hasn’t noticed

@Fraust

You know, the first time I tried to shave, I naturally never asked for help
So I ended up slicing my knee open on accident, panicking, and immediately getting out of the shower
Without shaving the other 3/4 of my legs
Pretty excitingggg

@Pickles group

Am I the only one with a lick of common sense and didn't cut myself horribly? I didn't do a great job but to be fair I still don't

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I didn’t cut my leg open until the third try and i surprisingly haven’t since
There was one incident with my arm but it wasn’t anything big so I don’t really count it

@Fraust

Like, I just tried to shave my knee while it was bent
I don't think I didn't have common sense, I just didn't know that was the wrong way to do it

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Why did y'all's parents not teach you lmao?
Am I the only one whose mom pulled them into the bathroom in seventh grade and taught?

@Fraust

Because I didn't a s k
I don't like asking for help, and I never have
And I was like "Pfft I just gotta slide this here blade along my laeg and like it'll be fine it's not that hard"
And it's not that hard, but I didn't know I shouldn't bend my knee

@Pickles group

I read a book in which the girl tried to shave and learned from that. My parents gave me an electric one but it's terrible and I hate it. So now I have the plastic ones from the dollar store (they're also bad but I hate them less)

@Fraust

I've got one of those fancy ones that is mega thicc and has the soap like, attached to it
So I don't need to use shaving cream (I do know how to use a normal razor tho)

@RedTheLoveless

I mean yeah she taught me, but we both have pretty sensitive skin, so she also taught me how to use Nair.

I use neither now. I don't really care to shave or use Nair unless I absolutely have to. Like my hair on my head may be brown, but my leg and arm hair are blonde, so shaving is pretty optional.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Why did y'all's parents not teach you lmao?
Am I the only one whose mom pulled them into the bathroom in seventh grade and taught?

my mom has minor brain issues and just kept forgetting
eventually i got too embarrassed to go swimming cause despite only wearing extremely modest swimsuits, you could still see my hair
so i went to wikihow

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I just don't shave, it's kinda a waste of time for me. Plus, I like having lots of hair! Makes me feel more masc and it looks fresh as hell to have makeup on than have hairy arms

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

at first i only did it cause i was terrified people would judge me but now it's just cause it helps me sleep better and makes everything feel soft

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Am I the only one with a lick of common sense and didn't cut myself horribly? I didn't do a great job but to be fair I still don't

I didn't cut myself when I first started shaving, but sometimes if I'm going fast I cut up my ankle and/or knee by accident.