I never thought the words “take it off you feathery chicken slut” would ever enter my ears yet here I am
what are these jokes
I want to marry whoever said that
The Yo Mama channel on YouTube
KSLSJKFH it was??? I'd expect a Discord user to say that, not someone on YouTube making cheap jokes.
Alright the call ended
I’m free
I don’t know what’s worse, the jokes themselves or that I still had them all memorized from four whole years ago
So, I want to get these three foreign flags and they all have embassies in California, and while I don't live in California, I live near there. Do you think if I email them, asking for a flag do you think they would send me one? and if they did, would I have to pay for shipping? Because I'm a sad broke child
Peep me realizing at 12AM that I probably do most likely have depression.
To explain: I've done a whole report on depression in 8th grade. I exhibit many symptoms, my mom and friends have asked me if I'm depressed before and pointed out symptoms but I wasn't about to self-diagnose, and my therapist recently mentioned it sounds like I have mild depression (from that point on I lied about some questions she asked so OFC she couldn't go any further with diagnosis).
So I'm sincerely hoping that tomorrow my brain functions as it should.
Some context:
I have this thing Called AP test next week and the week after next week, now two of them I'm not really worried about I feel like I can handle APUSH and APEL because… I feel like I can. However, there is a day I am dreading in these next few weeks, the 14 of May, which my fellow AP testers will know is, the AP chemistry test… I'm going to get a one. I don't know how to chemistry, I know how to logic which is why I'm not failing the class, but I don't really know how to chemistry.
I've been trying to study for this test for weeks now and I physically can't force my self to sit down and do chemistry, I really can't. So tomorrow I really hope my brain will let my study chemistry.
Good luck! I'd offer to help you but I haven't done any sort of Chemistry yet :(
Guys i don't think I'm okay…
scratch that I know I'm not okay…
Does crying and stringing random words and phrases together sound like okay??
{This is stemming from something that happened over a week ago and had no outlet for}
No that doesn't sound okay. That sounds like you are struggling.
You know It's alright to not be Okay sometimes, that's called being human, and being flawed and being a real person. Nothing is wrong with you if you don't feel okay. You're not Broken, you're not going to feel this way forever even if it feel's like it. You're just not okay right now, and that's okay. Just understand that you are cared for, people care about you, you have value.
It's a fucking blizzard outside my window.
It looks like december.
It was like that where I live yesterday
Or was it the day before?
It was fine yesterday.
It's snowing now.
I'm luck I don't have to wear sandals to go home.
No that doesn't sound okay. That sounds like you are struggling.
You know It's alright to not be Okay sometimes, that's called being human, and being flawed and being a real person. Nothing is wrong with you if you don't feel okay. You're not Broken, you're not going to feel this way forever even if it feel's like it. You're just not okay right now, and that's okay. Just understand that you are cared for, people care about you, you have value.
Thanks… I think…
Honestly I really just want some advice. With quarantine and everything, and also my mom, I'm kinda feeling isolated. I can't talk to my IRL friends about this shit, and I can't vent on notebook all the time (Which is why this waited over a week).
I…
I just don't know anymore.
My cat: let me in the bathroom
Me: ugh fine but you better not want out in twenty seconds
My cat: licks the toilet, licks my thigh, jumps up on the back of the toilet to grab my head, hold it still, and eat my hair, licks my shoulder
I decided that I have an absurd amount of One Piece OCs piled up, so I'm making a quiz with them
Debating whether or not to add pixel art, because I haven't even drawn all of them, and my main one is constantly changing
Update: My lazy ass found a decent base that's pretty cute, so I'm gonna do that instead of work
Do yall ever get scared of summer, because I almost always feel like there is someone/something waiting in either the forest near my house or in my house, and I feel like it intensifies in the summer
SWEET RELIEF!
Went to pick up my stuff from school and they gave me a flag, thank gosh I missed punching things into the air
you ever just look up your name on urban dictionary, you know, for the laughs
only to end up crying after the first page cause it’s all just disgustingly kind sweet happy loving stuff that I didn’t know I needed rn-
Wow I'm slow this morning. I put some dirty laundry in the pile, no biggy, right? Well my father asked me what I put in the pile, and I responded with "towels for my bed" because I forgot the word "blanket".
And then when I went to go throw some trash into the garbage can, I threw it in the place the can used to be 6 months ago.
I know I probably shouldn't laugh, but I'm mildly cackling
ASH HAVE YOU READ KAREN AND GEORGIA'S BOOK?? yes I know I'm late to this, I'm very behind, shut up
Not yet, but I really want to
You can clearly tell some of these are from like 2014, gosh I forgot boy bands existed
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Miriam
………………………………….
You're a real good cook?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zach
Right away I started laughing.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Owen
Mine is just an essay about some prince charming. Until you get to definition No. 7.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zach
Right away I started laughing.
"Zach you want to hangout
Fuck you"