"Well, well, well, now look what we have here!" A voice said. It sounded familiar, but in a bad way.
"Got them, boss," Another familiar voice said.
"Who are you?" Azrael asked.
"I'm Hewalo," Hewalo said as he appeared out of the shadows. He didn't look like Darkiplier, instead, he looked like Antisepticeye, but wearing Darkiplier's suit.
"I'm Bill Cipher, and you're in my DOMAIN!"
They looked around. Yep. They were in Gravity Falls.
"Fuck," Azrael, Allison, Vozreal.
"First order of business," Hewalo said as he put Chelsea and Theo in cuffs and chains, "Oh, and Chelsea and Theo? don't bother to escape those chains. They'll restrain you more the more you struggle.
"What's that look for, Vozreal?" Bill said, "You used to be one of us."
"I mean, I don't need to struggle to escape these. You really should-"
"Chelsea, don't give them any ideas!"
"Relax, Theo. We might be in a life or death situation, but it's like the third one today. Hey, Cornflake of Time and Space, you realize that this is all really losing impact. If you're trying intimidation, you probably should take some classes on psychology or something, because you're doing a crappy job. Speaking of crap, what's that over there?"
"Your tricks won't fool me, punny Mortals. You can only escape those cuffs when the person who put you in them releases you. No tools or Deus-ex-machina tomfuckery will help you. And, oh, by the way, I'll be taking those." Hewalo said as he telepathically grabbed all of Chelsea and Theo's tool and gadgets and everything in between, brought them towards him, lifted them in the air and closed his fist, thereby crushing the tools until they were merely sub-particles of atoms.
"Not so powerful without your tools, are you?" Bill said.
"I mean, at least I have my brain cells."
"You mean, your two brain cells."
"Hey, this is a no-judgment zone. Also, I still have my relaxed, unconcerned-for-my-own life, witty, mildly sarcastic attitude. That's something you'd have to pry out of my cold, dead soul!" Chelsea said, with an eerie cheerfulness.
"Seriously, she's not going to worry. You could disassemble our molecules and she'd still be quipping."
"Look, you might have infinite power or resources or something lame like that, but I've got a will and a way, so there's really nothing keeping me down. Except for self-deprecating jokes. Also, you're villains. Aren't you supposed to bore us to tears or sleep or whatever with a monologue? Why am I the one monologuing? Does that make you incompetent villains? Is this getting irritating? What's two plus two?"
"I'm not incompetent, I'm more intelligent than God herself. Also, I don't monologue because that's how the villain loses. I get to the point," Hewalo said, "Besides I know of one way to get you to shut the fuck up."
"Asking politely would actually get her to stop, without excessive means. Here, watch how the master does it. Chelsea, please shut your yaps."
…
Theo shrugs. "I guess we'll just be passive witnesses. Go on, we won't interrupt you."
"Just to make sure," Hewalo said, and with that, he ripped out Chelsea's throat, voicebox, and tongue from her body.
"What the fuck!?!" Vozreal screamed.
"Are you okay Chelsea?" Allison asked.
"It's on," Azrael said.
I am fine, Chelsea signed with ASL.
She's good, Theo mouthed. Don't worry. We can always fix that later.
Chelsea shrugged. Good one, she signed towards Bill. Though I thought you'd do worse, but if you don't mind, turning me to stone might be easier and more comfortable for all of us here.
Nope, Bill signed back, It's more fun if you are like this and not stone.
Azrael lunged at Hewalo and attempted to slice Hewalo in half. It barely made a dent.
"You're… you're not of this realm, are you?" Azrael asked.
"Nope. I am neither corporeal nor ethereal." Hewalo answered.
Meanwhile, Allison was telling Chelsea that she would heal her.
I will heal you, Allison signed to Chelsea.
"Let It Be Bright," Allison sang. A small white cloud appeared over Chelsea, healing her wounds and putting her throat, voicebox, and tongue back in place. It also gave back her tools in one piece.
Suddenly two people, out of nowhere, appeared
"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to saving your lives," The first one said.
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, and welcome back to saving the multiverse!"
the second one said.
(Okay, what is happening? Also, I'm getting kind of tired of roleplay, it's not really a thing I do normally. I might come back in a few days though, I just need a break.)
(I dunno, I'm kinda making up some stuff as I go along. Also, that's fine, just tell me when you're ready to start RPing again)