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And include illustrations so I can smooch him. This is hopefully obviously a joke? Don't kill me? If Staple has a wife/girlfriend I'm definitely stealing her though.
And include illustrations so I can smooch him. This is hopefully obviously a joke? Don't kill me? If Staple has a wife/girlfriend I'm definitely stealing her though.
I'd pay a lot of money for The Ballad of Staple the Stapler
now im really temped to make Staple fan art lol I feel like you should know that in my dreams Staple kinda gives off fuck boy vibes ahahahah
Lol that's brilliant
I already shared most of mine in an older thread, but i can paste them here if you want-
^^^ That's what I'm doing. Let's a-go.
I was seven years old at the time. And in my dream, I was bouncing on this banana yellow trampoline. In the centre was a relatively small navy blue circle with a white star in it. As I was bouncing, I heard whispers. They said "this one's gonna die," and "he'll miss these days." It genuinely confused me, but I decided to shrug it off. Not too long after, an extremely large hand pushed out of the darkness and enveloped me completely and I woke up.
I didn't think much of the dream until one night. I went to sleep and I saw the exact same trampoline. But this time, it was tattered and ripped. It couldn't be used anymore. I remember feeling disappointed. But I still didn't wake up. I was still in the dream and I didn't know why. I began to walk closer to the enormous trampoline. I found myself tracing my hands over its cold, metallic legs. As I was doing so, a whisper suddenly arose. "
Do you miss it?" it asked me. I was at first frozen still, but the voice continued.
"Don't you know what this is?" it inquired. I shook my head slowly, for I had no idea what it was. I'd never seen the trampoline before except for in past dreams.
The voice sighed deeply. Its sigh rumbled the room. I had no clue where te voice was even coming from. "Listen," it instructed, "I'm afraid your time has been cut short. You know what this is. It is in your brain and in your heart. You must dig for it." As the last words echoed out, I woke up and I haven't remembered a single dream since.
(There's one)
(In this chat we stan Staple)
(That sounds cool but also haunting in like a beautiful way? I wish my dreams even scratched the surface of interesting.)
(In this chat we stan Staple)
Staple fan club?
(Also. What the fuck. That's terrifying.)
(In this chat we stan Staple)
Staple fan club?
Of course
"You know what this is. It is in your brain and in your heart. You must dig for it." As the last words echoed out, I woke up and I haven't remembered a single dream since.
This is the part that bothers me
(In this chat we stan Staple)
Staple fan club?
Of course
YES
@CrackpipeDreamer okay that's kinda terrifying, I love how im out here dreaming about fucking staplers while you're having these serious prophetic dreams lol
Lol. I mean, to be fair, the stapler dream was hilarious.
Hmm which dream should I begin with
The nuclear incident (at least that’s what I think happened) or the spaceship murder mystery
Think I’ll go with the nuclear one first because that’s the older one
So the nuclear incident one was a few years ago. But it’s one of those dreams that stood out to me, seeing as I remember it without having to write down much. Like many of my dreams, it took place from a first person perspective - I could look down and see myself or whoever I was for the dream, I could see my hands, legs, etc. But this time I was dressed in some type of suit. Like a protective suit; you know, the ones they might wear in the movies, where they go into a dangerous environment? And I wasn’t alone. All around me, people in these suits. We were walking in silence on fields of green grass. I could not see any features of their faces, same for myself meaning I had no means of identification if I was truly myself in that dream. With a track record like mine, I probably wasn’t.
Eventually, we came across this steep hill. There was no communication between us, it was almost as though we knew we had to go to the top.
The climb was hard, steeper as we went further and further. But eventually, we reached the top. We did not see the healthy grass, but dying, greyed out grass and the once blue skies were no more as they too, had become grey and kind of greenish? Like before a tornado almost.
Ahead of us was a city, or whatever was left of it. I began to walk over there, joined by the rest of the people. The buildings, charred and broken down. Aged, yet no plants had overgrown them, since all of the surrounding environment was dead. Honestly, I was surprised I didn’t come across any bones.
But then, I drifted away from the group. For some reason I was lured to an area, to which I saw something laying on the ground. I kneeled down and picked it up, inspecting it. It was like a furred creature, a mammal of some sorts? I couldn’t identify what it was, but it was dead for sure.
And then the dream ended at that part.
Oh, I had a school shooter dream too. I was at some college campus for a convention or something with Emi, Red, Reed, Eris, and Moxie, and we all had cupcakes for some reason? But then the alarm went off and we all had to hide under a desk. None of us died though, which was good.
I want Staple art.
You know, these Staple dreams are pretty iconic.
guess you could say they're a staple of this chat
That nuclear one makes me so uncomfortable. Wack.
You know, these Staple dreams are pretty iconic.
guess you could say they're a staple of this chat
Thank you, Ella. Thank you for that joke.
You know, these Staple dreams are pretty iconic.
guess you could say they're a staple of this chat
you have no idea how happy that pun made me
You know, these Staple dreams are pretty iconic.
guess you could say they're a staple of this chat
rolls eyes while laughing
(But as for the school shootings. It's bad, but it's not as bad as you would think. Literally any time a gun is fired at a school, it is counted as a school shooting. Including accidents or when no one is hurt or if it's in the middle of the night or when no children are present.)
You know, these Staple dreams are pretty iconic.
guess you could say they're a staple of this chat

Welp, I'm bringing this back because I had a very vivid dream last night
I was in a plane, then it crashed
I think Miri was there
But it landed in the river(which my brother was having a hard time believing was a river)
Then we went to the fire station(why)
There was a tea maker that we put a small cauldron under for some reason, then the cauldron got full, so I put a bucket under it instead, then we went outside. There were zombies for some reason, and Miri and I went through a pipe-thing to escape them. There were lots of places where pipes would intersect, and in those bigger areas, there were shops. I discovered that there was a rule.
You have to have a t-shirt on, and no writing on it. Or your limbs would be torn from your body. So I bought some overalls to cover my shirt.
that's some funky shit right there my dude
I had a dream once where I and my sister and brother-in-law were wandering through these creepy slums at night and we got jumped by these criminals, and I don't know what they planned to do with us but it was bad. I got separated from the group somehow, almost got attacked by a crazy kid who could turn into a stray dog, and made my way back to the others just in time to hear the boss criminal's big villain speech. someone spotted me and I tried to hide in a nearby closet, which is how I found the handy-dandy giant axe. I immediately used it to chop up all the criminals and save my family, and after that I woke up. The physics of that dream were oddly realistic, like the axe felt very heavy and the bad guys felt very…..solid. ^^; I'm pretty sure I didn't wake up scared or upset at all, though. After all, when your dream self turns out to be the psycho, how scary can a bunch of thugs really be?
Also, this morning, the very first thing that popped into my head when I woke up was the name "Braddlebeetle Bumblewater", and if you think I'm not putting that into a story at some point then you are badly mistaken XD
Ok so don't judge my dreams. I'm not even sure what happens in them…
So I'm on vacation and sitting on a beach with my family. All of a sudden, a giant come crashing through so we run into a hotel-like thing that suddenly appears. We tell this person at the front desk who kind-of looks like Moana that there is a giant tsunami outside. She just king of smiles and tells us not to worry. All of a sudden, the tsunami passes so we go back outside. So a second tsunami comes and we run back inside. We tell the Moana lady that this is happening, and she actually panics this time. She yells for us to go out back so we all just go and follow her. Turns out that "out back" is a mix between Disney Land and a zoo and there is some form of a mini river flowing through the whole thing. So we all start freaking out because we're not far. enough away from the tsunami, but the Moana lady is still calm. The tsunami goes to hit us but it freezes in mid-air. It suddenly disappears and my mom decides that she likes this Disney-zoo crossover and that we were going to stay there for the rest of our trip. My sister doesn't like that so she jumps into the mini river thing and begins to swim like an otter.
Then I woke up. Yeah, something is wrong with my dreams.
shittt that's trippy as hell
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