'Kay, what? Connie pauses and turns towards Sly

I just didn't want you to leave feeling bad about the whole ordeal pal! Sly wags tail What's your name?

I should feel bad. All those energy drinks… Name's Connie.

No need to feel bad Connie! I shouldn't really drink coffee, but I do anyway cus who gives a flying flip!

I felt like a fricking yandere. I've never had that creepy giggle maniac mode. No more energy drinks for awhile Sips root beer

I feel you man. Sly scratched their head I get that sometimes and it doesn't even feel like it's me!

This turned into a rp. Uhhh, lets fix this.

Sorry guys!! We got to high on caffeine!!

Should I start one? I was kind of enjoying this…

I have no idea how official rp's work.

What bro it's easy! Besides, I'll do it nice and casual and help you ease into it if ya want!

'kay.

It's called Cool RP B) if you wanna join!

okay.

EVERYONE WE'RE SORRY FOR DESTROYING THIS THREAD!!! U CAN CONTINUE STATING WAYS YOU CAN TORTURE AND KILL PPL!

YEAH GUYS WE'RE GOOD NOW

YOU CAN GORGE THEIR EYES OUT WITH A SPOON

AND PUT STAPLES IN THEIR HEAD

I literally just said, "Shoot them with a staple gun."

Wait you can't because it will just annoy them. RIght?

Wat?

Nail gun

Pew pew pew

Dissect them alive. As torture. No numbing. No sleeping pills. They will feel the full pain of it.

Nailed it amiright?
Also….that's gruesome and cool and sick as frick bruh

You're a poet and didn't know it.
"Sick as frick."

That's what happens to a character in my novel so…..?

Unfortunately I am not a sick as frick poet and struggle with it I know it and if you stick around you'll see that the only thing you'll get from me is crap

Yeah I like to torture my babies.

???? I have no idea wat u were trying ta say.

Who me? I'm jus tryin ta say I am not good at poetry no not in the slightest