I just saw my brother today. Not an asshole pretending to be my family for the benefits–I actually saw my brother. He sat down next to me on my bed and told me how he was doing, and what he was doing. He told me how he's trying to get better and how he's making plans for the future. He told me how he wanted to make a change in the world. He told me how he has so many regrets. He told me how he's trying to give back by following our mom's path.
He's getting better.
For real? This is worth a holy shit and praise God.
Hell yeah. I'm not sure what religion he subscribes to, but I'm thanking whatever entity is watching over him–especially our mother for guiding him back to a better path even after she's gone.
Mmmm I've got limes in the fridge so I'm very happy
I don't want my hair. It sucks ass. But I don't want to get rid of it. Because I don't think I'll look at least decent without it.
Mmmm I've got limes in the fridge so I'm very happy
Might sprinkle some sugar on them
Mmmm I've got limes in the fridge so I'm very happy
Might sprinkle some sugar on them
My mouth is puckering on instinct
I'm eating a lime freezie pop
the good kush
I'm eating a lime freezie pop
the good kush
Mmmmm now I want a popsicle
I'm eating a lime freezie pop
the good kush
This is the dollar store, how good could it be?
Nice. I like lime freezie pops.
So guys. Who has Excel. I need homework help. You need do no actual mental work.
I have Excel.
You willing to sort of copy/paste my google slide onto that and send it back so I can share it with my professor?
I just remembered that I forgot to eat today brb
WHY DO RETAINERS SMELL SO FUCKING BAD IF YOU DON'T WASH THEM EVERY OTHE GODDAMN HOUR
WHY DO RETAINERS SMELL SO FUCKING BAD IF YOU DON'T WASH THEM EVERY OTHE GODDAMN HOUR
JKFH I FEEL YOUR PAIN I HATE RETAINERS BUT THEY'RE NECESSARY SAFDLY
Hey so my cat is snoring and it's absolutely adorable
But the thing is I didn't realize it was him snoring at first
I just heard this random sound behind me and just
"Oh well, death would come eventually"
BUT IT WAS JUST MY CAT BEING A BABEY
WHY DO RETAINERS SMELL SO FUCKING BAD IF YOU DON'T WASH THEM EVERY OTHE GODDAMN HOUR
JKFH I FEEL YOUR PAIN I HATE RETAINERS BUT THEY'RE NECESSARY SAFDLY
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FORGET TO WASH IT AND YOU'RE, LIKE, EATING SOMETHING SO YOU TAKE IT OUT AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE "OH JESUS CHRIST ABOVE WE GON NEED BLEACH FOR THIS BABY"
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
I love her
Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
I love her
Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong
Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
I love her
Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong
Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face
This is so unholy that I laughed
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
I love her
Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong
Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face
Ah, true love
Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.
MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same
I love her
Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong
Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face
Ah, true love
Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.
Still a better love story than 50 Shades
