i just want to be able to move out and live with my best friend so i can actually do things instead of sit around doodling for 8 years straight
i want to go places, try things, take some art classes, get two small dogs, an actual job, maybe even spend time with actual living breathing humans-
i’m sick of this nothing…
i have dreams dammit, let me live them
but by the time i’m old enough to do things it’ll likely be too late for them
confused sadness noises
i just want to be able to move out and live with my best friend so i can actually do things instead of sit around doodling for 8 years straight
i want to go places, try things, take some art classes, get two small dogs, an actual job, maybe even spend time with actual living breathing humans-
i’m sick of this nothing…
i have dreams dammit, let me live them
but by the time i’m old enough to do things it’ll likely be too late for them
confused sadness noises
me and my best friend are planning to move in together in a few years if we can! we'll have my cat and she wants to get chinchillas.
i am but a simple sock, I have no desires except to eat food and talk to my internet friends
i am but a simple sock, I have no desires except to eat food and talk to my internet friends
sock?
yes. I am a sock
what color and style sock?
i am but a simple sock, I have no desires except to eat food and talk to my internet friends
sock?
yes. I am a sock
what color and style sock?
Black and turquoise. Ankle.
Am I allowed to leave my room now?
Yes
Will I leave my room for more than 5 minutes at a time?
No
@Sockappile lmao
SKGJHSGUKH hee hee-man I'M- BRUH LEAVE ADAM ALONE HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE MICHAEL JACKSON EDITED ONTO HIS CHARACTER
Am I allowed to leave my room now?
Yes
Will I leave my room for more than 5 minutes at a time?
No
This is just me on a daily basis.
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A recent picture of me
Also, guess who just found out that they've had Doritos in the pantry but just didn't see them?
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A recent picture of me
You're very pretty
Thank you, that's my best angle
from the link alone i think i don't want to click that
In my experience jealousy tends to last way longer and crushes can stop at a moment's notice (like they do something totally shitty).
That's fair, but I'm also shit at figuring out my own feelings, so I guess I'll just have to keep waiting until something happens for me to figure it out.
Do you wanna make out with them or do you just want them to fall at your feet in worship and/or other platonic friend things?
I uh… I'm gonna abstain from straight-up answering that, but I will say that those options are… rather similar to me
from the link alone i think i don't want to click that
AAAA sorry I couldn't get the image to show. It's just a taxidermy rat in clown clothes, promise. Nothing I'd consider graphic.
I just saw "anthropomorphic taxidermy mouse rat" and thought the worst
those furry jokes and cursed images have taken over
Oof. I for real have considered drawing myself a 'ratsona' though because the lady rat jokes from TikTok.
Do you ever just see something
A tiktok, in this case
That reminds you you're queer
Do you wanna make out with them or do you just want them to fall at your feet in worship and/or other platonic friend things?
Platonic Friend Things: by Pickles.
Do you wanna make out with them or do you just want them to fall at your feet in worship and/or other platonic friend things?
Platonic Friend Things: by Pickles.
Okay while falling at your feet may not be a friend thing, it's usually not a romantic thing unless you're Zeus
Do you wanna make out with them or do you just want them to fall at your feet in worship and/or other platonic friend things?
Platonic Friend Things: by Pickles.
Okay while falling at your feet may not be a friend thing, it's usually not a romantic thing unless you're Zeus
Or a promiscuous villain character trope