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  1. "Maybe the poison wasn't clear enough sire. They in fact, want to kill you."
  2. "The king only cares about one thing, so lets take it from him."
  3. "I'm an elf thank you very much!"
  4. "I'm not an assassin! I'm the baker!"
  5. "The knights came over here last night, they didn't realize that I was the one they were looking for."
  6. "Maybe murder isn't the only option, perhaps talking could suffice?"
  7. "My horse is named squiggles, you got a problem with that?"
  8. What if… The stars were actually lanterns and lights from far off beings' homes? You know how you can see lights through the woods as a ball of light? What if it was something similar to that?

“No.”

“But –”

“No! I am not petsitting your dragon again!”
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The two stared at each other for a while and then looked back at the large dragon blocking their way.

“I say we’re screwed?”

“We’re screwed.”

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THIS IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU STEVE, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT EXERCISE!!!

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"Seriously Connie? stop messing around. I don't even know her."

@spacebluelily language

This letter, my very dear Eliza, will not be delivered to you, unless I shall first have terminated my earthly career; to begin, as I humbly hope from redeeming grace and divine mercy, a happy immortality.

If it had been possible for me to have avoided the interview, my love for you and my precious children would have been alone a decisive motive. But it was not possible, without sacrifices which would have rendered me unworthy of your esteem. I need not tell you of the pangs I feel, from the idea of quitting you and exposing you to the anguish which I know you would feel. Nor could I dwell on the topic lest it should unman me.

The consolations of Religion, my beloved, can alone support you; and these you have a right to enjoy. Fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted. With my last idea; I shall cherish the sweet hope of meeting you in a better world.

Adieu best of wives and best of Women. Embrace all my darling Children for me.

Ever yours

A H

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Women make up 45% of the world’s workforce. What percentage of these women live in poverty?